Why I Love Orlanth

[crysede]

Re: Mango Wine . . .

Whisper in Orlanth's ear and he may show you his Mango Wine web-site . . . not to mention the ambrosia itself . . .

does it have to be whispering? Or do you think tracing the tip of my tongue around the outer edge of his ear, and nibbling seductively on his earlobe might work too?

 

[Orlanth]

Mango Wine... Yum. I love Mangos.

 

[crysede]

Reason #15:
He's just the best damn Sith slave any mistress could ask for

 

[Orlanth]

Reason #15:
He's just the best damn Sith slave any mistress could ask for

I'm better in person.

 

[crysede]

Well, I was planning to leave the final five for tonight, but...
Reason #16:
He has truly excellent taste!

Mango Wine... Yum. I love Mangos.

Mangophilia

 

[crysede]

You make this so easy!

Reason #17:
He's such a tease - I want him!

I'm better in person.

 

[Orlanth]

Golden Drop Mango Wines
I made thisweb site.

 

[crysede]

Don't bother saying anything else cute, 'cause I'm saving the last 3 for tonight

 

[Orlanth]

You make this so easy!

Reason #17:
He's such a tease - I want him!

You know if I could afford it, I would be there with you in a heartbeat.

 

[crysede]

I thought I said not to bother saying anything else cute hehe

And don't worry sexy, we'll have plenty of time together while I'm in Bilwan sampling the local wine and mangos (nice website btw - all that and you're artistic too!)

 

[Orlanth]

I thought I said not to bother saying anything else cute hehe

And don't worry sexy, we'll have plenty of time together while I'm in Bilwan sampling the local wine and mangos (nice website btw - all that and you're artistic too!)

I would truly love to sample the Wine with you.

 

[Orlanth]

I am off to bed, good night.

I know who I'll be dreaming off tonight.

 

[crysede]

Good night, naughty dreams

 

[warmlips]

Your love is an ocean

Golden Drop Mango Wines
I made thisweb site.

Cool website honey! I want some! Sounds yummy!

I love Orlanth because he is sweet, kind, thoughtful, sexy, original, witty, intelligent and lets me rub massage oil all over his body ... remember, cutie?

Love and hugs,
warmlips

 

[Don K Dyck]

Wicked Spanking Brothers Inc

Orlanth - you're welcome cutie, glad I could give you something nice to wake up to


Ladybird - those are some excellent reasons for loving Orlanth!


Don - so, if you guys inflict a Wicked Spanking for dastardly double posts, what's the rewar… er, punishment, for …

*counting back-to-back posts at start of thread*

*looking up numerical prefixes on Google*

… a heinous hendeca-post?!

That sounds like a big business, Crysede. But I'm sure that the management of Wicked Spanking Brothers Inc will cut you a deal on that one. Just speak nicely . . . no, better still, . . . just blow in the ear and run the tip of your tongue around the earlobe of my partner, Orlanth, and I'm sure that he will cum up with a satisfying deal for you . . .

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I love Orlanth because he's the bestest cutest smartest funniest Sith slave I ever had with his own extendable lightsaber and a predilection for mangos. Even if I only own 75% of him *@crys*

 

[hatara]

Let's face it! The man is a darlin'.

 

[crysede]

That sounds like a big business, Crysede. But I'm sure that the management of Wicked Spanking Brothers Inc will cut you a deal on that one. Just speak nicely . . . no, better still, . . . just blow in the ear and run the tip of your tongue around the earlobe of my partner, Orlanth, and I'm sure that he will cum up with a satisfying deal for you . . .

You think?

*sidling up to Orlanth, letting my lips brush against his ear as I whisper seductively*

Orlanth, I need to talk to you about a heinous hendeca-post

*licking his earlobe, then nibbling lightly on his neck, just below his ear*

I'm told that such actions are taken very seriously by the Wicked Spanking Brothers Inc - I guess I really have no choice but to throw myself on the mercy of the court…

*slipping out of my tight sun dress (confirming what the lack of panty-lines suggested - I'm not wearing a bra or panties ), and throwing myself across Orlanth's lap*

 

[crysede]

I love Orlanth because he's the bestest cutest smartest funniest Sith slave I ever had with his own extendable lightsaber and a predilection for mangos. Even if I only own 75% of him *@crys*

 

[crysede]

Good morning Orlanth

Reason #18:
He very generously gives of himself to others:

I love Orlanth because he…lets me rub massage oil all over his body

 

[crysede]

Reason #19:
He likes guys as well as chicks - the only thing hotter than a bi man, is a bi man with cute smile and an aussie accent! (Especially if it's a real aussie accent, as opposed to one of those southern imitations )

 

[Orlanth]

I wake up again to see this. Thank you!

Did I hear of a double post?

 

[crysede]

Finally, reason #20:

*drumroll*

I love Orlanth because he's as playful as he is serious, he's as gentle as he is strong, he's as demanding as he is giving, he's as honest as he is sarcastic, he's as sweet as he is sexy, and damn it all - he's just the real thing, baby!

 

[crysede]

I wake up again to see this. Thank you!

Did I hear ofa double post?

Oh much worse than that I'm afraid, much much worse - a hendeca post! I shudder to think what punishments are in store for me

 

[Orlanth]

Oh much worse than that I'm afraid, much much worse - a hendeca post! I shudder to think what punishments are in store for me

Oh I see now, hmm, some ones been a bad girl!

Cum into my office, and we shall 'talk' about what we'll do about it.


(Dang phone lines where down, I wasn't able to get on for 2 hours! Oh the horror! No internet for 2 hourws!)