Who's Your Daddy Bitch?!

[MADDOG]

Re: Maddog is that like a Cujo?

I think I shall call you either Maddog or Maddoggie or Maddpuppy....

So if it was you and me, I would say.....

"You're my Daddy Maddoggie....You are !!!!!"

< and since your a Maddog, of course Bitch would be in your question....what else would a Mad-dog want but a bitch in heat, right>?


SIREN
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~~~MADDOG, DONT GET ALL RABID ON ME BABY..~ ~~~

Siren... do you have any idea what you do to me?! Seriously! I'll be your Mad Doggie - all wild and untamed... Will you live up to your name and make a lot of noise?

Oh... and Nikki... where HAVE you been?! I haven't gone anywhere! Bout time you and I had words I think...

MADDOG

 

[Xander]

I refuse to answer that, on grounds that it might incriminate me

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Talk to me baby .. all night long ..

Originally posted by Patryn harder... please".

...hmmmmmmmm... nice to see what lovely manners you have Pat .. remembering to say please and all lol ..

i love dirty talk during sex .. it has to be the biggest turn on for me ever .. i love my partner to call me a slut .. to tell me he will always fuck me .. always make me cum .. asking me questions too .. while he is fucking me hard .. like "will you always be my slut" "does it feel good baby" ..

i remember when i was married and one of the odd times we were having sex .. i said the word "fuck" in bed .. well my ex just freaked .. said he wanted a "lady" in the bedroom!!! WTF??? .. i think that was the point when i realized i had to leave him if i ever wanted a good sex life for myself ..

 

[Samuari]

"Oh, you're sooo big! Be careful! Always works for me, maybe because I'm not. But that is a GOOD lie to hear!

 

[Nicole]

"Oh, you're sooo big! Be careful! Always works for me, maybe because I'm not. But that is a GOOD lie to hear!

LMAO ... Oh Samuari your so big ... be careful you might hurt me with that !!!!

Did that help???

By the way you didn't walk past my place like you said you would I waited and watched.

Take care

 

[Hecate]

A confession of sorts...

Well - I sure am easy prey to dirty talking - I love it - I want it ... and I am sure one hell of a beggar myself (*g* I can see a few raised eyebrows now but hell yes - even I have my weak and sub moments *g*)

the odd thing is ... I only can do it in any other language but German (which is my everyday communication language). I won't even try to analyze the "why" behind this ... just as a matter of fact I feel very comfortable to ask someone to "to let me suck his cock and then fuck me up the ass real hard" ... but "Lass mich deinen Schwanz lutschen und dann fick mich richtig hart in den Arsch" just won't pass my lips - never ever!!! (god - I had a hard time typing it even)

Works perfectly well in Italian, Spanish or French (if need be) too - just NOT in German... (I am working on the more nordic languages *winks*)

I even remember one D/s relation from my very very early days I had to break up because by no means I could call this guy "Herr" - never had any problem with "Master" though (on another side note, although I prefer being called Mistress to Herrin, this doesn't bother me at all *g*)

Now to return to the topic of embarrasing mumbles in explicit situations ... I have had hard times to NOT blurt out those things in english when being with my German bf ... that would have been pretty close to calling him another man's name - on the other hand he might even think he is soooo good I am starting to speak in "strange tongues" from the excitement

mental note: ... maybe I should hop over now to the personal ads and search for a German guinea pig to help me overcome this obstacle by exchanging explicitly naughty and dirty talking ...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Je t'aime

Works perfectly well in Italian, Spanish or French (if need be) too - just NOT in German... (I am working on the more nordic languages *winks*)[/i]

ohhhhhh wowwwwwww Mistress H .. you can talk dirty in all those languages ... geeeeeez i am impressed BIG time dear ..

ummmmm also i wanted to say bout my last post .. bout talking dirty .. during the dirty talk i also enjoy the "i love you"s mixed in .. it is such a turn on to be dominated by my partner (say light spanking) and tell him that i love him while it is happening .. and for him to tell me he loves me too .. makes me feel more submissive .. more vulnerable .. more naughty i guess.

 

[Hecate]

Re: Je t'aime

ohhhhhh wowwwwwww Mistress H .. you can talk dirty in all those languages ... geeeeeez I am impressed BIG time dear ..

I am afraid my talent is not THAT impressive Isabella. I think I pass those "tests" only because guys give a shit for pronounciation in those cases and lacking the one or other word doesn't really matter all that much when you can pretend you are only mumbling strangely cause of being too busy tonguewise to speak propperly ... or they have been too polite only to tell me I was babbling out the menue although, in that case I have to say the dessert was stunning nevertheless and I won't complain *winks*

 

[Samuari]

Ohhh Nickieee, it feels sooo good! How's that?
I was the guy walking the poodle and the shih tzu. I just figured you might not have a thing for dogs (the four legged kind).

 

[LusicousLionness]

(drunken state of mind)

 

[Bushido71XS]

I tend to get really graphic with my lover and tell her what and how I am going to make love to her. The look in her eyes is just aboout enough to do it for me.

But when she uses that little girl voice, it sends me into orbit. WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Earthgoddess]

Well let's see here-most embarrassing moment during sex was calling out the wrong name-not one wrong name but two wrong names...he was so disgusted he suggested wearing a name tag to make it easier.
I LOVE dirty talk-and Hecate how glad am I that we may be roomies at the wedding-hehehehe.
I have said things during sex that I was surprised my brain even thought up-and I too sometimes lapse into a very,soft baby voice. I am the Queen of beggars-please is my favorite magic word-and mom was right it Always works
My hubby doesn't often talk but when he does it sends me over the edge-because he'll do it in his very calm and easy way-like he is decribing one of his homebrews.
The all time oddest thing anyone ever said to me during sex was,
" Please baby do it to me like we are tied to a fence"
It was apparently in his little mind some sort of screw like animals imagery...lost me totally then of course I began analyzing it and wanted to know what kind of fence-like a corral or a picket fence...ruined the moment.

 

[Skitten]

Oh midnight; Poor baby I just feel bad for the one you said it too. But Rosie is right you win the prize on that one.
LMAO too funny.

 

[fahfooh]

Dirtiest thing ever said during coitus: "You like it there, don't you? You dirty little whore. Your momma wants me to fuck you right out of Mexico, you know that? Are you going to clean my house? Hmm? Good girl. I might just have a seat available."

The sweetest thing I ever said was "I'll do the dishes today"

(I am joking about the dishes thing)

 

[Ticklish Girl]

Busily taking notes...

I am really learning quite a bit from the experiences of all of you! And I intend to put all this learning to good use. Great thread!