Why? Why Not? Why On Earth?

[BlueDaisy]

Now, finally, I get it.. this is why my beer always tastes so watery... thanks D.

And BIG thanks to daisy... Does look like I shook one hand harder than the other, though...

Oh, just great, Paul. Thanks for bringing attention to my lopsided boobs.

LOL!

Thanks, by the way. Glad you finally approve of one of my avs.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

<using my wings to cover my eyes> oh.. my.....

Daisy.. Dear..

Very nice.

 

[islander01]

original intent

Ok why does the dirtdevil vacuum motto "feel the power of an upright in the palm of your hand " sound so danm falmiliar?

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Ok. It suddenly sounds kinda sexy now too... Why is that?

 

[islander01]

how about when john wayne as rooster cogburn says "fill your hands you son of a bitch"?

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Anything from the lips of John Wayne was sexy... <growls>

 

[islander01]

( thinking of the Duke spitting tobbaco)
uhh ok I guess

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Ok.. let me rephrase that.

Nearly anything from the lips of John Wayne would be sexy.

<muttering about smartass mainers>

 

[BlueDaisy]

Ok.. let me rephrase that.

Nearly anything from the lips of John Wayne would be sexy.

<muttering about smartass mainers>

You guys are funny!

Not quite sure what Islander is talking about, but the interaction between you guys is a hoot.

Love that John Wayne! Especially as Rooster Cogburn.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

He started it. <points to Islander> It was that powerful upright thingie in his hand.

 

[Dalt]

Islander, at least it doesn't have beater bars

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

<perks>

Beater bars?

 

[Dalt]

Neffie???? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Well, heck! You took my Duct Tape away! A girl's gotta entertain herself somehow, you know.

 

[Dalt]

I did not take the duct tape, Islander did. I threw the bottle of Nair away

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Hmm.. I have one of those epilady things here... Let me just plug it in.

 

[Dalt]

omg!! she never told us the family name was de Sade

 

[PaulUK]

Oh, just great, Paul. Thanks for bringing attention to my lopsided boobs.

Sorry about that... it's just that it does appear one of them is making a break for freedom...

 

[Dalt]

psssssssst Paul, wanna help free them?

 

[PaulUK]

Cool idea, Dalt!! We could be like the escape committee...! So, what do you think... bribe the guards, tunnel or just lift them puppies outta there...?

 

[Dalt]

lift them gently, of course they may need a small massage, simply to make sure they're okay

 

[PaulUK]

This prison break is brought to you by Perv-o...

I thought them bumpy little indicators at the front were a good guide...

 

[Dalt]

wow, they're so grateful they're saluting

 

[PaulUK]

I think I just read the words "thank you" in braille...

 

[islander01]

certainly not as irritating as most of the other pop ups I see online