Where do you masturbate other than bedroom?

[Sundayschild]

Sitting on the dock by the river. Comfortable lounge chair. Private, but wide open to beautiful nature.

Skimpy summer clothes: mauve, string cami; acetate running shorts. Warm air with a hint of breeze keeping the bugs away. Near full moon cresting the hill and dappling the water with silver. The rustle of the water caressing my ears.

Reading a good Lit story. While it built to a climax, my pussy started to squirm. My fingers found my breasts for a little pat... Then a little stroke and a fun tweak. When the story ended with a slam-bam finish, my imagination was fired and my libido enflamed.

My hand slipped inside my panties and nestled in my bush. My fingers worked my wet slit as my mind fantasized about a perfect lover giving me the attention I deserved. Working up to a juicy and electric lather, I mentally entwined with my mate. We each pushed the other to a peaking arousal.

With my thumb strumming my nub, I came with a shriek that echoed across the river.

Really, really hot! Where'd you live again...?

 

[ElizaCat22]

Bedroom, couch in my living room, in my chair here at my PC.

 

[crazy_sexy_cute]

The bathroom, for the longest time I didn't have a lock on my bedroom door.

 

[hubbywant2share]

I stroke my cock in my office regularly and about to start soon.

Also in my car, sometimes while driving.

In a video booth at a porn shop.

 

[donutLover]

living room, bathroom, back garden, in the car... work bathroom, friends bathrooms... ;-)

 

[hvnfun1212]

my office at lunch, bathroom, boat when fishing(alone LOL), of course in front of computer when home alone.

 

[Squabbles]

Shower, most often. But when I was younger and constantly masturbated, I did it in the back of our van on a road trip once. I've also done it in the pool and in the lake while hiding under my family's boat (just once!).

 

[gentledemands]

Sitting on the dock by the river. Comfortable lounge chair. Private, but wide open to beautiful nature.

Skimpy summer clothes: mauve, string cami; acetate running shorts. Warm air with a hint of breeze keeping the bugs away. Near full moon cresting the hill and dappling the water with silver. The rustle of the water caressing my ears.

Reading a good Lit story. While it built to a climax, my pussy started to squirm. My fingers found my breasts for a little pat... Then a little stroke and a fun tweak. When the story ended with a slam-bam finish, my imagination was fired and my libido enflamed.

My hand slipped inside my panties and nestled in my bush. My fingers worked my wet slit as my mind fantasized about a perfect lover giving me the attention I deserved. Working up to a juicy and electric lather, I mentally entwined with my mate. We each pushed the other to a peaking arousal.

With my thumb strumming my nub, I came with a shriek that echoed across the river.

Hello!!! My name is Will (and I would). Very pleased to meet you.

 

[xBuxombabex]

Every room in my parents house - inculding the stairs

Every room in my house!

The bathroom on my parents' boat

The toilet at work & the cellar

In a tent

In the car

 

[Lord Pmann]

WORK every day

 

[jessienet]

wherever I feel like it ( and I won't get caught)

 

[LongPenStroke]

Every room in my parents house - inculding the stairs

Every room in my house!

The bathroom on my parents' boat

The toilet at work & the cellar

In a tent

In the car

I love this, I almost want to make a Dr Seuss rhyme from it.

For the record, I prefer the La-z-boy.

 

[tina12345]

While driving, I do enjoy playing with my tits.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Here is a list of places:

Work (already said that one)
High school (not any random high school, assholes. My high school, when I was a teenager. I'm not a pedo.)
College
Physics lab
Engineering lab
Church (I have a problem)
Every room of my in laws' house
My garage
My car
In the woods
In the pool (though that is super difficult)
In the ocean (also difficult)
On the beach
In a tent
In an airplane
On a boat
In restaurants
In the movie theater (with the help of my wife)
On the balcony of my parents' beach place
In a cab in Paris (also with the help of my wife)
In a castle in Ireland
In my parents' driveway
NASA (nerdy and hot all at once)

I am a Rennaisance Man of masturbation.

 

[strapon_tales]

Living room, bathroom, kitchen, shed, garage, outdoors (assuming no one is around).

 

[strapon_tales]

I don't ever masturbate. I like my vision too much.

And having hair-free palms is a bonus.

 

[Lord Pmann]

And having hair-free palms is a bonus.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5f4dwu5pTeY/SgCH-HdVDoI/AAAAAAAABoI/x5VJPMlVsVk/s400/hairy+palms.jpg

And I just shaved an hour ago.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't ever masturbate. I like my vision too much.

http://caveofknowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/pinocchio.jpg

 

[AJlanc]

Public places - the dirtiest truck stop bathrooms (there's one around here covered with dirty fuck stories on the walls), ancient college restrooms, the PS booths, while driving (though I must say, this can be as dangerous as texting and driving! BE CAREFUL! back country roads with no traffic), on the phone with people (sexual or not)...the list goes on, but mostly in front of my computer nowadays

 

[ohdownunder]

Every room in my parents house - inculding the stairs

Every room in my house!

The bathroom on my parents' boat

The toilet at work & the cellar

In a tent

In the car

ive stroked a few time while driving

 

[Lord Pmann]

If I knew what that meant I am sure I would be laughing.

In America, evil parents tell their children that masturbation will give them hairy palms as a way to scare their kids from doing it. Call me wolfman, because I didn't care.

 

[StaciRay79]

other than the bedroom and bathroom, my favorite place is the living room (usually on the floor in front of my couch).

 

[LimoAndPizza]

other than the bedroom and bathroom, my favorite place is the living room (usually on the floor in front of my couch).

I can picture that quite nicely.

 

[stucknut]

Living room couch is a good choice, shower, sometime when spending a day out on the river.

 

[Lust Engine]

You're a furry.

Thank goodness for razors then.