Women & Chocolate

[MysteryJKR]

Ok whats the deal with women and chocolate. Maybe its just my kinda luck or something, but every single woman ive ever met just looooves chocolate. cant live without it. hehe.

Is it some kinda conspiracy you gals got going or somethin?

Id just really like to get on the inside track of this. hehe. Cuz chocolates ok IMO, but it aint orgasmic or nuthin. *shrugs*

 

[Isolde]

Hey! Chocolate is about as close to an orgasm as you can get and we dont have to put up with the snoring afterwards.

 

[Mistress]

Cracks up laughing!

 

[Guest]

Whoever said that chocolate was better than sex... LIED

either that or they had a real shitty lover

 

[Satyn]

Uuunnnnhhhh

You hit the "button" right on the head JKR. Chocolate IS orgasmic for women ... at least hormonally (sp?). And by the way ... just how DID you know I was sitting here nibbling on a piece of dark chocolate??

*Spinning around in my chair, looking for the camera*

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (warning NEOM in progress) OHOHOHOHOOHOHOHHOHOHMY
GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! OOOOOOhOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOoOOOOoOOooooooo. YESSS YESS YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOHHOOOOOOOHHHHHH YESSSSSSSS OOOOHHHHH (End NEOM)

I love chocolate. I ADORE chocolate. I could not LIVE without chocolate.

I have a fine selection of Ghiradelli flavors in my home which I will share with NO ONE, not even my child. I'm a nasty person, but gawddammit, my Ghiradelli is mine.

Couldn't tell you why. I just do. But if you have a nice set of abs, I wouldn't mind pouring warm, melted Hershey's kisses on it and then licking it off.

 

[jcgirl]

Its good. But not as good as good sex. Now good chocolate and good sex is great..

 

[Dillinger]

You know what's fun? You get a big thing of that liquid chocolate they dip ice cream cones in. Dip your COCK in it and...

 

[Dea Artia]

You can say chocolate is the door to a womans heart/soul, whichever. The sensations it gives when melted in the mouth is like nothing else. I bet you don't hear people saying chocolate tastes like cardboard.

Personally, I'm allergic to chocolate. I can't digest the cocoa bean unless its been nutrafied, so I can drink hot chocolate, (but I think its fake chocoalte anyway) I can't eat pure chocolate, like in chocolate bars or for cooking like cakes. So, if any guy gives me chocolate thinking he's winning a way into my soul (or my bed) he's in for a real eye opener.

Anyone else have the same/similar problem? I have yet to meet someone else allergic to chocolate.

 

[Isolde]

The problem with having chocolate and sex at the same time is that eventually he will want to share it with you.

So save the chocolate for after the sex...when you have to be up listening to him snore!

 

[Guest]

one thing I know...

chocolate syrup is pretty good during sex.... just don't and I mean DON'T let it dry... lol

 

[jcgirl]

one thing I know...

chocolate syrup is pretty good during sex.... just don't and I mean DON'T let it dry... lol

Been there, done that..........ouch

 

[Guest]

Waiting for chocolate hair removal system LOL

 

[Madame Pandora]

I'm allergic to tomatoes. So...you know, I can't be won over with pizza.

A box of Fanny Mays trinidads, however, and I'll perform unnatrual acts with glee.

Chocolate and sex are like apples and oranges. Sometimes you feel like an apple and it's all that will please you...sometimes you need citrus.

Now...if you mix apple juice and orange juice together, however, you get a kinda wild flavor that's not always pleasing to the palate, but it's exciting none the less.

MP

 

[jcgirl]

Takes alot of licking to get it off.....wait.......what was the problem again?

 

[Guest]

To be honest... I am not that big of a chocolate fan....
unless it comes in the form of a Reese peanut butter cup or egg.. christmas tree... pumkin... or heart... LOL

 

[jcgirl]

I'm allergic to tomatoes. So...you know, I can't be won over with pizza.

A box of Fanny Mays trinidads, however, and I'll perform unnatrual acts with glee.

Chocolate and sex are like apples and oranges. Sometimes you feel like an apple and it's all that will please you...sometimes you need citrus.

Now...if you mix apple juice and orange juice together, however, you get a kinda wild flavor that's not always pleasing to the palate, but it's exciting none the less.

MP

That's it. i'm going to the store....Trinidads and a video camera.

 

[Starfish]

Why did you have to start this fucking thread?????


I am menstruating and I have NO CHOCOLATE!!!


My serotonin level is nill and I am beginning to twitch...
I have no chocol.......*dies*

 

[jcgirl]

Poor G.R

 

[KillerMuffin]

A box of Fanny Mays trinidads, however, and I'll perform unnatrual acts with glee.

*grins gleefully!*

I'm sending you a dozen boxes. The unnatural act I would like for you to perform is to vote for Dan Quayle should he run for Prez. Or is that too unnatural?

 

[MysteryJKR]

*shakes head* jebus! what did i start. *falls to knees* Nooooo!!!!




hehe.

 

[ranajja]

Cuz chocolates ok IMO, but it aint orgasmic or nuthin.

Sez you!!

LOL!

IMO, there are precious few situations in life that chocolate can't improve...

It's a marvelous peace offering during PMS.

Chocolate and a caffeine-unfree carbonated beverage is my personal non-fail hangover cure.

And as far as orgasmic goes, well, there's nothing like a small piece of hersheys chocolate, warmed slightly over the flame of a candle, swirled gently around a hardening nipple, or rubbled languidly over one's "sweetly" aroused sex...mmmmm, then having one's lover lick it allll off...


Dang, gonna hafta break into the kids' Easter candy...

 

[Madame Pandora]

I'm sending you a dozen boxes. The unnatural act I would like for you to perform is to vote for Dan Quayle should he run for Prez. Or is that too unnatural?

I can't even begin to calculate how much chocolate you'd need to get me into this state of compliance. It would definitely not be ANY type of domestic chocolate...that's for sure.

MP

 

[Earthgoddess]

Killermuffin thou art too deviant-Dan Quayle-arrgghh!
Domestic Chocolates are mediocre except for See's, good I love their toffee and chocolate crunchy thingamiggers.
To spare my poor child from a sugar high I struggled along with other valiant moms to rid their eggs of chocolate. Our neighborhood egg hunt was yesterday, and us Moms were wired for sound after saving our children. The Dads just ran around like maniacs-kinda like the kids.
Here in Crabtown these are the best eggs-
(jingle sung to the tune of "Poor LittleButtercup"(Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore)
Mary Sue Easter Eggs,
Mary Sue Easter Eggs,
Brighten your Easter Parade!"
dang gonna go and research the rest of the words

 

[Satyn]

White Ghiradelli chocolate and sexy naked men seem to make an excellent combo ... throw a little heat into the mix, and you have the top reciepe for next months Southern Living.