What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[bunny4med]

I awoke to a post it on my pillow from my girlfriend saying her face already hurt from all the smiling I gave her.

 

[catherinewheel77]

“goddamn, you’re funny.”

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

.....

 

[Azuldrgon]

I miss you.....
*melt*

 

[Shi_One81]

“Did you puke in your hair?” Lol

 

[tnman03]

“Did you puke in your hair?” Lol

ugg... I hate being physically sick but being that sick I would hate even more so.

 

[ElliesExplorations]

"You're as beautiful as the first day I saw you" and he says this while I have bed hair.. lol

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

Wasn't so much what they said, but just the way they played with my hair while they said it.

 

[AlwaysFara]

You’re my real counterpart.

 

[Loradai]

The list of toys he is bringing for us to enjoy.

 

[hotoldrguy]

that I was a very good looking gentleman

 

[beachbaby179]

"Nice tree, but you're not under it"

 

[Ginmill72]

Your chest is sexy AF.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Yes..

 

[emsway]

“You can have all the cookies.”

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

......

 

[KentuckyDom1971]

You make me smile.

 

[AbsintheFather]

A minimum of two hours

 

[SassySheDevil]

That they would love to come watch Horton hears a hoo with me

 

[KentuckyDom1971]

Your order is ready.

Were you at a sex shop?

 

[Ausbellbaby]

No, I have all that shit delivered express to my front door.

Lol I love those discreetly packaged parcels

 

[TongueLust]

In my desk drawer.

 

[Girly_girl]

Not a damn thing, today

 

[Ausbellbaby]

lol

Yeah, I like to take my time browsing online.
I don’t want to feel rushed at the sex shop.

I have a package on the way right now. lol

Lol I have half a dozen or so things coming
A variety of stuff I would never normally buy for myself but as the person who suggested them knows his stuff I thought I might as well get them all

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well damn.

Clearly has a screw loose but... still...