Without food or oxygen

[NoJo]

I'm shy and use my webcam and a pair of tongs.

Remind me to bring my own sugar lumps when you invite me to tea.

 

[Guest]

Remind me to bring my own sugar lumps when you invite me to tea.

What? You usually use someone else's?

 

[Samandiriel]

Remind me to bring my own sugar lumps when you invite me to tea.

Works everytime.

 

[NoJo]

I tried to get my gynacologist to use a speculum, but she refused.

 

[Guest]

Death, anyone?

 

[Samandiriel]

Death, anyone?

You rang?

 

[yui]

I tried to get my gynacologist to use a speculum, but she refused.

Try your proctologist. I hear they will do anything for money.

 

[NoJo]

My proctologist tries my gynacologist's patients sometimes.

 

[Samandiriel]

My proctologist tries my gynacologist's patients sometimes.

You're scathing wit sometimes overshadows your brilliance. Then other times it's like acid on the skin.

Protologist? I just thought you called a plumber?

 

[Guest]

You rang?

I know how to flick your switch, baby.

 

[Samandiriel]

I know how to flick your switch, baby.

Yes you do, slut.

 

[NoJo]

You're scathing wit sometimes overshadows your brilliance. Then other times it's like acid on the skin.

Protologist? I just thought you called a plumber?

Same job, bigger tools.

 

[Guest]

Yes you do, slut.

It's thundering here and it made me think of you.

 

[NoJo]

It's thundering here and it made me think of you.

You're confusing them with hurricanes again.

 

[rgraham666]

I'm shy and use my webcam and a pair of tongs.

'Scuse me.

Cold shower time.

 

[Samandiriel]

It's thundering here and it made me think of you.

It's the sound of my thighs rubbing together, innit?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

It's thundering here and it made me think of you.[/quote+

It's the sound of my thighs rubbing together, innit?

Nope. It's indigestion.

Rumple "still looking for six ED votes" Foreskin

 

[Samandiriel]

It's thundering here and it made me think of you.[/quote+

Nope. It's indigestion.

Rumple "still looking for six ED votes" Foreskin

5 votes.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

5 votes.

Bless you, my child, he says, while making the sign of the double-cross and bowing low.

The Right Rev. Rumple "now five votes short" Foreskin

 

[Samandiriel]

Bless you, my child, he says, while making the sign of the double-cross and bowing low.

The Right Rev. Rumple "now five votes short" Foreskin

It burns!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, where's the Popess?? I hope she comes back soon, I wanted to rent out part of the vatican for a shindig.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

It burns!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, where's the Popess?? I hope she comes back soon, I wanted to rent out part of the vatican for a shindig.

I think she's conclaving.

The Right Rev Rumple "four votes shy" Foreskin

 

[Samandiriel]

I think she's conclaving.

The Right Rev Rumple "four votes shy" Foreskin

I hope she's wearing boots.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I hope she's wearing boots.

Better be hip boots. In the immortal words of Johnny Cash, "It's six foot high and rising." Hum, make make and interesting title for a Lit story.

Rumple "just four votes shy" Foreskin

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Sorry. I thought you knew:

Why do ducks have flat feet?

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning forest firest.


To stamp out burning ducks.

 

[Samandiriel]

Sorry. I thought you knew:



To stamp out burning forest firest.


To stamp out burning ducks.

I thought is was funny.