Without food or oxygen

[NoJo]

And you're a silk bastard.

 

[Guest]

Ya need a bloody big stair to get the Elephant down into the cellar.

Especially when I ain't even got a cellar!

 

[Guest]

You sick bastard, elephants are an endangered species.

So was my plant.

 

[carsonshepherd]

And you're a silk bastard.

Actually I need to shave right now.

 

[neonlyte]

You sick bastard, elephants are an endangered species.

Yeh, but they've got three other legs - tripod's are quite stable.

 

[carsonshepherd]

So was my plant.

It just went from endangered to extinct.

 

[neonlyte]

Especially when I ain't even got a cellar!

So where do you keep the Victim... Playthings

 

[Guest]

It just went from endangered to extinct.

It is an ex-plant. It fell of its perch. It's no longer breathing. It squawked its last.






Enough?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

WHOOP! That brings joy to my heart.

Lou "cartwheeling around the living room" Lou

Stop having a good time, young lady, and go RVC some of the Earth Day stories.

Rumple "rebuking" Foreskin

 

[Guest]

So where do you keep the Victim... Playthings

In my large shed in the garden. It's got a secure door, with a massive Yale padlock. I must get that sound-proofing finished...

 

[NoJo]

Actually I need to shave right now.

Your legs look just fine.

 

[Guest]

Stop having a good time, young lady, and go RVC some of the Earth Day stories.

Rumple "rebuking" Foreskin

Now you've been and gone and rebuked me I've come over all peculiar.

 

[neonlyte]

In my large shed in the garden. It's got a secure door, with a massive Yale padlock. I must get that sound-proofing finished...

Right. So if anyone is missing after the May bash... we'll find them in the garden shed

 

[Guest]

Right. So if anyone is missing after the May bash... we'll find them in the garden shed

Doubtful. I'm always careful to never leave a trace.






Oops.

 

[neonlyte]

Oops.

There you are. I've covered your tracks for you.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Now you've been and gone and rebuked me I've come over all peculiar.

Believe me, young lady, you were PECULIAR a long time before I rebuked you.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

There you are. I've covered your tracks for you.

Cheers, you're a mate.

 

[Guest]

Believe me, young lady, you were PECULIAR a long time before I rebuked you.

Rumple Foreskin

And you just had to go and make me worser, dintcha?

Lou

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

And you just had to go and make me worser, dintcha?

Lou

It wasn't easy, but you're welcome. 'Cause as everyone at AH knows, when Tatelou is good, she's very, very good, but when she's bad, she's marvelous.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

It wasn't easy, but you're welcome. 'Cause as everyone at AH knows, when Tatelou is good, she's very, very good, but when she's bad, she's marvelous.

Rumple Foreskin

I want to snog you now.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I want to snog you now.

http://www.angelhugsnsmiles.com/photoalbum/bashful.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

http://www.angelhugsnsmiles.com/photoalbum/bashful.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

Yeehaw!

I loves it when you does that.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Yeehaw!

I loves it when you does that.

Glad to oblige.

I was going to go with the Sean Connery, ruggedly handsome, distinguished older guy approach, but it's a wise Rumple that knows his many limitations.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[NoJo]

http://www.angelhugsnsmiles.com/photoalbum/bashful.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

RF, you promised me you wouldn't show it to anyone else.

 

[Guest]

Glad to oblige.

I was going to go with the Sean Connery, ruggedly handsome, distinguished older guy approach, but it's a wise Rumple that knows his many limitations.

Rumple Foreskin

But you don't need to "go with" that approach. You're already there.