Where's Husker?

Walking is sooooo overrated anyway, you are right. We should just stay here and move up and down instead.
 
has husker shown up yet? me thinks he's hiding. me thinks i might have to try to lure him out of hiding :devil:
 
*rubs eyes … awakens from a long and very vivid dream, yes a dream. Looks around my room to see my very Hot Aunt Slave, Uncle Slow Ride, and our very Sexy farm hands Maggie, Morri, Fire Breeze and Sprite sitting around my bed with a very worried look on their faces.*

“Husker, are you alright?” they all say in unison as I begin to rise. “You’ve been out of it for a very long time; you were having a dream…..”

“But it wasn't a dream,” I say. “It was a place. And you and you and you and you and you...and you were there. But you couldn't have been could you? No, Antie Slave, this was a real truly live place and I remember some of it wasn't very nice, but most of it was beautiful--but just the same all I kept saying to everybody was "I want to go home to Lit," and they told me to follow the Yellow Bra and Panty Trail Road and that will take me back to Lit! Doesn't anybody believe me?"

"But anyway, Toto, we're home! Home. And this is my room, and you're all here and I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again. Because I love you all (except you Uncle Slow Ride, I just like to drink beer and chase skirts with you.)

And.......Oh Antie Slave! There's no place like Lit!

:D
 
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