Wit & Nipples 🍒

[Switchem15]

Read somewhere AGAIN bearing in mind; this user is still slyly referencing me, that I don’t get called naturally pretty… so naturally the response is to post myself with no makeup.

I think the issue is that I have bigger lips and maybe that gives the impression of not being natural?

I don’t fucking know hahaha but it gets under my tits for sure you know me, little miss defensive.

I mean surely the better option would be me under your tits no?

Do I really have to reel it off though, your cheekbones, eyes, nose…fuck just your whole facial structure is naturally pretty

Kill them with kindness…them feeling the need to do this is not something lacking in you

And you? Defensive? Nahhhh

 

[justanormaldude87]

You asked to see some of me in normal clothes /natural state and or smiling so …. here you go!

Nothing special hahah, I wear a bit of makeup when I go out because I like to feel put together and I do often feel like… because I don’t go out with 0 makeup on a lot (unless it’s day to day activities) men may not like it as much? I also don’t tend to go out with friends and do photo shoot’s, my friendship group is made up of three very nerdy men I’ve known my entire life ( since I was 14, no funny stuff hahah just besties) and they don’t make the best cameramen. So I’m slacking on that front!

Meh. I don’t know… but enjoy nonetheless! I’m not expecting much attention per se from these ones!

Have fun perusing!

Done up and out:

https://postimg.cc/HckV72Rk


No makeup:


https://postimg.cc/K3M2wkC2

Hope that was worth it!

Enjoy! And almost goodnight? But you know what I’m like

You are definitely “naturally” pretty whatever the hell that means these days. There are different people everywhere filled with filler in their cheekbones, foreheads, chins, even their asses and then fake breasts etc etc. having your lips done doesn’t make you fake. Wearing makeup doesn’t either. You look gorgeous with and without makeup, I think the fact of the matter is you’re no plane Jane and a lot of women without makeup are, those are the ones that’ll call you out for being fake probably for the lack of or worry that they themselves are missing something! And if it’s a man then I think it’s probably one from an older generation. They don’t tend to get it. My grandad likes to say: “put lipstick on a pig doesn’t make it any prettier” and you’re quite the opposite of that.

 

[Apisto42]

I have just hit a midnight joint so… fingers crossed I won’t…. But if my Rem is interrupted the likelihood is pretttyyy high and well…. I have cats. Who at around 4am try and summon the devil with the noises they make so…

Good luck. My little dude decided to get up at 1, 2, and 4 am. And since he’s a dog, and 16 years old, that means I have to get up to take home outside. It was fun.

 

[SpicyBean99]

I mean surely the better option would be me under your tits no?

Do I really have to reel it off though, your cheekbones, eyes, nose…fuck just your whole facial structure is naturally pretty

Kill them with kindness…them feeling the need to do this is not something lacking in you

And you? Defensive? Nahhhh

I’ve literally never ever defended myself what?!!!

How dare you question my own vices

Thankyou….though. You’re the absolute best. As usual. And as always.

 

[justanormaldude87]

Having seen you in both of these in person, I can confidently tell you that you are beautiful in both forms x

Woahhhh wait a second!

YOUVE MET BEAN!!!!


where do I sign up?

 

[SpicyBean99]

Woahhhh wait a second!

YOUVE MET BEAN!!!!


where do I sign up?

Doesn’t quite work like that I’m afraid.

Switchem used to live a 20 minute walk from my house and… we’ve had many adventures put it that way

 

[Switchem15]

I’ve literally never ever defended myself what?!!!

How dare you question my own vices

Thankyou….though. You’re the absolute best. As usual. And as always.

You’re more than welcome, and thank you for all the treats

I can’t speak for you but I’ll be having sweet dreams tonight x

 

[justanormaldude87]

Doesn’t quite work like that I’m afraid.

Switchem used to live a 20 minute walk from my house and… we’ve had many adventures put it that way

Ahejdidkks= the best I can do. I have no words.

 

[SpicyBean99]

You’re more than welcome, and thank you for all the treats

I can’t speak for you but I’ll be having sweet dreams tonight x

Anytime. Here and privately too of course.

Sleep well!

And thankyou for enjoying the danger zoneeeee

 

[Switchem15]

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Ahejdidkks= the best I can do. I have no words.

I don’t know how long you’ve been here…but the b/g stuff that Bean may or may not have shared before…

 

[Switchem15]

Anytime. Here and privately too of course.

Sleep well!

And thankyou for enjoying the danger zoneeeee

Shhh about the private stuff

That’s for me and you

 

[justanormaldude87]

I don’t know how long you’ve been here…but the b/g stuff that Bean may or may not have shared before…

I must be being slow because what on earth is b/g. Big guy?

Nope not seen it. I’ve missed out, again. This is a theme here. Many vidoes and pics go missing after a while

 

[SpicyBean99]

I must be being slow because what on earth is b/g. Big guy?

Nope not seen it. I’ve missed out, again. This is a theme here. Many vidoes and pics go missing after a while

They do indeed because otherwise lil creepies come and screenshot/screenrecord them.

And hey I don’t mind as long as you ask….

But generally speaking I don’t leave things up for longer than a week. Sometimes I do leave things up if someone dms and asks me too because they have not had a chance to “look properly” yet… if you know what I mean

You’re just gonna have to get good at cumming here early and being an early worm

 

[Switchem15]

I must be being slow because what on earth is b/g. Big guy?

Nope not seen it. I’ve missed out, again. This is a theme here. Many vidoes and pics go missing after a while

Boy/girl content…let your imagination run wild my friend

@SpicyBean99 the video was soooooo much hotter zoomed in to your face though x

 

[Pad_Foot]

Allowing my imagination run wild with respect to SB leads to me writing questionably disrespectful things to her.

Rereading that .., ok… I think that’s ok

 

[SpicyBean99]

And that’s me logging off till tomorrow… unless I have another nightmare visit.

Let’s all collectively pray ( or lick my voodoo ) and hope they all stay away!

You’d think having a dream catcher on my arm would do something but alas it’s fucking crap.

Sleep well people, and thankyou for being highly entertaining today!

Back with more tomorrow… of course.

Until then, enjoy dreaming of me, I’m definitely no nightmare unless I bring the whip and strap on.

Sweet Dreams

 

[kenbrack]

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And that’s me logging off till tomorrow… unless I have another nightmare visit.

Let’s all collectively pray ( or lick my voodoo ) and hope they all stay away!

You’d think having a dream catcher on my arm would do something but alas it’s fucking crap.

Sleep well people, and thankyou for being highly entertaining today!

Back with more tomorrow… of course.

Until then, enjoy dreaming of me, I’m definitely no nightmare unless I bring the whip and strap on.

Sweet Dreams

Sleep well and sweet dreams

 

[smtst5]

More of an ass guy you say?

Well in that case…

https://postimg.cc/Z027ZR1Q


https://postimg.cc/ykRfNKK8

And yes most of you here have seen these two but for the new cummers we must make exceptions

Fan fucking tastic!

 

[Pad_Foot]

A strapon would indicate a nightmare??

Or… that you are fully engaged. ?

 

[justanormaldude87]

Sleep well sexy smart minx.

I’ll smack those nightmares on the mouth for you. And kiss ya forehead goodnight. Can’t wait to be back here tomoz.

 

[Bamagan]

You’d think having a dream catcher on my arm would do something but alas it’s fucking crap.

Why would you expect a drawing of a dream catcher to help?
If you had a tattoo of a colander, would you try to drain pasta with it?
Sweet dreams anyway.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Why would you expect a drawing of a dream catcher to help?
If you had a tattoo of a colander, would you try to drain pasta with it?
Sweet dreams anyway.

A) it was sarcasm

B) I wouldn’t actually expect a tattoo to catch dreams any more than I’d expect a pendant to ward off evil But it’s important to note that symbols have power because we give them meaning. I’m a little spiritual in that sense.

C) The actual tradition of dreamcatchers was never about physical function and was/is spiritual. A tattoo isn’t a tool; it’s a choice to carry something around that’s permanently meaningful. So I’ll for sure leave the pasta to the colander

thanks for the sweet dreams my friend! You too!

 

[LilKitKat]

wrote you a quick apology on my thread. a brainfart moment for me that is also a bit too close to hitting a nerve for you apparently. sorry.

 

[Bamagan]

A) it was sarcasm

B) I wouldn’t actually expect a tattoo to catch dreams any more than I’d expect a pendant to ward off evil But it’s important to note that symbols have power because we give them meaning. I’m a little spiritual in that sense.

C) The actual tradition of dreamcatchers was never about physical function and was/is spiritual. A tattoo isn’t a tool; it’s a choice to carry something around that’s permanently meaningful. So I’ll for sure leave the pasta to the colander

thanks for the sweet dreams my friend! You too!

Symbols have power, sure, but the image isn't the symbol. At best it's a symbol of a symbol. About as good as the tacky mass-produced versions tourists can buy.
But bedtime is not the best time for this conversation.

 

[SpicyBean99]

wrote you a quick apology on my thread. a brainfart moment for me that is also a bit too close to hitting a nerve for you apparently. sorry.

Kit there was no need to bring it here was there. Nor to bring my name to your thread again !

I didn’t mention your name in my post. Alas, I don’t mention you, ever. Not in passing comments, or anyone else.

Cute that people come to my thread and report to you though it means someone is really invested. Silently so, but still (I see you)

You’ve since edited the initial comment you made. So. No point further discussing it.

I also don’t read your thread. Sorry.