Wheelys Confessional Place

[Essa]

three is never a crowd...........

Or four or five

 

[behindthewheel]

Or four or five

lol............. you can be so demanding

 

[Essa]

lol............. you can be so demanding

What's a girl to do? If she don't ask, she don't get

 

[behindthewheel]

What's a girl to do? If she don't ask, she don't get

lol............. you have never hesitated before have you?

 

[Essa]

lol............. you have never hesitated before have you?

I'll have you know I'm very posh and refined, I never hesitate to ask for anything I want

 

[behindthewheel]

I'll have you know I'm very posh and refined, I never hesitate to ask for anything I want

have you ever been refused?

 

[Essa]

have you ever been refused?

Yep, down the local on many occasions

 

[behindthewheel]

Yep, down the local on many occasions

.......... and they lived to tell the story

 

[Essa]

.......... and they lived to tell the story

Unfortunately yes, but I did tell them to stick their pub, I'm never drinking their again....I'm actually running out of pubs to go to now

 

[behindthewheel]

Unfortunately yes, but I did tell them to stick their pub, I'm never drinking their again....I'm actually running out of pubs to go to now

lol........... I thought you were a refined lady

 

[Essa]

lol........... I thought you were a refined lady

That's what refined ladies do where I come from, you should see the unrefined ones, they're rough as a bears arse

 

[behindthewheel]

That's what refined ladies do where I come from, you should see the unrefined ones, they're rough as a bears arse

lol................shall I give the area a wide berth then?

 

[Essa]

lol................shall I give the area a wide berth then?

I think you should, unless of course unrefined ladies are your cup of tea?

 

[behindthewheel]

I think you should, unless of course unrefined ladies are your cup of tea?

lol...............I do believe I am a gentleman, am I correct?

 

[Essa]

lol...............I do believe I am a gentleman, am I correct?

Do you make sure you always pay for the lady? That's very important and you have to take your coat off and throw it over puddles for them to walk across, did I mention always paying?

 

[behindthewheel]

Do you make sure you always pay for the lady? That's very important and you have to take your coat off and throw it over puddles for them to walk across, did I mention always paying?

lol.........men always pay on way the other

puddles?..............what are they?

puddles dont exist this way for months now.........

 

[Essa]

lol.........men always pay on way the other

puddles?..............what are they?

puddles dont exist this way for months now.........

That's why we ladies love them so much

No puddles? That's it, prepare my room, I'm moving in with you, don't bother protesting either. My minds made up

 

[behindthewheel]

That's why we ladies love them so much

No puddles? That's it, prepare my room, I'm moving in with you, don't bother protesting either. My minds made up

lol.............. but we do have paddles

 

[Essa]

lol.............. but we do have paddles

Well if you've got paddles, I'm definitely on my way

 

[behindthewheel]

Well if you've got paddles, I'm definitely on my way

you will find me on the south coast.........

 

[Essa]

you will find me on the south coast.........

Where's me money, surely you don't expect me to walk...or even worse, pay for myself?

 

[behindthewheel]

Where's me money, surely you don't expect me to walk...or even worse, pay for myself?

just printed some sponsorship forms for you

 

[Essa]

just printed some sponsorship forms for you

I thought you were a gentleman? I'm sorry to disappoint you but I shall have to withdraw my wonderful offer, I shall go and find myself someone who's loaded instead

 

[behindthewheel]

I thought you were a gentleman? I'm sorry to disappoint you but I shall have to withdraw my wonderful offer, I shall go and find myself someone who's loaded instead

lol............ I thought the locals would be glad for you to move on

 

[thebarber69]

*Drops his cloke for the wonderful Essa* Need to clear that puddle Essa?