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Hello Wheelie~Essa
& Virgin
Good morning {{{Ling}}}

Hope you're having an exceptional one

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Hello Wheelie~Essa
& Virgin


I think the whole bloody country has been blown into Denmark
Shame, I really fancied some pigeon pie as well
*tickles you under the chin to make you laugh*
Wow, you are so disrespectful![]()
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Still getting the occasional gusts? Or is it the dog still?
The kids will have to go to the chippy again...................
*brightens up*
Am I?At least it was a green pigeon............ shame you did not get to recycle him
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ThanksGood morning {{{Ling}}}![]()
Hope you're having an exceptional one![]()
Iam doingThere's no occasional gusts here, it's full force constantly, I'm waiting for the wheelie bin to crash through the window at any moment
The kids always go to the chippy, they head there as soon as I say dinners ready
You should be ashamed of yourself, laughing at a poor pigeons funeralIt was green on purpose? I thought it was green because you were blowing your nose so hard
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You are in the basement............
On first name terms I expect............
Me?............... Laughng? ..............rotflmao
You are only sad because you did not get to eat him...........![]()


I'm always locked in the basement amusing myself, didn't you know?
Yep and they get credit, I haven't a clue what they've said about me and my cooking in there
I'd have sucked his brains out then chewed on his fleshy bit before swallowing him whole, I'm good like that me.![]()

I know it is where you like to have your fun.......
Felt sorry for them?
Only after you have said grace?![]()


It sure is, best room in the house if you ask me
Possibly, though why they'd need to feel sorry for them with a mother like me is beyond me
Sorry, you got that wrong, only when I've had Grace sounds more like me![]()


I wonder why ~innocent~
I can understand your concern
But only after me..............![]()


Hmmm, could be something to do with the exquisite torturous equipment that I sometimes dare to glance at
I mean, anyone would think I was a sex crazed, alcoholic the way them kids describe me...Now a beautiful sex crazed alcoholic I could go with
That goes without saying, by the way, do you mind sharing desert?![]()

Only glance at..............
Yep............. you are beautiful
I am a sharing kind of guy........![]()

I wouldn't dare touch it, it might cause me pain
Now if you hadn't put a big smily laugh at the end I might just have believed you there
And I'm a sharing kinda gal, except for voddie, do you want top or bottom half first?![]()


That bothers you?
It was a big smile
I know about the voddie............. I would not dare!!!!
I do believe ladies first![]()




So go ahead & break the Bottle its a Pressie from meI smelt it and I want it...Like now![]()
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So go ahead & break the Bottle its a Pressie from me~
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It suppose to apeal to Women (like u)It's looking a lil like perfume
No matter if it says voddie on the bottle I'll down it in one![]()



It suppose to apeal to Women (like u)
& perfume never comes in big Bottles like thatGood Morning Essa
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Of course it bothers me, you wouldn't want to see my face streaked with tears and black mascara would you?
Would not dare is the correct answer, I take it you like living then?
Well if you're sure it's ladies first...I'll take top and bottom![]()



You dont have to cry about it..............
I am very fond of living
You can be greedy I see..........![]()


