Will everyone be mad at me...

Guru

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if I post 75 new threads so I can make it to 1,000 tonight?
 
Well, if ya started an orgy in here, you'd have those posts in no time....lol
 
Yea, we are all ready and willing to help the cool Guru reach his fine and upstanding goal....
 
Dude.. its POSTS not threads that add up... *lol*

In fact I understand that Laurel has instituted a new script that actually detracts from your posts if you try and reach 1,000 by starting a whole bunch of new threads.
 
Guru said:
This is the only place that I'm ahead of Tina on posts...

LOL Well Guru, if you don't start posting more, that probably won't be the case for long.....

Oh and Sensua willing, you and I can___ any time you're ready, babe..... :p
 
That's it... keep going Guru.... do it good now, babe! lol
 
Ya'll go for it! I am not Guru's keeper....just his live in squeeze. I'm sure he'll take "squeezes" where ever he can get them!!!!!

(I guess I should wait until after midnight to warm up the hot tub...Guru will be here awhile!)
 
Sensua said:
Ya'll go for it! I am not Guru's keeper....just his live in squeeze. I'm sure he'll will take "squeezes" where ever he can get them!!!!!

(I guess I should wait until after midnight to warm up the hot tub...Guru will be here awhile!)

WoooooHoooooo!! Sensua, you're a real doll! *hugs and gropes* ;) Damn, I wish I had a hot tub...*pouts*
 
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