Why? Why Not? Why On Earth?

[Dalt]

I wouldn't know *sigh*


Paul, so help me if you say "Penguin tastes just like chicken" I will hurt you!

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I wouldn't know *sigh*


Paul, so help me if you say "Penguin tastes just like chicken" I will hurt you!

<licking my fingers> Mmmmmeow..



omg..this is getting naughty....

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

ooohh.. mmmeow.. what's that under the sheet?

 

[Dalt]

Islander, be afraid, be very afraid

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Ooohh.. lookie.. A sssssssscratching possssssssssst.....

 

[islander01]

Holy cat woman Batman!

 

[islander01]

uh oh

(sweating) I would just happen to walk in from the store with a bag of catnip in my pocket.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

<sniffing the air>

Ooohh. A man who lives dangerously.. <tail twitching>

Oh wow. You can make your tail twitch too!




I can't believe I said that.

 

[islander01]

must be the catnip talking

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Ok.. I need to change into a more comfortable AV. This one is going to get me into all sorts of trouble.

 

[Dalt]

*deep sigh of relief*

There's my favorite penguin!

Neff, there was this cat person posing as you. She really was quite um forward, is maybe the best word.

Anyway, nice to see you back.

 

[islander01]

hmm (searching web for penguin nip)

 

[Dalt]

Penguins have nips?


*oh stop, you knew damn well I couldn't pass that up*


ignoring groans from the peanut gallery

 

[PaulUK]

Opens mouth...

Paul, so help me if you say "Penguin tastes just like chicken" I will hurt you!

... closes mouth.

 

[Dalt]

roflmao

glares at the crowners...........damn brits do have a sense (sence) of humor (humour)

 

[PaulUK]

Plus, we have all those extra vowels...

 

[Dalt]

and an engine under the bonnet.

lends new meaning to having an oily face, eh?

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

ACK!!

 

[Dalt]

ack? anybody have a translation for that?

and why is Neffie red in the face and growling?

*okay, maybe I don't want to know that*

 

[islander01]

id probably not say hairball right? yeah I thought so. I wont then.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Do I look like a cat to you?

<sniffs> what do you have in your pocket? <purrrrrrsssssssss>

 

[islander01]

herring, catnip and a roll of quarters

 

[Dalt]

roll of quarters beats a short stack of dimes

*wanders off to find more coffee*

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I'm holding out for the roll of half dollars...

 

[alwaysawake]

I'm holding out for the roll of half dollars...

C'mon Neffer...AT LEAST hold out for silver dollars! AA