Woman, you have a cock and 24 hours; what would U do?

[BitterIchor]

Seriously, noone here would find it to be unpleasant and/or creepy? I would freak out. To have some dangly piece of flesh that looks like something out of an Alien-movie between my legs would just be too much. I'd buy some sedatives and make sure I'm sedated until this horrible curse wore off.

 

[SophiaY]

I would laugh hysterically and go to bed with a bottle of bourbon.

 

[PredatorSmile]

Get fucked by my boyfriend and ejaculate at the same time he does. I've always wanted to do that !

 

[SophiaY]

Dear, simultaneous orgasms and ejaculations don't require the presence of a penis...

 

[PredatorSmile]

Dear, simultaneous orgasms and ejaculations don't require the presence of a penis...

I KNOW. It's just that for him, it seems so much....easier. And faster.

 

[SophiaY]

I KNOW. It's just that for him, it seems so much....easier. And faster.

(wryly and dryly) faster is such not a good thing...

 

[boyvenus4u]

I agree...

A cock should always be held firm and steady, and worked ever so slowly. As any good cunt!

 

[PredatorSmile]

(wryly and dryly) faster is such not a good thing...

Uh, you mean to tell me you never felt frustrated...or envious....when your man cums...so easily and you are far from it ? I discovered masturbation at a young age, like most people. It actually happened after I was riding a horse. I jumped on it and got a good feeling. I went home, seeking to recreate that feeling. I made myself cum in five minutes. I've never had it this easy since.


I buy or rent erotic videos and bring them to my boyfriend. We were watching a bisexual DVD the other day, one which featured real-life bisexual stud Paul Carrigan and his wife TJ Hart in a steamy threesome with a hot dark-skinned man. My BF came 10 minutes into the movie, and came again 45 minutes later. I came once during THAT ENTIRE WEEK, and this after many solo tries.


I'm curious and somewhat jealous of his member, lol. Sometimes.

 

[Ladyluvs]

I would book in for gender reassignment to get rid of the thing. With what I have I can get toplay with a penis whenever I want.

 

[snowy ciara]

Seriously, noone here would find it to be unpleasant and/or creepy? I would freak out. To have some dangly piece of flesh that looks like something out of an Alien-movie between my legs would just be too much. I'd buy some sedatives and make sure I'm sedated until this horrible curse wore off.

Nope, I don't think I'd want to keep it forever, but I'm curious enough about what it'd feel like that I'm cool with it temporarily.

 

[FlamingHeart]

I agree with BitterIchor!

I would try not to look at it and creep myself out. And cry, because I missed my beautiful little box. I would shudder to think where the placings of my piercings would have morphed to in the transition.

I don't think I would want to jerk off, and I DEFINITLY wouldn't want to have sex with anyone. It just seems... unnatural, somehow.

*shrug*

To each their own, I guess.

 

[boyvenus4u]

ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies...

a little order please! must we constantly denigrate what one doesn't have, or more to the point what is different to ourselves?

Let me tell you all a little story...

I had this godess in my bed once, no other words can describe her, o she was a real princess... we were about to go through another separation...she was lying naked on the bed...she was looking sublime...a real woman...like some creature out of the thousand and one nights...she saw the way I was looking at her with such desire and longing...knowing that I wouldn't be able to see or touch her body for so long...and she had pity on me...so, she told me to get down her camera and take some souvenir photos...which I promptly did... I think I took about five before we eventually gave that up and made love...anyway, she went off and I was left with the memories and the photos...and I remember to this day how my eyes would be drawn from her eyes down to her nipples, down her flanks to finally rest on her Venus mound....enraptured by its mystery, its absolute mystery...no cunt ever fascinated me as such....to this day it prowls about the deeper recesses of my brain...

 

[BitterIchor]

Eh. I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you're getting at?

 

[redneckgirl]

I would stroke it and and go find another woman to use it on so I can see what a man feels like when he uses it. I've always wondered what it feels like to them and why are they so sensative? My dh almost always cums before me. Hmmmmm too bad we'll never know that one......lol

 

[FlamingHeart]

a little order please! must we constantly denigrate what one doesn't have, or more to the point what is different to ourselves?

Which I why I added, "To each thier own." There are plenty of women on here who would love a cock for a day (or more!), but I know I am definately not one of them.

If there is one thing I have learned about sexuality, it is that just because *I* can't rub one out while thinking of a particular thing, it doesn't mean that other people are wrong for doing it. There are probably plenty of weird sexual quirks and tastes that I have that other people would find unattractive. That's life!

PS I also didn't understand the point of your story to the conversation, but it was a nice little story...

 

[boyvenus4u]

Thank you..it was and true too.

And like all the best stories it had no point, but only to tell the events as they happened. That's all. Vive la difference!

 

[CelestialNight]

I would cry and scream and brutalize it with a brick or something. The evil thing would simply have to die.

 

[boyvenus4u]

celestial night..(chuckles)

you are a lunatic child running desperately ahead of the hermit....(chuckles)

 

[amy_li]

Probably sit on the couch all day and watch sports, and drink beer.

 

[gargouille]

Probably sit on the couch all day and watch sports, and drink beer.

and scratch your balls. Ball scratching appears to be required care for one's penicular endowment. Just don't forget to wash your hands when you're done.

 

[boyvenus4u]

Hahahahaha....

very good Gargouille... (Boy chuckles insanely)

 

[amBIguous]

Quicker to cum is not always better!

For all the ladies that have said that they would experiment with a new cock just to experience the quick cum...I say that isn't always the best way to go. Depending on mood, how long its been since the previous O or how the climax is being achieved, it can take me as little as 5 minutes to "rub" one off.

I rather envy my wife the abillity to have multiple orgasms (and rather enjoy helping her achieve this goal) while I can usually only count on 1-2 on any given day. Granted, it may drive me nuts if I weren't able to have one all week especially if I were working at it. But often its the getting there thats the best part.

That being said, anyone interested in getting detailed on the fantasy (or maybe doing a story along these lines) keep us all posted.

Kisses

 

[LoboBoy]

I would cry and scream and brutalize it with a brick or something. The evil thing would simply have to die.

LOL I understand completely!! I imagine it'd be similar to the horror I would feel if I woke up with vag between my legs!!!

I'm not vey good at these role playing things. I'm happy with what I've got and with whom I fuck. Jesus...the lines of my sex life have been blurred enough without having to contemplate different sex organs lol

 

[Tymeless]

give me my vagina already dang it!!!

 

[boyvenus4u]

Love to read down through the crazy responses

If you think this is fun, hang a line! Start reading from the top. It sort of reminds me of those old fly killers they used to hang in butcher shops...you know the ones...all sticky paper with sweet poison attached...and the flys..or comments...just hanging there...for all to see...dying in the fluorescent light...