Why? Why Not? Why On Earth?

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Ok then! AA, you're absolutely right!! I'm holding out for a roll of silver dollars!

That or a really good steak dinner.

 

[islander01]

well dont forget about inflation

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Wouldn't inflation make it seem smaller?

 

[islander01]

ohh my Im not making any cents, maybe I should change tactics.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

uh oh...

I haven't any energy to continue on with these puns. I'm spent.

 

[islander01]

umm didnt bank on that.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I'll let it go, on account of my liking you so much.

The grammar stinks in that sentence.

 

[Dalt]

so poor I can't even pay attention.

can we change the subject?

coin a new phrase?

penny for your thoughts?

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

The sheep were easier...

 

[Dalt]

sheep again?

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

noooo.. simply stating that it was much easier to find silly things to say about sheep.

didn't ewe think so?

 

[islander01]

The sheep were easier

Sigh if I only had a nickel for everytime I thought that

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Sigh if I only had a nickel for everytime I thought that

Ok.. anymore of this and I bring out the duct tape and the dancing 's...


Don't say I didn't warn ya.

 

[Dalt]

Sooooooooooooo, this horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "why the long face?"


Do that work as a segue?

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

<looks at Dalt... Thinks of horse...>

Nope.

 

[Dalt]

a lady sitting at a bar with a duck next to her...............?

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

<looks at Dalt, thinks of Duck>

Yep

 

[Dalt]

*scrunches up face in pained expression*

pssssssst Islander?

you think there's another word after "duck"?

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Goose?

 

[Dalt]

goose a penguin?

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Vanilla ice cream cone, anyone?

 

[PaulUK]

It has to be vanilla? I have a craving for something minty...

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

It has to be vanilla? I have a craving for something minty...

Nooooo.. no mint.. <runs away, wimpering>

 

[PaulUK]

I had no idea I could put Neffie under such mintal pressure...

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I had no idea I could put Neffie under such mintal pressure...

There is a story behind my dislike of mint. It's a sordid tale of pain and torture, of desire and sweet release.

Suffice it to say. I don't like mint ice cream.