who the hell called fem ejaculation 'squirting'?

two more options for you...

1. shism
2. harold

i personally lean toward calling it harold.
 
EJFan said:
two more options for you...

1. shism
2. harold

i personally lean toward calling it harold.

But how does HAROLD describe squirting ??????:confused:
 
it doesn't. when the beatles first came to the US and george harrison was asked what he called "that kind of haircut" he said, "harold." just an inside joke between me and myself i guess.

i might suggest using the name of your SO. if we're gonna name it, let's go ahead and name it, right?
 
How about...

Peree or Per-ee'
Phonetic spelling of the Hebrew word for fruit. Sounds rather erotic.
 
How about....

Peree or Per-ee'
Phonetic spelling of the Hebrew word for fruit. Sounds rather erotic.
 
"Ejaculating" or simply "Cummin' " would do nicely to me. My wife does it sometimes,:heart:
I think the term "Squirting" was thought up by porn-producing moviemakers who really doesn't know what female ejaculation is all about. In most of the movies i have seen it really doesn't look real. Most are girls masturbating furiously while taking a pee.:rolleyes:
 
I like "cumming" as well. the term squirting is terrible! "her juices flowing" is a nice way to describe
 
My wife

also ejaculates when she has the big O. When either one is horny we ask...want to go paint the walls?. Or I think it's time for a love flood.
 
That pic of the SQUID going down on the Japanese princess is still bothering me. Ever seen the friggin BEAK on a squid. About the same size a nine foot parrot!! The suckers are on the feets - out at the ends of their testicle thingies. Their mouth is downright DANGEROUS - like that girl I knew in my teens the one with the braces that didn't fit. If I'd only known that before hand my first experience receiving a BJ wouldn't have left me traumatizsed like that!! Not to mention bleeding.

Who posted that PIC ?

Got one of a GIANT SPIDER eating some girl? That would bother me less.

Of course cooked spider in a hollandaise sauce doesn't appeal as much as squid. What's good for the goose and all that - right?

GOBBLE

""Needs more SALT !!! ""
 
Now, now Mr.G

Here's the "official" story...I too find myself looking at calamari in a different light.

Katsushika Hokusai, Awabi Fisher and Octopus
Colour woodblock print, British Library, London.

The octopus, common around the shores of Japan, is noted for terrorizing diving girls with its eight probing arms and its elongated tube-like mouth. This is one of the most startling pictures in the rich history of Japanese art, which shows one of these creatures engaged in cunnilingus with a naked girl, the tip of one of his tentacles coiled around a nipple; a smaller octopus is penetrating her lips with his mouth. This image has been interpreted in some quarters as an elaborate allegory of female fantasy and masturbation. Far from terrorizing the girl, the octopus is her dream lover.

From: Sexualia From Prehistory to Cyberspace


I'd like to know how they know its a male octopus, could be a lesbian threesome tentacle sex love tryst couldn't it?
:)
 
drummer34 said:
"Ejaculating" or simply "Cummin' " would do nicely to me. My wife does it sometimes,:heart:
I think the term "Squirting" was thought up by porn-producing moviemakers who really doesn't know what female ejaculation is all about. In most of the movies i have seen it really doesn't look real. Most are girls masturbating furiously while taking a pee.:rolleyes:

Reguardless of who came up with the term SQUIRTING it stll remains the most apt way to describe it & lets face it if you say she SQUIRTED there is no mistake in what you mean.
 
Reguardless of who came up with the term SQUIRTING it stll remains the most apt way to describe it & lets face it if you say she SQUIRTED there is no mistake in what you mean.

Probably, -Yes. Problem is that the word apparently sounds negative to some people. "Spurting" could perhaps be another alternative.
 
Sarah Bethany said:
eww I hate squids. makes me sorta glad that it doesn't happen to me. :p

OH SARAH how could you say that your glad you don't SQUIRT as every lady that I've known has only been HAPPY that they can once they get over the feeling like they are going to pee (ladies choice of words here) & as a mere male I love the fact that a lady can SQUIRT & it also describes exactly what she does too so I for one have no trouble with the term at all.

DRUMMER don't you think they will dump on your idea too as it is similar but is also descriptive as is SQUIRTING.
 
DRUMMER don't you think they will dump on your idea too as it is similar but is also descriptive as is SQUIRTING.

Probably;) but then again my first and preferred suggestion was "Ejaculating".:kiss:
 
GAWD I love it when you talk all trashy like that.
 
xtreme_senses said:
Me too! First I gush, then I blush..:catgrin:

GUSHING or SQUIRTING ???????? I wonder which ladies prfer as the name for it but wonder why XS blushes after IT???

I can understand the first time or even the first few times but after knowing it is pleasurable it should be a source of pride that you can.
 
well, a lady I saw do a demo recently needed an ENORMOUS "splash zone"
So maybe you could call it "splashing"?
 
PinkOrchid said:
I use the term gushing because that's exactly what it feels like I'm doing.

gush __ _(gsh)
v. gushed, gush·ing, gush·es
v. intr.
To flow forth suddenly in great volume: water gushing from a hydrant.

To emit a sudden and abundant flow, as of tears.

To make an excessive display of sentiment or enthusiasm: gushed over the baby.


v. tr.
To emit abundantly; pour forth.

n.
A sudden copious outflow: a gush of tears.

Excessively demonstrative language or behavior.

:eek:
I suddenly feel like gushing...
 
xtreme_senses said:
Gil-

It's kind of a coy....did I do that? kind of thing. Especially, when you soak the whole bed! :D

hehe I can relate to that......the amount can be unbelievable :eek: We put a towel down and sometimes it's soaked through! :D
 
xtreme_senses said:
Gil-

It's kind of a coy....did I do that? kind of thing. Especially, when you soak the whole bed! :D

HeHeHeHeHe I do know what it's like when a lady soaks the bed as when BANDIT:heart: & I found that she is a squirter/squidder/ gusher:confused: & it's a loverly thing to be able to bring into your ladies life.;)

Let the juices flow!:D
 
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