What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Echo5Mike]

I've got an extra taco

 

[Shi_One81]

That I look like I’m in my 20s.

Bless you, kind sir. Lol

 

[Ginmill72]

That I look like I’m in my 20s.

Bless you, kind sir. Lol

You're older than 20s?
Not going to lie, bit of a shock.

 

[SassySheDevil]

That he was happy I was in his life. And it was believable.

 

[Shi_One81]

You're older than 20s?
Not going to lie, bit of a shock.

Seriously? I’m 37.

 

[Ginmill72]

Seriously? I’m 37.

Would not have guessed, granted that's just based off of the photos I've seen on lit. I would have said late 20s

 

[13Fantasies]

Would not have guessed, granted that's just based off of the photos I've seen on lit. I would have said late 20s

Same. Definitely not 37

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'I fucking love your mind.'

 

[Jada59]

Does this taste good?

Yeah, it's out of context but it's all I've got.

 

[mnbreastluver]

When am I do for a colonoscopy.

 

[Jakevillines]

'I fucking love your mind.'

This, compliments, and confidence

 

[PartyDress]

There's an hour and 17 minutes remaining in this day, so anything's possible.

 

[AbsintheFather]

"Would you think it’s hot if I told you that I churned my own butter and beat my laundry on the rocks by the river?"

 

[PattiJolene]

it's to long to list, but l will say it made me feel good.

 

[AlwaysFara]

“It’s you I want in my bed.”

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

"wanna Foooook?"

 

[UgliestSon]

The dog really loves your scrambled eggs.

 

[AlwaysFara]

The dog really loves your scrambled eggs.

Why, did you put them on your balls?

 

[Beachgirl22]

"I saved you some bacon"

 

[catherinewheel77]

“I like you like Ray Liotta likes Chantix.”

And I’m still laughing.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'I want that nipple in my mouth. Like now.'

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

Be very patient

 

[AlwaysFara]

Crawl, slut.


I was corrected. In the heat of the moment, I substituted “bitch”for “slut.”
Who cares when you’re crawling?

 

[Jada59]

Lick the head.

 

[Dazer3]

I wish you were the father of my child.