What's Your Kryptonite?

[HBergeron]

All women are my kryptonite one way or another. GOT to be all the givens: Beautiful, smart, learned, sexy, kind and generous of spirit. It's important that she has breasts.

The most elusive and deadliest kryptonite would be the woman who plays guitar - not just a few a baby chords, but plays well - someone you can really have fun jamming with. You can have lots of laughs and lots of sex, but that ability to engage in musical dialog is a divine extra. Piano is fine (please no flutes, unless they're mine), but give me that axe-woman - a serious, down and dirty player.

But seriously, if she's willing to fuck me, I'm good

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

But seriously, if she's willing to fuck me, I'm good[/QUOTE]

Gotta have standards....

 

[HBergeron]

But seriously, if she's willing to fuck me, I'm good

Gotta have standards....[/QUOTE]

Hahaha...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm a sucker for a sweet-talking man, who is sweet to me.

Bah!

 

[emsway]

Disarming, and easy charm. A who notices things about me and comments on them like, “I like watching you play with your earring”.

 

[ydahecnot]

That song by 3 Doors Down

 

[snexxer]

Smart
Friendly
Funny
Bonus: musician

Told you before to stop listing my attributes

Hmmm. My Kryptonite.
Kind, friendly, shy, strong.

 

[KingOfOregon]

A pert pair of nipples. Breast size is irrelevant: it's all about the nips.

 

[Sundayschild]

That smile I know she has when she reads something particularly salacious.

 

[Arianthe]

Reserved, with hidden depths. Cos then I'm driven to keep digging until I discover exactly how fucked up they are.

 

[elli1point1]

british accents
suits
charm and good manners
cake
british men with charm and good manners in suits bringing me cake

 

[Sundayschild]

british accents
suits
charm and good manners
cake
british men with charm and good manners in suits bringing me cake

You must meet my friend Mr Kipling. I think you'll get along...

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I really can't say "no" to a woman with a nice, plump ass

I could but it would take a great deal of effort on my part..

 

[elli1point1]

You must meet my friend Mr Kipling. I think you'll get along...

pfffff

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Reserved, with hidden depths. Cos then I'm driven to keep digging until I discover exactly how fucked up they are.

Haha

british accents
suits
charm and good manners
cake
british men with charm and good manners in suits bringing me cake

There's not a single thing on that list that I can find any fault with.

 

[OldUncleJack]

*puts on suit and grabs a chocolate cake*

 

[Arianthe]

And Tim tams!

 

[islandjoe2]

VooDoo Doughnuts

Best answer yet.

 

[steelyblue73]

'That' Look

 

[Farawyn]

Make me laugh and I’ll throw my panties onstage for you.

 

[help_me_Rhonda]

A quiet but self assured confidence.

 

[DarkSimian]

help me Rhonda's AV

 

[DarkSimian]

Make me laugh and I’ll throw my panties onstage for you.

*sends Fara a dick pic*

 

[Farawyn]

*sends Fara a dick pic*

Ahahhaaaa!!!

 

[DarkSimian]

Ahahhaaaa!!!

See, told ya