Why? Why Not? Why On Earth?

[PaulUK]

It's that whole laugh rather than cry thing, Dalters.

 

[Dalt]

Paul, somtimes it's just being with friends, knowing there are people that not only put up with your sense of humor (humour) but are laughing right along with you.


Neffie? *porn*

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I'm not sure you should use Neffie and Porn in the same sentence.

Yeah, right. Who am I kidding?

 

[PaulUK]

Sure you can...

"Neffie, wanna get naked and watch some porn?"

"No."

See? It's a perfectly natural progression.

 

[Dalt]

"neffie, want to get naked and try some of the porn we see them do on the screen"

"NO!"

*pssst, Paul? You're right, it's easy*

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Ok, ok. I'm beginning to get a complex here.

Nefftoon Zamora: Ice Queen

Oh. That has a nice ring to it.

 

[Dalt]

Neffie, there's a mug over in the kitchen that says that

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Neffie, there's a mug over in the kitchen that says that

<chuckling> I know...

 

[PaulUK]

Not to mention the web site...

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Not to mention the web site...

Be sure to check out the section titled, "Is that an icicle in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

 

[Dalt]

*note to self* never wear tan slacks with an icicle in your pocket


http://www.icequeen4U.com


frostbite where????

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I believe the operative word there is bite.

 

[PaulUK]

Complete this phrase or saying...

Oh, oh... I know the subject of that verb!!!!

*waves hand from the swot table of the class *

 

[islander01]

note to self* never wear tan slacks with an icicle in your pocket

I think this pocket full of herring is gonna leave a stain.

 

[BlueDaisy]

You guys are soooo funny! I love sitting here and watching the exchange between you. I feel almost like a kitten watching a tennis match.....back and forth....back and forth.....

Continue....don't let me stop you.

 

[PaulUK]

Kittens are big tennis fans? My old cat used to be more of a hockey nut...

 

[islander01]

unfortunatly my cat contents himself with vicously pouncing on any suspicous movement under the sheets

 

[BlueDaisy]

unfortunatly my cat contents himself with vicously pouncing on any suspicous movement under the sheets

hehehe....can I be a fly on the wall in your bedroom? I'd love to be there to see that! lol

 

[BlueDaisy]

Kittens are big tennis fans? My old cat used to be more of a hockey nut...

Yeah...you've never seen cats on tv watching a tennis match on tv? Its really cute.

I want a cat. Can't have one because my son is highly allergic to them.

Hmm....cat.....son. cat....son. Ah, I guess I'll have to keep the son.

 

[PaulUK]

All I'm suggesting is that my cat was a great fan of slashing and high sticking...

In the UK, most relevised tennis is viewed from one end of the court.. so you don't get that to and fro thing. Is that not true in the USA?

 

[BlueDaisy]

All I'm suggesting is that my cat was a great fan of slashing and high sticking...

In the UK, most relevised tennis is viewed from one end of the court.. so you don't get that to and fro thing. Is that not true in the USA?

Yeah, that is how we get it, too. But what I mean was watching cats on tv watching tennis on tv. They always show it from the side view so that you see the cat moving its head back and forth. Usually on commercials, etc.

 

[PaulUK]

Gotcha. Well, I don't know what my old cat used to think about commercials, although it was noticeable that she didn't like commercials that showed other cats eating...

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I had a cat who would play fetch with soda bottle caps. Does that count?

 

[PaulUK]

Funniest tiome I ever had with my cat was feeding her frozen peas. I'd roll them across the carpet, and she would chase them, bat them around for a second, then pick them up in her mouth. Then there would be this shock as she realised how bloody cold the damn things were. Even so, I'd roll another one, and she would chase it, and...

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I'd kinda like to know just what it is under Islander's sheet that his kitty finds so interesting...