Who is crossing your mind right now, v.2

My grandfather.

The horny old bastard told a home care nurse he had plenty of passion for her.

And I swore, for decades, that I would never be that punchline of a joke.

And, yet... I just caught myself thinking "yeah, whatever little bunny. Bring a friend. In fact, bring two so that maybe I can get a light workout wearing all three of you out."

***sigh*** I'm now the dirty old man we used to laugh at.
 
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