Why did the Chicken cross the road?

[Guest]

Vella-

Well, what was wrong with crossing the damn street? If you wanna cross then do so, it's a relative free country for now. On the other hand, if you choose to cross the street and you get to the other side without mishap, what happens then? I mean, really! Selfish little shit, leaving me here all alone. Go on then, go. See if I care. Fucker.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Damn! A chick can't get a break around here for nothin'!

~lucky

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Maybe it was a blue chicken on the red side of the street and wanted to go where its vote would count.

 

[Edward Teach]

Nietzsche: Crossing the road did not kill the chicken and thus made him stronger.

McAurthur: Old chickens never die, they just fade away across the road.

John Asscroft: The chicken immigrated of it's own free will, we had nothing to do with it and the chicken is not on any of our lists as a person of interest in any terorist act. Of course we reserve the right to apprehend him, should his actions on the other side of the road indicate he is invovled in any terrorist plot, but at this time we have no information of that nature.

-Colly

But Asscroft needed to make sure its breasts were covered.


Stup Dity

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Maybe it was a blue chicken on the red side of the street and wanted to go where its vote would count.

I'm hereby purchasing that island I saw on e-bay. Every side of the street there is blue. Please alert all chicks needing their vote to count to come at once.

~lucky

 

[Edward Teach]

Brian Greene

There were quantum fluctuations on the Planck Scale resulting in a break of the supersymmetry of one or more of the ten dimensions apparent within the superstring structure of the chicken thereby transporting it through a worm hole to the seventh dimension which was parallel and concurrent to the the road which was actually not opposite but only appeared to be from the view of the traveler.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I parked on this side of the road, the bar was on that side. The chicken was with me...

Q_C

 

[R. Richard]

Thus far, everyone has assumed that the chicken did indeed cross the road. Are there independent witnesses to verify the fact? Are we perhaps just assuming that the chicken crossed the road? Is this the same chicken who ran around screaming that the sky was falling? What is the credibility of the chicken? What is the credibility of the witnesses?

Frankly, the entire incident seems very suspicious to me. I may be an attempt to sell off a common, local, domestic chicken as an exotic, far-away chicken, increasing the value of the chicken.

I have my doubts!

 

[sweetnpetite]

I think the real reason Asscroft was after the chicken was to see if he/she had any weapons of mass dis-cluck-tion.

ROLF

Good one.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Maybe it was a blue chicken on the red side of the street and wanted to go where its vote would count.

I would vote on the red side. That might not be were your vote will 'count' but that's where it's needed!

>>>>>>>sorry for the threadjack, back to your regularly scheduled chicken<<<<<<<<

 

[Boxlicker101]

Maybe the chicken crossed the road to go and wish Perdita a happy birthday.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Maybe the chicken wanted to run across the road without looking both ways and while carrying a pair of scissors, just to tempt the fates?

Or maybe it was fleeing persecution from the red side of the street. Chickens should be allowed to get married too!

 

[steve w]

James Ellroy's answer:

The chicken vibed hate. The chicken vibed fear. The chicken popped steroids. The chicken grew big. The chicken wanted a piece of the LA pie. The chicken did what the fuck it wanted. Kennedy agreed. LAPD acquiesced. Howard Hughes raged. Racial tension blew the city apart. The chicken let slip his reasoning. On the hush-hush, very QT......

 

[Edward Teach]

James Ellroy's answer:

The chicken vibed hate. The chicken vibed fear. The chicken popped steroids. The chicken grew big. The chicken wanted a piece of the LA pie. The chicken did what the fuck it wanted. Kennedy agreed. LAPD acquiesced. Howard Hughes raged. Racial tension blew the city apart. The chicken let slip his reasoning. On the hush-hush, very QT......

Tres good, Steve.
Ellroy fan/reader/admirer here too.
Fuckin' A. Damn Straight.


Ed

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Jeff Foxworthy's answer:

If the chicken got hit by a car, and you picked it up for eating purposes, you might be a redneck...

 

[SnoopDog]

Stephen King (if I remember correctly):

Why did the baby cross the road ????

- It was stapled to the chicken.

Snoopy

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Stephen King (if I remember correctly):

Why did the baby cross the road ????

- It was stapled to the chicken.

Snoopy

Eddie Dean?

 

[SnoopDog]

Eddie Dean?

Yeah, you got it, I remember,
it was Eddie vs. Blain, the Mono.

Snoopy

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Yeah, you got it, I remember,
it was Eddie vs. Blain, the Mono.

Snoopy

Great books...

Still reading the last one, though.

Q_C

 

[SnoopDog]

Great books...

Still reading the last one, though.

Q_C

Yeah, I haven't read the last three yet but it's been a while since I last read the other ones so I'd have to start them all over again.

Snoopy

 

[MagicaPractica]

OH MY GOD!

Maybe it was a blue chicken on the red side of the street and wanted to go where its vote would count.

ROFLMAO!