Which movie character would you have sex with?

Also had a thing for Spike from buffy.
If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you are with.
 
My list would be entirely too long LOL
Some good ones already mentioned (Colin Firth's Mr. Darcy has had a chokehold on me for literal decades at this point).

Off the top of my head:
  • Don Pedro and Don Jon: Much Ado About Nothing. Denzel was, quite possibly, his sexiest he's ever been in this movie, and I'd let Keanu Reeves destroy my credit (but he wouldn't, because he's a sweetheart).
  • Alonzo Harris: Training Day. 2nd wave of peak Denzel. He was an absolute scumbag, and I still would have sat on his face.
  • Thomas Shelby: Peaky Blinders. It's TV, so I'm cheating, sue me. Even though I'm taller than him, I still wanna climb Cillian Murphy like a tree.
  • Pinhead: Hellraiser. Is there a strong possibility I'd be dead at the end? For sure. Did I still wanna bang him like a drum when I first saw that movie as a teen? Also for sure.
  • El Mariachi: Desperado. Antonio Banderas was one of the contributors to my sexual awakening.
Honorable mention: Father Andrew Kiernan, Stigmata. I don't know what it is, but that movie made me fall in lust with Gabriel Byrne LOL
 
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My list would be entirely too long LOL
Some good ones already mentioned (Colin Firth's Mr. Darcy has had a chokehold on me for literal decades at this point).

Off the top of my head:
  • Don Pedro and Don Jon: Much Ado About Nothing. Denzel was, quite possibly, his sexiest he's ever been in this movie, and I'd let Keanu Reeves destroy my credit (but he wouldn't, because he's a sweetheart).
  • Alonzo Harris: Training Day. 2nd wave of peak Denzel. He was an absolute scumbag, and I still would have sat on his face.
  • Thomas Shelby: Peaky Blinders. It's TV, so I'm cheating, sue me. Even though I'm taller than him, I still wanna climb Cillian Murphy like a tree.
  • Pinhead: Hellraiser. Is there a strong possibility I'd be dead at the end? For sure. Did I still wanna bang him like a drum when I first saw that movie as a teen? Also for sure.
  • El Mariachi: Desperado. Antonio Banderas was one of the contributors to my sexual awakening.
Honorable mention: Father Andrew Kiernan, Stigmata. I don't know what it is, but that movie made me fall in lust with Gabriel Byrne LOL
Colin Firth in wet linen is gold. Like how Helen's face launched a thousand ships....that man's wet chest has launched a thousand orgasms.... probably lots more actually.
 
Okay, So this might seem obvious but... Jennifer Anniston as "Rose/Sarah" in the strip scene in WERE THE MILLERS. If you haven't seen it I highly recommend it Gentleman and Ladies too... 👙
 
In no particular order…

Marla Singer - Fight Club
Maria Vargas - The Barefoot Contessa
Marie "Slim" Browning - To Have and Have Not
Dallas - Stagecoach
Sabina - The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Naomi - The Wolf of Wall Street
Jill McBain - Once Upon a Time in the West
Suzie Marie Toller - Wild Things
Corky - Bound

So many more…
 
Just a few that come to mind first:

Angelina Jolie in Mr & Mrs Smith
Alexandra Daddario in San Andreas
Carla Gugino in San Andreas
Emily Blunt in Edge of Tomorrow
Amy Adams in Ricky Bobby
Princess Leia in her metal bikini on Jaba’s ship
Daisy Duke (both old Tv show and movie with Jessica Simpson)
Linda Carter in Wonder Woman tv show
Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman
There’s plenty more but I’ll stop there.
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