When life hands you lemons...

They say the universe only gives you as much as you can handle. i just wish the universe didn't think so highly of me!!!
 
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
 
"don't tailgate, I'll flip a booger at you"....seen on a bumper sticker.......:D
 
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger.
Comedy is when you walk into an
open sewer and die."
-Mel Brooks
 
When life hands you lemons

Break out the tequila

Go find an annoying person with paper cuts and break out the salt.:D
 
When Life Hands You Lemons ~ Shut Up And Eat The Damn Lemons! ~ Harry Solomon, 3rd Rock From The Sun :D
 
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