What's Your Kryptonite?

[DarkSimian]

Someone Intelligent, well spoken, witty, kind...who give me soft kisses on the back of my neck.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Right now? Someone who will cook for me, deliver a fabulous foot massage and carry me to bed. I've had a long busy day that still hasn't ended.

 

[beachbaby179]

Someone who plays a musical instrument...and plays it for me.

 

[Violetvixen1]

A hand around my neck and a bite on my shoulder

Conversely a willing slave to my unique brand of torture.

 

[ydahecnot]

Someone who plays a musical instrument...and plays it for me.

I play the, um, mouth harp

 

[Asian_Flower]

My husbands penis. There I said it

 

[Asian_Flower]

Oh and dark chocolate...I cant resist it!

 

[julybaby04]

Someone who is not a felon.

 

[Little_Sister]

Someone who is not a felon.

You are so hard to please

I love a man who can get me squirming with nothing but words.

 

[clistenovena]

A man whose sentence starts with, "I was listening to NPR..."

 

[Downundergirl79]

Humour that brings out the belly laughs and makes you pee just a little, a deep voice to go with it doesn’t hurt either..

 

[zydrate]

A sexy walk. Makes a gal wonder what his pants are hiding.

hemorrhoids

 

[RideFl71]

Legs that make an ass out of them self and that you can SMACK!!.
Eyes that draw you in and pierce your soul last BUT not least hair that's good for pulling!!

 

[julybaby04]

You are so hard to please


.....am I aiming too high????

 

[emsway]

A devilish grin with a sharp wit behind it.

 

[VanGogh66]

Someone who is not a felon.

Heyyyy, I finally met a qualification.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

A woman that squirts.

 

[KarenB59]

Corny jokes.

 

[julybaby04]

Heyyyy, I finally met a qualification.

.......BINGO!!

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Scarves, short skirts, and playful teasing

 

[VanGogh66]

.......BINGO!!

I win!!

 

[angelofthenorth]

Anything daddy related

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Kindness

 

[BadAmy]

Him....and that fucking elephant.

 

[snexxer]

Bright red hair.