What's your Astrological Sign?

[neonflux]

Another twin , here's my chart:
Sun 19 Gem 29
Moon 10 Can 49
Mercury 0 Gem 35
Pluto 26 Leo 22
Venus 7 Can 10
Mars 3 Pis 52
Jupiter 25 Leo 33
Saturn 28 Sco 01
Uranus 0 Leo 01
Asc. 14 Tau 53
MC 29 Cap 49N.
Node 8 Sag 09
2nd cusp 13 Gem 15
3rd cusp 6 Can 33
5th cusp 27 Leo 10
6th cusp 2 Lib 39?

Snippets of the interpretation from Astrology.com Costs $10 but is worth it, I think – the full analysis is 29 pages long and despite the seeming contradictions, absolutely spot-on. I was surprised because I’d never believed in astrology before getting this online reading. They will give you a simpler free reading, btw.

Ascendant in Taurus and Sun in Gemini and Taurus Rising: You have a sensible, realistic outlook and can dedicate yourself to a project. You appear more conservative and conventional than you are. You are able to put ideas into practical action and you are likely to be successful in a field that requires good communication skills and presentation of ideas. Mercury in Gemini: You have a quick mind, a multitude of interests and an inexhaustible curiosity about life. Moon in Cancer: You understand the unspoken feelings and needs of others. You may forgive a transgression by a friend or loved one, but you never forget it. Venus in Cancer: Sensitive and sentimental, you are deeply attached to your family, old friends, familiar places, and the past. You are romantic and tender in love. Mars in Pisces: You are noncombative, noncompetitive, and something of a pacifist... Jupiter in Leo:You cannot tolerate smallness or pettiness, and you have a tendency to exaggerate. The desire for personal recognition - or even Fame - and a need to do something you feel really proud of, motivate you strongly. Saturn in Scorpio: You yearn for, and fear, being emotionally vulnerable with others and experiencing deep emotional intimacy... Uranus in 4th house: Your childhood was unsettling or unstable in some way, so that you may never have felt that you had firm ground beneath your feet. Positively you were given less pressure to conform to conventions, which enables you to be less tethered to restrictive ideas of how one "should" behave, feel, or live. Neptune in Libra: You are part of a 14-year group of people who are interested in the spiritual philosophy and ideals of other cultures, and is not at all dogmatic in its approach to religion.

 

[jadefirefly]

I'm a Taurus, or a Monkey, depending on which part of the world you live in.

5 May 1980 -- results as follows:

Sun -- 15 Taurus 9'6"
Moon -- 15 Capricorn 51' 53"
Mercury -- 6 Taurus 5' 16"
Venus -- 26 Gemini 18' 8"
Mars -- 0 Virgo 23' 48"
Jupiter -- 0 Virgo 22' 9"
Saturn -- 20 Virgo 26' 4"r
Uranus -- 23 Scorpio 55' 20"r
Neptune -- 22 Saggitarius 13' 41"r
Pluto -- 19 Libra 42' 45"r
True Node -- 25 Leo 27'27"
Chiron -- 13 Taurus 41' 51"

This is assuming I have my times right. I might be wrong -- I MAY have been born at 6:30am local time, and always thought 7:30 because of the time zone I was living in most of my life.

Somewhere I have a file I saved with a pretty decent verbal description of what all that means in relation to me. I might have to go find one now.

 

[jadefirefly]

Ah, here we are. My own comments may be interjected in for amusement factors.


May 5 1980
7:30 AM Time Zone is CDT
Killeen, TX

Rising Sign is in 28 Degrees Taurus
Calm and deliberate, you hate to move quickly or act hastily. Very practical, every effort must count or you can't be bothered. Patient, persistent and steady, but very stubborn -- you can't be pushed or pressured into anything. You seem outwardly self-assured because you tend to repress your inner tension and turmoil. You exude an earthy warmth, friendliness and charm. You demand comfortable surroundings and appreciate the good life. Be careful of a tendency to be overly self-indulgent. At times, you are lazy and difficult to motivate. Overcoming inertia is a problem for you and, because you are not by nature a self-starter, it is often necessary for you to receive stimuli from others in order to get moving.
This part is EXTREMELY me.

Sun is in 15 Degrees Taurus.
You are known for being patient, slow moving and careful -- you love to prolong and savor enjoyable times. You appreciate and need comfort, ease and warm surroundings. Be careful of a tendency to become placid and self-satisfied and to overeat (especially sweets). Ooops. You require strenuous situations in order to grow and mature properly, even though you try to avoid them. Affectionate, even-tempered and slow to anger -- when you do become emotionally upset, you are also slow to forgive and time must pass before your calm returns. You demand real results from any situation -- abstractions are very difficult for you to comprehend. Very artistic, your hands love to mold and shape things. You portray an earthy, physical sexiness that others find quite seductive.
So far, spot on!

Moon is in 15 Degrees Capricorn.
You are serious and shy and very uncomfortable in those situations where spontaneous and exuberant emotional reactions seem called for. VERY me. I hate being put on the spot to display emotion. An achiever, you prefer doing practical, worthwhile things that produce tangible results. You need role models to respect, love and emulate. You tend to feel that you're a failure unless you get an important and highly respected position in life. Don't be so hard on yourself! For you, practical needs always win out over emotional considerations. Remember that you too have the right to comfort, security and love. Dutiful and patient, when you make an emotional commitment, you sign on for the long haul -- your love is long- enduring.

Mercury is in 06 Degrees Taurus.
A slow and careful thinker, you like to present ideas visually and concretely. Abstractions are quite difficult for you to understand. For you, everything must be practical and useful in order to merit your attention. You are a perfectionist -- you enjoy being skillful enough to handle the dexterity required of fine craftsmanship. Cautious and conservative in your thinking, you are very slow to change your opinions. You are more apt to respond to an appeal to your feelings than to an appeal to logic or reason. *blush* Yep.

Venus is in 26 Degrees Gemini.
You are friendly, warm, open and tolerant toward others. You love variety in relationships, indeed you may even prefer to maintain more than one relationship at a time! Very witty and humorous, you have the ability to amuse and please others. This makes you quite popular. You love to play the field and thus find it difficult to settle down and make any deep emotional commitments. Your innate charm and vivacity makes you welcome most everywhere you go. I just wish this part wasn't. I'd LIKE to commit. Every time I do, it's either a mistake, or the other person doesn't want to.

Mars is in 00 Degrees Virgo.
Very careful and systematic, you pay great attention to details. You are always seeking perfection and sometimes get bogged down searching for the ultimate when adequacy would have been sufficient. You dislike abstractions, preferring whatever is practical, useful and demonstrable. You have a strong and enduring sense of personal responsibility, and you demand that others be as responsible and upright as you are. Very critical of yourself and others, sometimes you carry this too far and become overly intolerant of others and their right to choose their own lifestyles. This part, not so much. I get detail oriented sometimes, yes; but I'm still getting the hang of the whole responsibility act.

Jupiter is in 00 Degrees Virgo.
You feel most expansive and at ease with yourself when you are doing something that you consider to be practical or useful. You enjoy being dutiful and carrying out responsibilities. You gladly take on the little tasks that others seem to want to avoid. At times, you carry things to extremes and feel guilty anytime you do something that you consider to be self-indulgent. While it is appropriate for you to demand little for yourself in life, try to loosen up once in a while -- go out on a fling and enjoy yourself! I've got no problem being selfish sometimes. But I really do feel happier and more of a good person when I'm working. Even though I hate working.

Saturn is in 20 Degrees Virgo.
Your life must be orderly and practical and full of known and familiar routines in order for you to feel comfortable with yourself. Be careful, however, not to let "order" become the be-all and end-all of your life, or you may become cold, crass and unfeeling. Doing useful, practical things boosts your self- esteem. Abstract concepts and reasoning seem frivolous and a waste of time to you. You are very critical of yourself (and others), indeed at times quite self-deprecating. Try to relax a bit and allow yourself the freedom to fail once in a while. However, you probably won't fail very often because you are such a perfectionist. Meh... sometimes.

Uranus is in 23 Degrees Scorpio.
You, and your peer group, demand to confront life at its deepest and most meaningful levels. Very compulsive and obsessive in your approach to everything, you will avoid anything that is casual or superficial, especially when it comes to relationships. You will seek out and explore new methods of healing as well as different ways to deal with deep-seated emotional problems. Not really. Compulsive and obsessive sometimes, yes, but I love things that are casual and superficial.

Neptune is in 22 Degrees Sagittarius.
You, and your entire generation, are heavily involved in investigating and idealizing foreign and exotic intellectual systems and religious philosophies. The most extreme ideals will be pursued with gusto. You will be at the forefront of humanitarian attempts to improve the lot of those who are in need of assistance. You will be comfortable with the concept of the "global village."

Pluto is in 19 Degrees Libra.
For your entire generation, this is a time of radical changes in society's attitude toward marriage and interpersonal relationships. There is a general fear and awe at the power inherent in making emotional or contractual commitments -- they will not be entered into lightly.

N. Node is in 25 Degrees Leo.
You prefer to take the leadership role when it comes to dealing with others. You enjoy administering and organizing group activities. Others tend to listen to your suggestions because you aren't usually overly domineering or patronizing in your interactions. You love to entertain in a big way -- you're at your best when throwing a large and lavish party. Your popularity and social success are assured as long as you don't take others for granted -- resist the temptation to become snobbish and arrogant. I dunno, I get told I can be very patronizing when I'm in a position of work-authority and I get annoyed with someone. And I am a far cry from popular.

It seems, really, the further down the chart it gets (Where the more abstract concepts are) the less exact it is, but the top stuff is pretty spot-on.

 

[O'Mac]

Taurus.

Though I don't put any real thought into it. Horoscopes are funny in that they are usually worded in a way so pretty much everyone agrees with them.

You never see something like:

Aries: You're a self-righteous asshole most of the time, except on the few occasions where you are at least tolerable to some people close to you.

 

[catalina_francisco]

You go here, Miss KC.

Sheeesh, wish I had seen this....I redid ours manually complete with having to alter it due to our birthplaces not corresponding with the charts I had!! Good thing is I only made one mistake in both of ours .....my head must have been working better than I thought. As to how all this plays out in your chart, it is in the Linda Goodman Relationship Signs book in that list, as well as a couple of others. If anyone is curious though, I can probably give you a brief rundown on some of it froim the info I have here.

Catalina

 

[catalina_francisco]

Taurus.

Though I don't put any real thought into it. Horoscopes are funny in that they are usually worded in a way so pretty much everyone agrees with them.

You never see something like:

Aries: You're a self-righteous asshole most of the time, except on the few occasions where you are at least tolerable to some people close to you.

LOL, you don't read the right books then....most of the ones I have give you a very honest viewpoint on your possible negative qualities as well as the positive, some quite bluntly, and some with advice of how to improve or not fall victim to those negatives quite so easily!!

Catalina

 

[jadefirefly]

Taurus.

Though I don't put any real thought into it. Horoscopes are funny in that they are usually worded in a way so pretty much everyone agrees with them.

You never see something like:

Aries: You're a self-righteous asshole most of the time, except on the few occasions where you are at least tolerable to some people close to you.

Actually, that sounds exactly like almost all of the Aries I've ever met.

 

[trisquel_astur]

'till now I only knew that I'm Scorpio


Sol Scorpio 2° 19' at house 6
Luna Capricornio 11° 33' at house 9
Mercurio Scorpio 23° 48' at house 7
Venus Sagitario 4° 54' at house 7
Marte Cancer 14° 30' at house 3
Júpiter Sagitario 29° 56' at house 8
Saturno Capricornio 13° 5' at house 9
Urano Leo 25° 11' at house 5
Neptuno Scorpio 8° 37' at house 6
Plutón Virgo 7° 36' at house 5
Node North Medium Virgo 12° 54' at house 5
Node North True Virgo 14° 20' at house 5
Ascending Tauro 14° 23' at house 1
Medio Cielo Capricornio 24° 3' at house 10
Zodiaco Tropical
Zona Horaria: -1 horas Este
Lat. y Long. de nacimiento: 43N32 5W40

 

[O'Mac]

Actually, that sounds exactly like almost all of the Aries I've ever met.

I think I'm going to make a few more for the hell of it.

Aries: You're a self-righteous asshole most of the time, except on the few occasions where you are at least tolerable to some people close to you.

Taurus: You know how sometimes you hear people laughing in the background and you think they are laughing at you? Turns out they are.

Gemini: While some people would attribute your bad manners and lack of basic hygenic know-how on your parents being too busy to aid in your childhood development. The rest of us just think you're a rude slovenly idiot.

Cancer: Guess what!? Not only is your zodiac named after a terrible debilitating decease, but your sign is a crab. Isn't that depressing?

Leo: The future is looking up for you, Leo! As it turns out, a fresh human kidney can fetch a pretty penny on the black market. Three cheers for the urinary tract!

Virgo: With the amount of sexual partners you tend to keep, this subtle irony is most amusing.

Libra: Old friends are likely to stop by today. I suggest barring the doors and turning off all lights. If you can, leave town as quickly as possible.

Scorpius: Be warned, Scorpius! The mightly Alamentar and his legions of Val'Tek swordsmen ride to the white shores of Hydoria. Your doom is at hand, foolish enchanter!

Sagittarius: Ever had one of those days where nothing seems to be going right? The good news is that that's all going to end tomorrow. The bad news is that you'll be dead by the end of today.

Capricorn: Nothing eventful will happen today. That is, nothing eventful that is due to the position of various burning balls of hydrogen floating several million miles away in space.

Aquarius: This is the age of Aquarius. The age of Aquarius. AQ-UAR-IUS!!!

Pisces: Take time out to meet with the little people. You know, the ones who got you where you are today. If it wasn't for walking on the backs of others, you might as well kiss that new condo in Miami and $200,000-a-year paycheque good-bye!

 

[rexfelis]

I am a lion who sees the world through fish-eye lenses. I have the mind of a lion, but emotionally, I'm a ram. I express my masculinity and temper as a bull, but my romantic side is virginal. (Took me a long time to put away the scalpel when it came to seeing the beauty of roses.) My hardest lessons come from family, and my best fortunes come from friends. I never gave much of a shit about the rest of it. The longer I've been doing natal astrology, the less I care about the outer planets.

I know a couple, harkening back, who gave birth to a triple Aries daughter (sun-moon-mercury). I cast her chart when she was born. That was back when I was still doing all the math by hand and it took me 30 minutes with an ephemeride and a calculator. Her parents, I told them... but they didn't believe me. Now they believe me. She does indeed have ginger features, and she does indeed terrorize the entire family. Her brother's a Piscean, her mother's a Cappy, and her father's a Cancerian. She pouts a lot, when she's not yelling bloody murder at them. lol

 

[bronntanas]

I'm a lion. Run away!

 

[TikaRose]

I'm a Scorpio

And I have no clue what the rest of this means, but here it is anyhow.

Ascendant - Cancer
Sun - 6 Scorpio 3'52"
Moon - 4 Virgo 56'27"
Mercury - 18 Libra 57'33"
Venus - 19 Virgo 44'24"
Mars - 2 Cancer 17'7"
Jupiter - 17 Aries 30'21"r
Saturn - 2 Leo 44'44"
Uranus - 3 Scorpio 1'35"
Neptune - 10 Saggitarius 14'59"
Pluto - 10 Libra 9'33"
True Node - 21 Scorpio 52'3"
Chiron - 25 Aries 22'35"r

 

[boobsqueeezer]

A goat!!!

I am a capricorn!

 

[shy slave]

Before I met him in R/l I did his astro chart.
Did not tell him for many months afterwards.
I didn't tell him in case he thought it was an invasion of privacy, needless to say he just found it funny that I had taken a whole evening to work out and study his chart lol

 

[WriterDom]

I'm a crabby cock, or a cocky crab depending on my mood.

I tend to like other water signs.

In astrology a water sign refers to any of the signs Cancer, Scorpio or Pisces. The water signs are termed negative and introverted.

According to astrological theory, water signs are characteristically intuitive, imaginative and deeply emotional (unlike the shallow emotional character of fire signs). Water signs are believed by astrological theory to often possess a much more penetrating insight into the true nature of other people than other zodiac signs have: they are supposed to be remarkable in their ability to judge people. Water signs are seen by astrological theory as sensitive, often hypersensitive, and to possess a great desire to help others. Although water signs are not seen as intellectually weak, they are occasionally referred to as mute signs because they supposedly rely so much on non-verbal communication rather than logic. At their worst, water signs are supposed to be withdrawn, secretive, possessive and pessimistic, often withdrawing into their own private world rather than facing difficulties. They are also often unforgiving if injured or even slighted.

In human equations, water signs are generally supposed to be reserved and not gregarious but are exceedingly passionate. This intense passion and devotion to a spouse under all conditions, along with their emotional intimacy with children that allows for easy relation to them, means water signs are often referred to as fruitful signs or fertile signs. They are seen as being complementary to the earth signs who provide them with the stability that they need to develop, whilst the water signs allow the earth signs to work more effectively. Although water signs are often, according to astrological theory, attracted to fire signs because of their ardent, passionate character, in general water signs will eventually find fire signs much too rude, outspoken and honest to be comfortable with them. Water signs are supposed to have strong aversity, even hatred, for air signs, whose personalities they regard as shallow, uncaring, cold and excessively worldly, though sometimes an air sign can be the yin to a water sign's yang (thus creating a great friendship).

 

[SpectreT]

Well, I read a more in-depth profile of my Natal chart, and I can best be summed up in the chorus of a Pink song:

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

I wanna be somebody else, yeah

 

[FurryFury]

Well, I read a more in-depth profile of my Natal chart, and I can best be summed up in the chorus of a Pink song:

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

I wanna be somebody else, yeah

Good time for some role play?

*HUGS*

This chart stuff is all complicated. I don't get it. That's okay though. I don't have to understand everything.

*sighs*

Fury

 

[jadefirefly]

Taurus: You know how sometimes you hear people laughing in the background and you think they are laughing at you? Turns out they are.

Heyyyy... do you know how many years and self-help books I've gone through trying to STOP thinking this way?


And I work in a mall.

 

[RonClarkeson]

Mumbo-Jumbo

Nice way to get someones birthday though.

Me
Sun in Sagittarius
Moon in Capricorn • Ascendant in Virgo, Mercury in the Fourth House • Neptune Conjunct Ascendant • Sun in the Third House • Venus in the Third House • Moon in the Fourth House • Saturn in the Seventh House

The blurb was surprisingly accurate!

 

[O'Mac]

Heyyyy... do you know how many years and self-help books I've gone through trying to STOP thinking this way?


And I work in a mall.

Awwww, that's harsh.

I have a problem with people who mutter actually. I sorta think the same thing. They're all talking to themselves quietly and I just get all nosy about it.

We're all weird.

 

[jadefirefly]

I'm convinced that when I go to get my nails done, the Vietnamese folk that run the place are talking about their customers. That's why they're always laughing.

Sneaky buggers.

Seriously, though -- I've got a major "what will everyone else think of my hair/clothes/makeup/lack of makeup/size" issue. Makes me wonder sometimes how on earth I can work in a mall and do my particular job.

 

[SpectreT]

Good time for some role play?

*HUGS*

This chart stuff is all complicated. I don't get it. That's okay though. I don't have to understand everything.

*sighs*

Fury

Actually, the key phrases were the very beginning. The war against the mirror, being my own worst enemy... Being somebody else won't fix the problem - besides, I'm pretty amazing, when I stop obstructing myself. I just have to learn how to get out of my own way more...

...and I'm chuckling, because I'm the kind of guy who does have to understand everything, or make my brain explode trying.

 

[FurryFury]

Actually, the key phrases were the very beginning. The war against the mirror, being my own worst enemy... Being somebody else won't fix the problem - besides, I'm pretty amazing, when I stop obstructing myself. I just have to learn how to do that more...

*nods*

Thus the hug.

Of course we both know you are still yourself even while roleplaying as well.

Fury

 

[SpectreT]

*nods*

Thus the hug.

Of course we both know you are still yourself even while roleplaying as well.

Fury

Could be why 7 out of 10 of my Dungeons & Dragons characters were Paladins, I suppose...

 

[FurryFury]

Could be why 7 out of 10 of my Dungeons & Dragons characters were Paladins, I suppose...

"Alas! I am slain!"

LOL!

Fury