Why?

[DinoRossi]

Why don't lesbians ever wear big hats?

I have been pondering this question for days, and I can't come up with an answer.

This is by far the best post ever to appear on this forum.

Now answer me with a serous reply or I will be forced to put you all on ignore.

 

[kbate]

Sir, I take offense at your generalisation.

 

[hoodooman]

i know why but i'm not telling

 

[-phreak]

Why don't lesbians ever wear big hats?

all lies. I have a woolly, fluffy, big rasta hat.

 

[Fenikkusu]

I knew someone once who wanted to bring back big hats as a fashion, but verily she was not a lesbian.

Too bad, I'd love to meet her.

 

[toy!]

nope, no hats 4 me -- I was drinkin a Pina Colada @ Trader Vic's & my hair was "Perfect" ... 'cept in winter, to keep the brain from freezin'

I'm sure I read sumwher that that could happen

 

[chrk1]

gene autry always wore a big hat. don't you want to grow up to be like gene autry?

 

[DinoRossi]

Sir, I take offense at your generalisation.

I apologize for my insensitive generalization.

But, all I see is a chick in a hat, how am I supposed to know if that is a lesbian wearing a hat?

 

[DinoRossi]

i know why but i'm not telling

I don't believe you....

 

[DinoRossi]

Too bad, I'd love to meet her.

Don't you just love Equinoxe?

But alas the wee lass is a lesbian... Her use of the word verily has kept me "up" many a night dreaming of her.

 

[Raine D8]

Why don't lesbians ever wear big hats?

I have been pondering this question for days, and I can't come up with an answer.

It's kind of like asking why in porno films, the guys with the small dicks (95% of the population) get fucked.

 

[slimchance]

This is by far the best post ever to appear on this forum.

Now answer me with a serous reply or I will be forced to put you all on ignore.

i'm wondering how you know they don't. when you see women in big hats do you ask them if they're lesbians?

 

[BarnabySchmidt]

I agree, it adds a certain authority to one's words.

maybe that's why Christianity caught on