Which well-known books/tales are deserving of an erotic makeover?

[MikeXIrons]

I would love my own take on Tarzan.

My wife and I are shipwrecked on what we think is a deserted island. We build a proper hut. Find fresh water. And prepare ourselves for what may be a long stay. Soon after we’re settled, we’re visted by a handsome stranger: Tarzan. He obviously never been with a woman before. With each passing day my wife grows sexually attracted to him. Finally it happens. They slip off into the jungle together where Mrs. Screwher teaching him the ways of wild animal sex!

Is it totally wordless since he doesn't speak [English]? I like the idea of obvious lust without any need for words...

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

Is it totally wordless since he doesn't speak [English]? I like the idea of obvious lust without any need for words...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarzan#Language_and_literacy

He learns at the very least French and English in the first book, Arabic and (fictional) Waziri in the second, before he marries Jane. The events described in screwher's scenario would have to happen in one of these books.

 

[Carnevil9]

Escape from Innsmouth has plenty of cases of Deep Ones roaming around in search of human or hybrid nookie. The Babson Family comes immediately to mind.

Herbert West: Reanimator could be made sexual: instead of injecting the serum into the lifeless tissue with a needle, he swallows it and injects it through his dick.

The Dunwich Horror and The Colour Out of Space would both provide good settings for some saucy incest scenarios. And Charles Dexter Ward could easily add some erotic activities to his magical practices.

Night Gallery took Pickman's Model (my favorite HPL story) and added a bit of romance to it. No sex, of course, but it could be added in for a Lit version.

 

[KimAwakened]

Yes, Tarzan seems an obvious one. "Back to nature" with a vengeance for Jane!!

 

[LupusDei]

Beowulf
When the hero and King Hrothgar are out hunting the monster, the monster finds Queen Wealhtheow bathing by the river in the dark of night. The monster takes the beautiful Rubenesque woman, who finds an never-before-known ecstasy on Grendel's enormous cock. She returns to the village and tells no one, reveling in the memory of her inhuman lover.

It could be non-con or depending on the Queen's slut-level, a non-human story.

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There's perhaps many interpretations, but at very least the 3D animation film Beowulf (2007) that featured Angelina Jolie as the Witch, the Grendel's mother, more than implied the Dragon was her son from Beowulf. The relevant scene cut to black though, after some very inciting views of wet curves. It also implied Grendel was her son from the previous king Beowulf replaced (and may be why the old king was reluctant to act against the monster himself). And when Beowulf slain the dragon (his own son) badly injuring himself in the process, the witch emerges from sea waves eyeing his general... implying perpetuity of the cycle.

 

[000zing]

"Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea"?

I suspect we could have Captain Nemo enjoying himself with ladies from the ships sunk by the Nautilus.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I have some ideas for Misery based on what I wrote in posts 71 and 87. I wonder if the site will accept something based on a recent novel (copyright issues). It seems that the Celebrities and Fan Fiction category has a lot of stuff that is too new to be in the public domain.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

I have some ideas for Misery based on what I wrote in posts 71 and 87. I wonder if the site will accept something based on a recent novel (copyright issues). It seems that the Celebrities and Fan Fiction category has a lot of stuff that is too new to be in the public domain.

Tis the world of fanfiction. That's not a concern. The only real concern is what creators don't want people writing them, and what site abides that request. Which also now makes me wonder why Bill Waterson has stood so idly by about it.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Tis the world of fanfiction. That's not a concern. The only real concern is what creators don't want people writing them, and what site abides that request. Which also now makes me wonder why Bill Waterson has stood so idly by about it.

Okay, he's the guy who created Calvin and Hobbes. Apparently he did notice but wasn't able to do much about it. "Despite Watterson's efforts, many unofficial knockoffs have been found, including items that depict Calvin and Hobbes consuming alcohol or Calvin urinating on a logo. Watterson has said, 'Only thieves and vandals have made money on Calvin and Hobbes merchandise.' "

I don't think Stephen King himself has said anything about his work, but I haven't checked. The site's policy on such matters seems a bit unclear, but I haven't checked that either. I could have the same scenario with different character names, although that would probably require more back story infill.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

Okay, he's the guy who created Calvin and Hobbes. Apparently he did notice but wasn't able to do much about it. "Despite Watterson's efforts, many unofficial knockoffs have been found, including items that depict Calvin and Hobbes consuming alcohol or Calvin urinating on a logo. Watterson has said, 'Only thieves and vandals have made money on Calvin and Hobbes merchandise.' "

I don't think Stephen King himself has said anything about his work, but I haven't checked. The site's policy on such matters seems a bit unclear, but I haven't checked that either. I could have the same scenario with different character names, although that would probably require more back story infill.

I was meaning more Bills opinion on fanfics of his work.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I was meaning more Bills opinion on fanfics of his work.

He seemed to be saying that he didn't like any fan-fics of his work.

 

[wweary101]

My apologies if this classic has already been suggested, but "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens seems to me to be ideally suited for a XXX rewrite of sorts. The book is rife with innuendo and relationships which could, with a bit of liberty and twisting of morals, become fodder for the perversion of every kink. Drop me a note if interested in some of my ideas regarding adaptation of relationships and extrapolation of those already written into the story.

 

[Reenigam]

My apologies if this classic has already been suggested, but "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens seems to me to be ideally suited for a XXX rewrite of sorts.

Ah yes... the one where Pip can't get no Satis-action...

 

[markchamberlain]

My college physics textbook would be a great candidate. There's not much to start with, but on the bright side, any added sex would definitely be an improvement.

 

[Abbafan]

My apologies if this classic has already been suggested, but "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens seems to me to be ideally suited for a XXX rewrite of sorts. The book is rife with innuendo and relationships which could, with a bit of liberty and twisting of morals, become fodder for the perversion of every kink. Drop me a note if interested in some of my ideas regarding adaptation of relationships and extrapolation of those already written into the story.

Miss Havisham as a sexy milf.

 

[LupusDei]

Miss Havisham as a sexy milf.

I see her rather as, kinda sorta brothel matron by accident, otherwise keeping it close to the character.

 

[Mogrem]

One setting I wouldn’t mind seeing some erotic stories set in would be discworld, especially Angua and Carrot, Moist and Adorable, and anything involving Susan

Absolutely. Pratchett was too awkward, too coy and far too gods-damned English with discworld relationships.

Angua certainly deserved better. The most she ever got was, I think, a groink of bed springs, some implied wolf-loving and a chance at naked lesbian slime wrestling with a vampire, which they decide against on health and safety grounds.

I thought Moist and Adorabell was a rare Discworld couple with some actual sizzle, though.

However we're missing the obvious: Vimes and Lady Sybil. I bet she ties him down.

Moby Dick. Ahab doesn't seek to kill the whale, but to fuck the whale.

A challenging wank, as they say.

 

[LiverpoolMaster]

Ah yes... the one where Pip can't get no Satis-action...

I see Reenigam is a well-read person...