Why Are Men Crazy About Panties?

[indyweasel]

hey KM

Since you dont need them anymore, can I have some of yours?

 

[DarlingBri]

Interesting thread. And maybe the most truly perverted and sexy I've read in a while. I have nothing more to add to all the eloquence above except this...I would give a kidney to see the panties of every woman who's posted above.

http://www.appercept.co.uk/demos/images/knickers.jpg

You owe me 1/10th of your kidney

 

[indyweasel]

I love you Bri. Thank you.. thank you..

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Well, seeing as how half my kidney just shut down anyway -- you can have it! LOL

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[DarlingBri]

Celestial, but since DCL can't actually donate his heart while he still requires it, while it may not have been a joke, it was at least a slightly fatuitous suggestion?

My best friend is on the waiting list for a second kidney transplant, but that doesn't mean I can't find this thread funny.

Perhaps she'd like Dixon's... <eg>

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

CB - I'm not clear on what you're saying. What board member needs a heart? Has someone hurt you?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Wait. Are you saying there's somebody here who needs a kidney? How on earth am I supposed to know that -- and how could anyone take my comment as anything but a humorous aside?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[DarlingBri]

Well, now that that's all cleared up

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Thanks, CB, and I'm sorry for her, truly, but do you think it's neccessary to introduce that here, and in relation to my silly little comments?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[DarlingBri]

Wow, that was the most impressive example of thread death I've seen lately!

Martini, anyone?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I'll take one, thanks. Shaken, not stirred.

Funny how discussion of terminal illness and organ transplant can just shut down a perverse conversation.

How 'bout those panties. Gotta love 'em, right?

Right?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[DarlingBri]

Honey, I doubt he wants them laundered

 

[DarlingBri]

Oliver, don't be silly. I was asking if anyone would make me a martini.

Belvedere martini, straight up, no olives, please... ta

[Edited by DarlingBri on 03-23-2001 at 01:00 PM]

 

[indyweasel]

*hands Bri her martini* As a gesture of my thanks for posting that picture.

*takes a sip of his white russian*

I love Friday afternoons.

 

[genderbender]

http://www.appercept.co.uk/demos/images/knickers.jpg

Seeing that picture it's little wonder your boy friend and every other male on the street was walking behind you. You do take a man's breath away!

Hi, Ollie!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Wow, that was the most impressive example of thread death I've seen lately!

Tell me about it. Sheesh.

 

[DarlingBri]

What??? Nobody else is willing to contribute their knickers in order to get DCL's kidney off him?

For goddness sake, just chuck 'em on a scanner... you don't have to be IN them!

<savouring her virtual Belvedere, which you can't actually buy in the UK. Pity>

 

[Whispersecret]

Nice lighting. Perfect ass. You must have one hell of a photographer and a good set of genes to boot.

I'd have to hire a professional retoucher to get any picture of my ass to look even remotely close to the one posted by DarlingBri.

I'd rather the men around here continue to imagine me, than prick their fantasy bubble and show them what I truly look like.

 

[DarlingBri]

Whisper...

I never, ever said it was my ass... I said they were my knickers... who's ass that is exactly... mine, my secret lesbian lover's, a product of my imagination, a product of your imagination... I'll never tell....

This isn't reality, kids, this is make believe for grownups.

 

[Whispersecret]

OH! Heh heh.



<In an Emily Latella voice> Nevermind.