What's Your Fascism Quotient?

[DustyWolfe]

2.7 Liberal Airhead.

So I'm liberal, support things like gay marriages (not that watered down civil union crap) and public floggings for those accused of sex crimes (dependant on the circumstances), what's so wrong with that?

LOL I put all those too and ended up with a 4.6??? what the fuck is up with that? *goes to AA's corner*

 

[Xelebes]

Remembers the rather sparse distribution of trees in ND

... But a single .50 cal round from an M82 at half a mile in the open will. Who's first ... you or Xelebes?

You haven't learned the skills we learned in Saskatchewan. That province is the very essence of square. Much more than ND.

 

[Xelebes]

We'll fall back as far as the twin cities in order to sucker you into overextending your lines during the spring thaw. Then wait till that North Dakota winter hits. Those of you who make it back home alive will be living on horsemeat.

*pounds fist on map table*

Then it is Quebec by next Fourth of July, gentlemen!

I do hope you realise the condition of your troops. Demoralised by the Iraqi war, I don't think they'd be all that willing to take on Quebec. Also, being much better trained in following orders and being more trained all-round, the Canadians will be a pesky vermin to rid of. You may take Quebec, but man oh man, will Quebec be a cancer for you.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I do hope you realise the condition of your troops. Demoralised by the Iraqi war, I don't think they'd be all that willing to take on Quebec.

Let's see first mistake ...

Demoralized? Not hardly. Don't speak of what you don't know.

Quebec ... a French speaking province ... no problem. The French had to jump in the last sandbox showdown because they hadn't won a war since 1918. They bitched about the start of the second because they had so much to lose. Haliburton? Sure ... we're enjoying the spoils of war quite nicely and laughing at the Frogs while doing it.

Better yet, how about we just improve the Northern lights and show you some of the hidden jewels we've got buried in the wide open spaces of North Dakota?

As for skills, i've hunted man, young man. Can you say the same?

 

[Xelebes]

Quebec ... a French speaking province ... no problem. The French had to jump in the last sandbox showdown because they hadn't won a war since 1918.

The French there left France for a reason - all the willing fighters left for Mentreal where they partied all night long - for 200 years straight. Ayup. You don't want to bring them to a war. Did you ever see the battle when Alberta threatened to take away Medicare? Oh boy... was that one messy battle and we still have Medicare.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

The French there left France for a reason - all the willing fighters left for Mentreal where they partied all night long - for 200 years straight. Ayup. You don't want to bring them to a war. Did you ever see the battle when Alberta threatened to take away Medicare? Oh boy... was that one messy battle and we still have Medicare.

Chuckle ... point taken.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I do hope you realise the condition of your troops. Demoralised by the Iraqi war, I don't think they'd be all that willing to take on Quebec. Also, being much better trained in following orders and being more trained all-round, the Canadians will be a pesky vermin to rid of. You may take Quebec, but man oh man, will Quebec be a cancer for you.

Once our troops are fired with rage at seeing their MOtherland invaded by garlic eating snowshoe wearing, big bearded wolverine trapping mother raping father raping socialist French canadian god save the queen canadian RCMP mountie bastards from the north...*catches breath* and once they see their picturesque villages put to the torch, fields sown with salt, the black flag flown, etc etc; they will stop at nothing to avenge this canadian insult to our land. Your invaders will be cast out, living on dead mules and bloody snow (as mentioned before). Then, we advance on your lands to make safe our borders, spread the american way, and bring cell phones and other amenities to your benighted folk.

 

[FungiUg]

Jaysus, you lot! All that sabre rattling -- at least you don't hear the Aussies threatening to invade New Zealand, or vice-versa!

Of course, Kiwis have been invading Australia for years now, subversively... first Bondi, then the rest of Australia! Bwah hah hah hah ha!

 

[Queen Bee]

3.4. My highest scores were in the areas of anti-intraception and desctructiveness and cynicism.

 

[shy slave]

I was a 2.8.

realizes how close her score is to RR's and passes out

Also 2.8 and passes out. How can all three of us have the same things in common

Actually I am relieved i am a liberal airhead, instead of true American as I am British and never been near the USA.

Now its official I am an air head off to dye my hair back to blonde instead of the usual lurid red

 

[Netzach]

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[Netzach]

...some of the hidden jewels we've got buried in the wide open spaces of North Dakota?


What ARE you smoking?

I think I'm closer to ND than you are. I know people who've gone over. Because....um....it's there.

I can assure Canada you are missing nothing and still can't buy beer there on Sunday.




{B}As for skills, i've hunted man, young man. Can you say the same? [/B]

Out hunting young men? I don't think they take kindly to that in ND either.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Netz, Darlin'

i referred to those cute little holes in the ground that we waste millions of dollars a year to maintain.

As for hunting, Uncle Sugar trained and paid me for 12 years to do just that ...

 

[Netzach]

My fascist quotient was an all american Ayn Randian 3.4.

 

[rosco rathbone]

My fascist quotient was an all american Ayn Randian 3.4.

WOw, that is fucking weird. YOu and Queebs both smoked me. I am more permissive than you are!!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Re: Netz, Darlin'

i referred to those cute little holes in the ground that we waste millions of dollars a year to maintain.

As for hunting, Uncle Sugar trained and paid me for 12 years to do just that ...

I saw online, you can buy a titan missle silo and the whole bunker complex for a couple of million now, from the SAC or their agents. People are renovating them to live in!

That is just fucking cool, I think, but I am a geek.

 

[Netzach]

I think we should start a hierarchical commune in a titan missile silo in ND as long as it had seasonal-affective lights and an open bar.

Oh wait, you don't do hierarchies according to your anarchic results.

Heh.

 

[snowy ciara]

WOw, that is fucking weird. YOu and Queebs both smoked me. I am more permissive than you are!!

on the 10 oclock news

This just in, hell froze over this afternoon...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

This just in, hell froze over this afternoon...

And here i thought it warm in Canada this time of year, but judging on the temp here this morning, maybe not.

 

[m wisdom]

2.6

 

[rosco rathbone]

I think we should start a hierarchical commune in a titan missile silo in ND as long as it had seasonal-affective lights and an open bar.

Oh wait, you don't do hierarchies according to your anarchic results.

Heh.

"first among equals" is how I see me.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I think we should start a hierarchical commune in a titan missile silo in ND as long as it had seasonal-affective lights and an open bar.

Oh wait, you don't do hierarchies according to your anarchic results.

Heh.

Hierarchical commune...what an enchanting idea. So...non-1960s. The best of the hippies without all the horrid hippie shit. I'm picturing that scene in Easy Rider in the poor freak commune where they are dancing around singing and making gods-eyes; but then some dude comes in and commences whipping on those juicy hippie girl bottoms and commanding them to get in the communal kitchen and whip up a feast of sprouts. (Actually, I hear that the women always did most of the work in those places anyhow.)

Very kind of David Koresh actually. I dig it.

Have bondage lesbos in SF (they invent everything) already tried this ?

 

[rosco rathbone]

A Council of Dominants would sit in juddgement and decide the rules...at a round table. And there'd be public punishment for rules breakers.

 

[Xelebes]

Once our troops are fired with rage at seeing their MOtherland invaded by garlic eating snowshoe wearing, big bearded wolverine trapping mother raping father raping socialist French canadian god save the queen canadian RCMP mountie bastards from the north...*catches breath* and once they see their picturesque villages put to the torch, fields sown with salt, the black flag flown, etc etc; they will stop at nothing to avenge this canadian insult to our land. Your invaders will be cast out, living on dead mules and bloody snow (as mentioned before). Then, we advance on your lands to make safe our borders, spread the american way, and bring cell phones and other amenities to your benighted folk.

What do you take us for? Napoleon troops? Hitler's troops. Sorry, but we actually have supply lines coming from our resource rich nation to supply our troops. Be wary of the onslaugh! Not even fire can distract us! Plus with the fire and all, it'll be warmer. We like our warmth. And the fire will only lure us.

 

[Netzach]

Hierarchical commune...what an enchanting idea. So...non-1960s. The best of the hippies without all the horrid hippie shit. I'm picturing that scene in Easy Rider in the poor freak commune where they are dancing around singing and making gods-eyes; but then some dude comes in and commences whipping on those juicy hippie girl bottoms and commanding them to get in the communal kitchen and whip up a feast of sprouts. (Actually, I hear that the women always did most of the work in those places anyhow.)

Very kind of David Koresh actually. I dig it.

You know, that almost sounds appealing, I know I'd eat more salad.

Have bondage lesbos in SF (they invent everything) already tried this ?

If so you probably can't wear perfume or scented deodorant, so I'm outta there.