What's your sign?

[DVS]

The bedroom.

The bedroom? There is a sign that's good at sleeping?

 

[Fantasia9977]

VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.

 

[A Desert Rose]

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying.


Promiscuous... check. LOL that would be me.
But I don't make anyone cry.

 

[Shankara20]

i'll see your ascendant and raise you a moon. i have just come upon several of your posts tonight on different threads and i hate to encourage you by admitting it, but i love your sense of humor.

*blush*
thanks, good to meet you - hope you stay around, this is a great place.

My moon is Virgo
(taken from site linked in trisquel_astur post - good for a rather quick chart)
He has a very good memory. Scientific or medical studies preferred above all others. He is humble and moderate, calm and reserved. Emotional discipline. He is willing to help, devoted and gentle.

Weaknesses: !servile! nature, frequent changes of occupation, gets annoyed, upset, worries. He is too shy.

Thats a hell of a thing to say about a Top (wanta-be)

 

[Shankara20]

I do have my full chart and I do them for other people (or at least I used to, for more than I do now, they are time consuming!)

I did Andantes when we started talking, but before we met.
After about a year I showed it to him. He found it amusing and in places not that accurate LOL

In mine, I have six planets in Virgo, so I guess in many ways I am a virgo *sigh*

I bow to your experience. I have never cast a chart by hand, always used a computer program, but have not even looked at my transits for over 4 years.

six planets in Virgo, hmmmmm I wonder if you do display any Virgo energy?

Virgo Weaknesses: servile nature, frequent changes of occupation, gets annoyed, upset, worries. Is too shy.

nope - I guess not

 

[WriterDom]

cool - we share the same birthday

you poor poor thing

Is the 19th of july on the cusp?

I have a lot of fire in my chart. But I'm a freaky cancer

 

[Shankara20]

Is the 19th of july on the cusp?

I have a lot of fire in my chart. But I'm a freaky cancer

could very well be, you might have an aggressive ascendant
if you know the time of your birth and city you could do a quick chart using the link in trisquel_astur post.

ps - Cancers with Leo aspects make the bestest Tops - we give lots and lots of aftercare

 

[Literotti]

Ok, I know the whole astrology thing is so overdone, but I got this in my bulletin on myspace, and I'm bored and REALLY like the description of me - a pisces. So . . . what are you?

GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

Really too nice and complimentary. Gemini is best of the best and worst of the worst on any given day. An evil twin. A contradiction. Someone who's hard to pin down. Drives 'ya crazy. On an emotional roller coaster. But on the bright side, we are never around long enough to get under anyone's skin.

 

[DVS]

I'm an Aries. In fact, today is my birthday. I don't know if I believe some of this astrology stuff, but I do share some of the traits of the Aries...my favorite color is red and I have a strange almost fetish for fire.

I'm a leader, but only on a small scale. I tend to be the rebel, taking on my own path when others seem to favor a safer route. I share others, but I also feel these traits could also be parts of other zodiac signs, just as easily.

Even with the above list, people born under several signs are considered good kissers. Several others are wanred not to be crossed. And, if you look through the lists, I'm sure you will find other traits that we all share.

Now, to get down to the Aries traits...

ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud.

The Liar? What is this suppose to mean? Is this suppose to mean the Aries is always lying? I don't see the word used in any of the other examples. Then, am I to understand that only an Aries will lie? Now, that's not a nice thing to say. And on my birthday, no less!

I do feel I'm outgoing. I can be spontanious. And, if you cross me, I tend to fight for what I believe is right. Funny? People do tend to laugh, when they're around me, but I've never quite figured out if they are laughing with me, or at me.

Now, I've been told I'm an excellent kisser, but how can I say, one way or the other on that? A lot of that would hinge on the chemical attraction between me and the kissee. In many things, we are made better, by associating with those better than ourselves.

EXTREMELY adorable? I wonder about that one. If my recent experiences at finding a willing and/or compatible sex partner on collarme would be used as a measure for this, it seems my old friend Murphy is the only one who finds me even a tiny bit adorable. Does that adorable quality fade with age?

I do love relationships...sexual relationships. Actually, to get down to the nitty gritty, I enjoy sex. Honestly, If I could have the sex without a relationship, I'd probably go for it. I don't know it that is an Aries trait or maybe just a male trait.

And, I think it's safe to say I'm over sexed. And, in some people's minds I would guess that would be seen as a sex addiction. I don't know if I'd go so far as to say that, though. I see an addiction as being something you can't stop. Like those addicted to smoking. A part of the smoker enjoys it, while another part wishes they could stop. I can safely say I enjoy sex. I love sex. I like a lot of sex. But, I could stop at any time, if I wanted to, so I don't consider that an addiction.

And, frankly, why whould I ever want to consider such a thing? Sex, the urge to have sex (or the hunger for it), the enjoyment of the act, the thought of enjoying the act when enjoying the act isn't possible, and basking in the moment right after enjoying sex seems to all be a part of the cyclical lifestyle I enjoy. A few short minutes after the basking subsides, I'm getting that urge, again. But, an addiction? I don't think so.

I'm just a healthy, growing boy with a lot of testosterone to share. And speaking of that, I'm going bald. I've heard it said that bald men have a lot of testosterone. I don't know if that's true, but it fits. Oh, and for the record, I don't smoke, so consequently, I don't smoke after sex. I have been known to sometimes smoke during sex, but I've found that by adding more lube, I can keep that under control.

Loud? Me? I don't think so. I was always told that actions speak louder than words. Even during BDSM play, I am very calm, and never raise my voice. I've found that method to be very effective. I'm one of those "speak softly and carry a big stick" kind of guys, I guess. You can make your own reference on what I mean by a big stick.

But, I don't yell. Even when watching football, I'm very calm and reserved. Now, in the rare event my team wins, I've been known to whoop it up a bit, but because winning is rare, the whooping is also rare.

TAURUS - The Stubborn Cow
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

Now, if I'm suppose to also have traits for Taurus, because I'm on the cusp, it's a wonder I read these things at all. I'm not only a lair, but also a stuborn cow. And, I would consider being aggressive as an Aries trait, but it's here, under Taurus. Likes to give a good fight for what they want? Wouldn't that be my love of control, during sex? It might be why I enjoy bondage so much.

I've already mentioned the good kisser thing as being a trait for many other signs, and being stubborn would again go back to my enjoying control and bondage, wouldn't it? Frankly, it's my way or no way, but I find submissives kind of like that in me.

But, what captures my eye are two traits that I can't dismiss. In the Airies, it's EXTREMELY adorable, and in the Taurus, they are the most attractive people on earth. Just for the record, it isn't me saying this. But, it is on both lists.

In the paper today, they say of those born today...
This year you will be unusually creative and dynamic. When an idea is needed, you step up to the plate. Your imagination could lead you down some interesting paths. You are on the top of your game. Realize where you are heading, with an eye to new prtential and possiblities. If you are single, you draw others like flypaper attracts files. The real question will be who, where and when. You are totally in control. If you are attached, let go of a need to control. If you do, your relationship will blossom. Your sweetie wants to remain close to you. Stoke the first of romance. Date again. Aries is a soul mate.

OK, is that not a bunch of crap, or what? Anybody know where I can get some industrial strengh flypaper?

 

[Shankara20]

I'm an Aries.

Oh god - My ex is a Aries and she is a control-freak-pain-in-the-ass-Dom as well

Oh my - did I say that out loud

sorry - errr, happy birthday sweetie

 

[the captians wench]

could very well be, you might have an aggressive ascendant
if you know the time of your birth and city you could do a quick chart using the link in trisquel_astur post.

ps - Cancers with Leo aspects make the bestest Tops - we give lots and lots of aftercare

okay I did it, but I have no idea what it means.

my results

 

[Shankara20]

okay I did it, but I have no idea what it means.

my results

did you "click here to continue" to read the "Analysis text"?

 

[the captians wench]

did you "click here to continue" to read the "Analysis text"?

oops

 

[Blushing Bottom]

I'm an Aries.

Me too...

Anybody know where I can get some industrial strengh flypaper?

...depends...?

d

 

[graceanne]

http://astro-software.com/cgi-bin/a...y=1&state=8&adjust=7.00&long=104.49&lat=38.50

This is my best guess, I'm pretty sure my mom said I was born at two in the morning. A lot of it is true, but not all. I don't have a tendency to be led astray. I'm not oversensitive. I do prefer isolated jobs, where I'm working on my own. I am not a spendthrift and I do not consider myself superior to others. I'm not petulant. *pouts* Hm, now it says that I'm fickless - when before it said 'Marriage is very important for her, for better and for worse.' I see a lot of contradictions here. *sigh*

 

[graceanne]

Oh god - My ex is a Aries and she is a control-freak-pain-in-the-ass-Dom as well

Oh my - did I say that out loud

sorry - errr, happy birthday sweetie

My mom's an aries, and she's a control freak pain in the ass (nilla)dominant.

 

[bridgeburner]

Good Lord! There are children all over my chart how much I love and want children and how much they mean to me and on and on and on.

I'm NOT having kids dammit!!! My nephews can pick my nursing home. Seriously, family is important to me and I'd probably make a decent mother, but none of the reasons I ever had for thinking I might want children outweigh my essential need to have my privacy when I want it. You can't tell your toddler that Mommy needs six hours to herself to go read a trashy novel.

Other stuff was dead on. I'm not a subscriber, but it's fun to play with. ;->

 

[graceanne]

Good Lord! There are children all over my chart how much I love and want children and how much they mean to me and on and on and on.

I'm NOT having kids dammit!!! My nephews can pick my nursing home. Seriously, family is important to me and I'd probably make a decent mother, but none of the reasons I ever had for thinking I might want children outweigh my essential need to have my privacy when I want it. You can't tell your toddler that Mommy needs six hours to herself to go read a trashy novel.

Other stuff was dead on. I'm not a subscriber, but it's fun to play with. ;->

Prettty much my feeling. Their's so much about astrology that makes no sense to me. Like - my middle girl was approx 4 weeks early, and so is a leo. But since she was supposed to be born a month later wouldn't she be a virgo? And what about my friend's daugher, who was born four months early. She's a gemini, but shouldn't she be something else?

 

[Becca007]

I'm so happy I'm a-
GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

Best word in there that describes me to a tee though-Talkaive!

 

[bridgeburner]

Prettty much my feeling. Their's so much about astrology that makes no sense to me. Like - my middle girl was approx 4 weeks early, and so is a leo. But since she was supposed to be born a month later wouldn't she be a virgo? And what about my friend's daugher, who was born four months early. She's a gemini, but shouldn't she be something else?

I suppose it could be argued that they were born early because to be born later would've put them under the wrong sign for their personalities. ;->

 

[4F_Woman]

Prettty much my feeling. Their's so much about astrology that makes no sense to me. Like - my middle girl was approx 4 weeks early, and so is a leo. But since she was supposed to be born a month later wouldn't she be a virgo? And what about my friend's daugher, who was born four months early. She's a gemini, but shouldn't she be something else?

According to astrologers what is important is the positions of the planets (includes sun and moon) the moment the baby takes its first breath. Until that time the baby is totally under the influence of its mother. So premature babies' (like all babies) personalities would be aligned with when they are born - not when they were due.

 

[Brandii]

Oh Dear. Am I the only Aquarian sub?

 

[WriterDom]

It's the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius.

We had to sing that in school millions of years ago. Funny how things stick in your head like that.

 

[Ashleigh_C]

LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

Sure, I can deal with that

 

[sutherngent985]

SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humour. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.

Pretty much dead on. I dont always get what I want but who does?