Why Haven't You PMd the Poster Above You?

[tommyt125]

She’s allergic to nuts

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

She’s allergic to nuts

I'm dressed too dapper to be rock climbing.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’m dancing too hard to dress dapper.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Dancers stand over there in that corner and singers over here in this corner.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Dancers stand over there in that corner and singers over here in this corner.

Because.. he'd like it too much if I did.

 

[haha_on_me]

Because.. he'd like it too much if I did.

Because she wouldn't like it too much if I did.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Because she wouldn't like it too much if I did.

I'm lactose intolerant.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm lactose intolerant.

Because I don’t want to have TWO threads. I get confused easily.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Because I don’t want to have TWO threads. I get confused easily.

Because I can just steal all his notebooks instead.

 

[mentalmaven]

Because I can just steal all his notebooks instead.

Not sure if she wants me or my stuff…I hear she’s thief.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

They're mental.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Sexy people make me nervous

 

[Thomas_Hardy]

I mostly present as Fozzie and worry it's a hard limit.

 

[morelikeasong]

He’s hardy given me reason to

 

[AllAmericanMale]

I haven't decided if she's a fairy princess or a siren, and therefore have been warned...

 

[lacandy]

I haven't decided if she's a fairy princess or a siren, and therefore have been warned...

I’m sure he’s searching for the AllAmericanFemale…and I can’t live up to that kind of title

 

[NightOfPassion2]

Was a lot closer to LA years ago...postage costs have gone up

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I'm not a passionate person.

 

[TomTeacher19]

I prefer my sewing machines to be unsexy

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

No reason

 

[lilmissdarling]

Because his picture makes me think of Jabba the Hutt.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

She said my singing sounds like a fog horn

We have

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I did once and he sent back a half naked pic of ODAG and thats so not my kink

 

[CuriousCat89]

A Lord is too high ranking.

 

[deft]

Because curiosity killed the cat.