Women - How Do Dicks of Different Sizes Feel Inside You?

[onehitwanda]

massive cocks abusing their cervixes and feeling all that cum jetting into their depths

looks ruefully at the remains of her dinner, then pushes it away

 

[ElectricBlue]

it's more the thought of someone's weisswurst bumping my cervix.

weisswurst???

 

[StillStunned]

when I still occasionally dallied on both sides of the aisle

Breakfast cereals and jams? Cat food and cleaning products? No, wait... tea and coffee?

 

[onehitwanda]

Breakfast cereals and jams? Cat food and cleaning products? No, wait... tea and coffee?

knee pads and riding crops, babe.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

Not in "loose pussy fetish" stories.

Somebody's got to be into that, right?

I don't see a 'Loose Pussy' category.

 

[onehitwanda]

I don't see a 'Loose Pussy' category.

it's cause it's named Loving Wives

 

[StillStunned]

knee pads and riding crops, babe.

The more I talk to you, the more I'm convinced that the places I frequent are terribly boring.

 

[MrPixel]

it's more the thought of someone's weisswurst bumping my cervix.

I had a girlfriend who was into that. She was loose (after two kids), which I actually enjoyed (the loose, not the kids), and we always managed to end-up in cowgirl with her pressing down hard to where I would feel her cervix bump against me, and she’d wriggle around on it. She must have had some sort of feeling there, is all I can figure.

Then there’s my current beloved. She’s told me of men in her randy past she had to turn down as “way too big!” I take her word for it.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

It's just your crotch cross to bear...

Now I want to write a story where the gods curse the Vikings for all their pillaging by giving them such large cocks that no-one wants to have sex with them...

Fortunately, their advanced hygiene, Vikings actually bathed and brushed and braided their hair, still had women throwing themselves at them. (My son is a history major. Just dropped this gem on me at dinner the other day)

 

[onehitwanda]

The more I talk to you, the more I'm convinced that the places I frequent are terribly boring.

I have been asked, to my face, and I quote:

"what the fuck is wrong with you?!"

Lots, babe.

I'm actually mostly harmless. Just don't feed me rum.

 

[onehitwanda]

Fortunately, their advanced hygiene, Vikings actually bathed and brushed and braided their hair, still had women throwing themselves at them. (My son is a history major. Just dropped this gem on me at dinner the other day)

If you ignore the fact that it is anime, the Vinland Saga does a really good job of portraying some of the reality of Norse and Anglo-Saxon life around the time of King Cnut

 

[StillStunned]

Fortunately, their advanced hygiene, Vikings actually bathed and brushed and braided their hair, still had women throwing themselves at them. (My son is a history major. Just dropped this gem on me at dinner the other day)

I think I mentioned in my WIWAW on Life and Death of the She-Devil that the Saxons actually considered the Vikings effeminate because of this.

I have been asked, to my face, and I quote:

"what the fuck is wrong with you?!"

Lots, babe.

I'm actually mostly harmless. Just don't feed me rum.

I get asked that all the time (often by my wife). The strange thing is, if any of the people who asked me that ever read any of my stories here they'd be surprised at how vanilla they are.

 

[Devinter]

Fortunately, their advanced hygiene, Vikings actually bathed and brushed and braided their hair, still had women throwing themselves at them. (My son is a history major. Just dropped this gem on me at dinner the other day)

The days of the week are named after the Norse Gods. Moonday, Tyr's Day, Wodin's (Odin's) Day, Thor's Day and Freya's Day. Then we have Saturday and the self explanatory Sunday.

But Saturday in the Scandinavian languages is named differently. It's Lördag in Swedish, Lørdag in Norwegian and Danish - and what that actually means is basically "Bathing day". So whilst most people in the 800's barely bathed at all, Vikings bathed properly once a week, washing their hair and such. Still low by modern standards, but Vikings are often depicted as barbarians with unkempt hair, which likely wasn't the case. If anything, they might've been hired to do the shampoo commercial of their time.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I have been asked, to my face, and I quote:

"what the fuck is wrong with you?!"

Lots, babe.

I'm actually mostly harmless. Just don't feed me rum.

Feed you rum… After midnight, or get you wet, right?

 

[StillStunned]

around the time of King Cnut

I wonder how often he had to spell his name out, and how often people took the piss. "So, it's a U and then an N, right? This is for the royal mint, boss, we need to get your name right."

 

[alohadave]

Not in "loose pussy fetish" stories.

Somebody's got to be into that, right?

It's very common in Black bull cuck stories.

 

[onehitwanda]

I wonder how often he had to spell his name out, and how often people took the piss. "So, it's a U and then an N, right? This is for the royal mint, boss, we need to get your name right."

I had the exact same thought when I checked his name - I know him as Canute.

He was a complete cunt, though.

 

[onehitwanda]

Feed you rum… After midnight, or get you wet, right?

There is no time limit on the rum proscription. Get some rum in me and it's even odds as to whether I dance on the table, show my knickers, or try to annex a nation on the far side of the world so I can put my flag on its flag.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

It's very common in Black bull cuck stories.

And in daddy/sissy. Just no cervix to worry about.

 

[StillStunned]

There is no time limit on the rum proscription. Get some rum in me and it's even odds as to whether I dance on the table, show my knickers, or try to annex a nation on the far side of the world so I can put my flag on its flag.

Are you quoting Queen Victoria?

 

[alohadave]

I tried dating a woman that was well over 2 feet tall

Do you encounter many women shorter than 2 feet tall?

 

[onehitwanda]

Do you encounter many women shorter than 2 feet tall?

Depends where in Ireland you're digging!

 

[Devinter]

Do you encounter many women shorter than 2 feet tall?

Oh fuck. I was thinking in European measurements. 2 Meters. And then wrote feet because on this website I have learned that American measurements are more welcomed, except 2 feet is obviously super tiny! She was like 6 feet, 5 inches. Extremely tall. Taller than me, without heels.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Oh fuck. I was thinking in European measurements. 2 Meters. And then wrote feet because on this website I have learned that American measurements are more welcomed, except 2 feet is obviously super tiny! She was like 6 feet, 5 inches. Extremely tall. Taller than me, without heels.

Yeah, in one of my stories I describe the MC as 6” tall. Kinda problematic.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

There is no time limit on the rum proscription. Get some rum in me and it's even odds as to whether I dance on the table, show my knickers, or try to annex a nation on the far side of the world so I can put my flag on its flag.

So, I should invite someone else to that Jimmy Buffett memorial concert?