When was the last time you had sex?

It would have been an hour ago if it didn't have to be with another person, wife's work has changed and she has a new position which has caused her to work a ton, much of it come from her home office here but so many hours (the pay is superb btw) so she is either tired or her body is hurting from so much time at the desk and computer. So long story short the last time, don't know the exact date but it was sometime in October so my hand has become my best friend!
 
and i do mean real sex - with a partner(s)

not with yourself, not face timing, not skyping, phone, nor heaven forbid, via pm.

hard, soft, quick, long, however it was, when did you have it last?

:cathappy:

i had some last month, but then again, i make my dude work for the honor of being near my love cave
and i do mean real sex - with a partner(s)

not with yourself, not face timing, not skyping, phone, nor heaven forbid, via pm.

hard, soft, quick, long, however it was, when did you have it last?

:cathappy:

i had some last month, but then again, i make my dude work for the honor of being near my love cave
A few hours ago!
 
tonight!! Thank goodness that fast has ended!
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Nice slow one yesterday afternoon. I was naked in bed waiting for her when she got back from the library.
More fun planned for today.
 
and i do mean real sex - with a partner(s)

not with yourself, not face timing, not skyping, phone, nor heaven forbid, via pm.

hard, soft, quick, long, however it was, when did you have it last?

:cathappy:

i had some last month, but then again, i make my dude work for the honor of being near my love cave
Earlier this afternoon!
 
Technically—in the traditional, penis-in-vagina sense—never.

I was fooling around with one dude back in the summer (well, more than one dude, but this particular dude especially 😁) and was interested in fucking him but wanted to work up to it. But this guy. Fucking breaks it off. Because he had a lot going on atm and *apparently* his emotional and mental well-being was more important than my desire to get laid 🙄

I joke, of course, but it is frustrating. I’m not sexually attracted to other people super often so who knows when the stars will next align for me to finally shred my v-card.
 
and i do mean real sex - with a partner(s)

not with yourself, not face timing, not skyping, phone, nor heaven forbid, via pm.

hard, soft, quick, long, however it was, when did you have it last?

:cathappy:

i had some last month, but then again, i make my dude work for the honor of being near my love cave
2.5 years.
 
Technically—in the traditional, penis-in-vagina sense—never.

I was fooling around with one dude back in the summer (well, more than one dude, but this particular dude especially 😁) and was interested in fucking him but wanted to work up to it. But this guy. Fucking breaks it off. Because he had a lot going on atm and *apparently* his emotional and mental well-being was more important than my desire to get laid 🙄

I joke, of course, but it is frustrating. I’m not sexually attracted to other people super often so who knows when the stars will next align for me to finally shred my v-card.
Poor you doesn’t sound like he was worth your time. Hope the stars align for you sooner rather than later and you share the card.
 
Poor you doesn’t sound like he was worth your time. Hope the stars align for you sooner rather than later and you share the card.
When the day comes, I’ll be tearing my virginity card up into little pieces and throwing them in the air like confetti lol.

I’ll make sure to come on here to tell everyone the blow-by-blow…and whatever other activities it entailed lol
 
and i do mean real sex - with a partner(s)

not with yourself, not face timing, not skyping, phone, nor heaven forbid, via pm.

hard, soft, quick, long, however it was, when did you have it last?

:cathappy:

i had some last month, but then again, i make my dude work for the honor of being near my love cave
Today…all day in bed. Lost count…5 or 6 times!🤭
 
Years, it’s not her it’s me. Just completely lost interest I guess, but that’s the reason I’m here. itd be nice to talk to a lady and have no baggage.
 
I am Bill Clinton..... Define Sex.......


Intercourse? 18 months.

masturbation? yesterday
 
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