What's your sign?

Miss Rebecca?

I can't wait to hear what a jerk I am as Ms. Scorpio.

Fury :rose:
 
FurryFury said:
Miss Rebecca?

I can't wait to hear what a jerk I am as Ms. Scorpio.

Fury :rose:
I am enjoying this far more than I should . I feel like the fairy godmother of insults.

Yay verily YAY ............ your wish Miss :rose:Fury:rose: is my command ...

"Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered"
 
*laughs evilly*

Reaches for "pentacle!"

Thanks awfully Miss Rebecca! :kiss:

Fury :rose:
 
I'm almost afraid to ask what Sagittarius is.

But I've just gotta know
 
BiBunny said:
I'm almost afraid to ask what Sagittarius is.

But I've just gotta know
Muahahahaaaa good thing I am working mostly online today..........

Do you feel lucky Miss BiBunny......

I said......

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Urrrmn Miss Gracie you are not supposed to be enjoying this as much I am m'kaaaaaaay. Where is Netz , Geoff and Mr Assassin I sooooo want to humbly and totally respectfully offer 'theirs' .
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Muahahahaaaa good thing I am working mostly online today..........

Do you feel lucky Miss BiBunny......

I said......

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Urrrmn Miss Gracie you are not supposed to be enjoying this as much I am m'kaaaaaaay. Where is Netz , Geoff and Mr Assassin I sooooo want to humbly and totally respectfully offer 'theirs' .

Fair enough. :p There are days that I certainly feel that way!
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Muahahahaaaa good thing I am working mostly online today..........

Do you feel lucky Miss BiBunny......

I said......

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Urrrmn Miss Gracie you are not supposed to be enjoying this as much I am m'kaaaaaaay. Where is Netz , Geoff and Mr Assassin I sooooo want to humbly and totally respectfully offer 'theirs' .

I want to watch you 'offer' their horoscopes. :devil:
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
ohhh lovely Miss Grace .......:chuckles:

Okay this reading is for Mr Midwestyankee....

"Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk."

Taaaa dar :)
Geez, what ever made me think that there was nothing to this astrology thing?
 
Blushing Bottom said:
Sure I'll bite.

Aries

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Ohh brave........

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
 
midwestyankee said:
Geez, what ever made me think that there was nothing to this astrology thing?
:chuckles: Familiar with the term 'Don't shoot the messenger'.

signed

The Messenger :rose:
 
Well now I want to see the alternate Libra posting. I can't be the only person here even close to Libran, can I?

Purdy please, Bex?
 
bridgeburner said:
Well now I want to see the alternate Libra posting. I can't be the only person here even close to Libran, can I?

Purdy please, Bex?

:tacklehugs: elloooo Miss Bridgeburner , it would be my pleasure ...........

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

: putsheadonthedesk: I was hoping no one asked for this one. I remembered the details just not the star sign. Yeeeesh.
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
:tacklehugs: elloooo Miss Bridgeburner , it would be my pleasure ...........

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

: putsheadonthedesk: I was hoping no one asked for this one. I remembered the details just not the star sign. Yeeeesh.


Bwahahahaha!!!

Thank you, dear. :->
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
:tacklehugs: elloooo Miss Bridgeburner , it would be my pleasure ...........

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

: putsheadonthedesk: I was hoping no one asked for this one. I remembered the details just not the star sign. Yeeeesh.
I use to have a girlfriend who was a Libra. This fits her quite well. She was artistic in how she dressed. She sure knew how to show off that cute ass of hers. Trouble dealing with reality? She did have a good job at one time, but she couldn't balance her checkbook.

Speaking of that ass, she was sure good at other things, too. She always liked to act like she didn't know how, but once she got in the mood, she was a pro.

She use to call me, every so often, to see if my life was better than hers. I haven't heard from her for several years, now. I guess VD finally got her. :rolleyes:
 
I resemble some of what it says...

AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Ohh brave........

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

The first part soooooooo reminds me of my mom. She's huge on conspiracy theory's. She won't even get a safeway card cause she's sure that the govt is watching what she buys. My feeling is that they don't have the time to watch every single person in America. Makes me wonder what she's been doing (or did) that'd make them take the time out to watch just her.
 
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