Who gives a rat's ass about the election?!

[Lisa Denton]

Re: Re: Re: Who gives a rat's ass about the election?!

I don't want to know what anal probing might have to say about me.

Maybe we do though!!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Could ANYTHING inside my anus possibly tell anyone something positive about me? Other than, possibly, that I shouldn't eat greasy food?

 

[Liar]

I've been told I have my head up my ass. Maybe they'll locate it for me.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

So THAT'S WHY guys think with their ass..?

J/K, Liar!

 

[RebeccaLeah]

It was your fusterclucked filing system Lucifer, all your secret files was mixed in with the Victoria's Secret brochures and me and Rebecca was mesmerized with the idea of being anally probed by beautiful alien girls while wearing fashionable yet revealing lingerie.

(P.S. It was Rebecca who left her wet panties in your c.d. tray)

DAMN IT! That's were they are! Those were some of my favorites too! With the pretty pink bows on the sides. Lisa, you're the one that untied them! I want them back!

 

[Lisa Denton]

DAMN IT! That's were they are! Those were some of my favorites too! With the pretty pink bows on the sides. Lisa, you're the one that untied them! I want them back!

I'll buy you a new pair baby. But now that you've met me I have to warn ya, aliens and anal probes are important, but getting your panties off is what I consider a priority.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

I'll buy you a new pair baby. But now that you've met me I have to warn ya, aliens and anal probes are important, but getting your panties off is what I consider a priority.

Darling as long as you're doing the probing and you a) give me back my panties or b) buy me new ones, all is well.

You wanna start a collect? It's a red g-string with a sequin heart in the back tonight.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Darling as long as you're doing the probing and you a) give me back my panties or b) buy me new ones, all is well.

You wanna start a collect? It's a red g-string with a sequin heart in the back tonight.

Here's my fantasy, we accidentally flash a waitress our panties in a restuarant, go to the restroom and switch, then flash her some more, I'm bad?

I wonder if some anal probing alien thought they was like the universe police or something, would they say "Up against the wall and spread em!"

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Here's my fantasy, we accidentally flash a waitress our panties in a restuarant, go to the restroom and switch, then flash her some more, I'm bad?

I wonder if some anal probing alien thought they was like the universe police or something, would they say "Up against the wall and spread em!"

Ooooo, yes sir (ma'am, thing)!

 

[Lisa Denton]

Ooooo, yes sir (ma'am, thing)!

What if you got pissed at the aliens and said "kiss my ass" and they was alien anal vampires?
Eeeeek!!! And why does that thought turn me on?