Which well-known books/tales are deserving of an erotic makeover?

Beowulf
When the hero and King Hrothgar are out hunting the monster, the monster finds Queen Wealhtheow bathing by the river in the dark of night. The monster takes the beautiful Rubenesque woman, who finds an never-before-known ecstasy on Grendel's enormous cock. She returns to the village and tells no one, reveling in the memory of her inhuman lover.

It could be non-con or depending on the Queen's slut-level, a non-human story.


There's perhaps many interpretations, but at very least the 3D animation film Beowulf (2007) that featured Angelina Jolie as the Witch, the Grendel's mother, more than implied the Dragon was her son from Beowulf. The relevant scene cut to black though, after some very inciting views of wet curves. It also implied Grendel was her son from the previous king Beowulf replaced (and may be why the old king was reluctant to act against the monster himself). And when Beowulf slain the dragon (his own son) badly injuring himself in the process, the witch emerges from sea waves eyeing his general... implying perpetuity of the cycle.
 
"Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea"?

I suspect we could have Captain Nemo enjoying himself with ladies from the ships sunk by the Nautilus.
 
I have some ideas for Misery based on what I wrote in posts 71 and 87. I wonder if the site will accept something based on a recent novel (copyright issues). It seems that the Celebrities and Fan Fiction category has a lot of stuff that is too new to be in the public domain.
 
I have some ideas for Misery based on what I wrote in posts 71 and 87. I wonder if the site will accept something based on a recent novel (copyright issues). It seems that the Celebrities and Fan Fiction category has a lot of stuff that is too new to be in the public domain.
Tis the world of fanfiction. That's not a concern. The only real concern is what creators don't want people writing them, and what site abides that request. Which also now makes me wonder why Bill Waterson has stood so idly by about it.
 
Tis the world of fanfiction. That's not a concern. The only real concern is what creators don't want people writing them, and what site abides that request. Which also now makes me wonder why Bill Waterson has stood so idly by about it.
Okay, he's the guy who created Calvin and Hobbes. Apparently he did notice but wasn't able to do much about it. "Despite Watterson's efforts, many unofficial knockoffs have been found, including items that depict Calvin and Hobbes consuming alcohol or Calvin urinating on a logo. Watterson has said, 'Only thieves and vandals have made money on Calvin and Hobbes merchandise.' "

I don't think Stephen King himself has said anything about his work, but I haven't checked. The site's policy on such matters seems a bit unclear, but I haven't checked that either. I could have the same scenario with different character names, although that would probably require more back story infill.
 
Okay, he's the guy who created Calvin and Hobbes. Apparently he did notice but wasn't able to do much about it. "Despite Watterson's efforts, many unofficial knockoffs have been found, including items that depict Calvin and Hobbes consuming alcohol or Calvin urinating on a logo. Watterson has said, 'Only thieves and vandals have made money on Calvin and Hobbes merchandise.' "

I don't think Stephen King himself has said anything about his work, but I haven't checked. The site's policy on such matters seems a bit unclear, but I haven't checked that either. I could have the same scenario with different character names, although that would probably require more back story infill.
I was meaning more Bills opinion on fanfics of his work.
 
My apologies if this classic has already been suggested, but "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens seems to me to be ideally suited for a XXX rewrite of sorts. The book is rife with innuendo and relationships which could, with a bit of liberty and twisting of morals, become fodder for the perversion of every kink. Drop me a note if interested in some of my ideas regarding adaptation of relationships and extrapolation of those already written into the story.
 
My college physics textbook would be a great candidate. There's not much to start with, but on the bright side, any added sex would definitely be an improvement.
 
One setting I wouldn’t mind seeing some erotic stories set in would be discworld, especially Angua and Carrot, Moist and Adorable, and anything involving Susan
Absolutely. Pratchett was too awkward, too coy and far too gods-damned English with discworld relationships.

Angua certainly deserved better. The most she ever got was, I think, a groink of bed springs, some implied wolf-loving and a chance at naked lesbian slime wrestling with a vampire, which they decide against on health and safety grounds.

I thought Moist and Adorabell was a rare Discworld couple with some actual sizzle, though.

However we're missing the obvious: Vimes and Lady Sybil. I bet she ties him down.

Moby Dick. Ahab doesn't seek to kill the whale, but to fuck the whale.
A challenging wank, as they say.
 
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