Women - How Do Dicks of Different Sizes Feel Inside You?

[onehitwanda]

Makes you wonder where Sauron really wore that ring.

Some friends of mine wanted to put on an ABBA-themed LotR farce once. It would have such wonderful numbers as "Gimli gimli gimli a man after midnight".

Yeah.

 

[AlinaX]

Is knots per hour technically an acceleration?

 

[onehitwanda]

I figured you'd catch that

I'm a sailor. Sailoress. Fuck. Whatever. It hurts. That's like someone asking for the map :/ it's a chart you cunt.

 

[onehitwanda]

Is knots per hour technically an acceleration?

yes. for cruise ships

 

[ElectricBlue]

Is knots per hour technically an acceleration?

Just velocity, I think, if I remember my physics correctly.

 

[onehitwanda]

Just velocity, I think, if I remember my physics correctly.

nope. 1 knot === 1 nautical mile per hour. knot is a measure of velocity.

 

[AlinaX]

That'll do it...
Is there a method of gauging naughtiness?
Fathoms seems a bit extreme...
Like painfull.

Naughtiness is measured according to the number of spanks merited.

 

[Bamagan]

Is knots per hour technically an acceleration?

Or possibly related to kennels and dog breeding.

 

[Cagivagurl]

Naughtiness is measured according to the number of spanks merited.

Oh....
Is spanking a nautical thing?

 

[onehitwanda]

Or possibly related to kennels and dog breeding.

siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

@AlinaX I think we need to assign a unit of naughtiness. We can call it one navel as our in joke.

@Cagivagurl it depends if there are seamen around or not.

 

[onehitwanda]

Hear ye, hear ye, the tarts and trollops of HMS Primrose do hereby declare this thread to be derailed, despoiled, ravished and turned into a naughty navel naval amusement.

@StillStunned this is the point at which most people get a look in their eye, stare down at me, and go "What the fuck is wrong with you" - just so you can recognise it in future

* there? there ?!?!?! omg Wanda you slag.

 

[AlinaX]

I'm sure I saw an old sex machine that was used for spanking...

lol, that's an amusing Google search.

 

[Bamagan]

Hear ye, hear ye, the tarts and trollops of HMS Primrose do hereby declare this thread to be derailed, despoiled, ravished and turned into a naughty navel naval amusement.

@StillStunned this is the point at which most people get a look in there eye, stare down at me, and go "What the fuck is wrong with you" - just so you can recognise it in future

Ar, the tide's going out. Haul down the blue peter and then report back how well-filling you found it.

 

[Cagivagurl]

siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

@AlinaX I think we need to assign a unit of naughtiness. We can call it one navel as our in joke.

@Cagivagurl it depends if there are seamen around or not.

Seamen, are they like grumpy old sailors who dish out the spankings?

siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

@AlinaX I think we need to assign a unit of naughtiness. We can call it one navel as our in joke.

@Cagivagurl it depends if there are seamen around or not.

It could be measured as the "Depths of depravity."

 

[onehitwanda]

Ar, the tide's going out. Haul down the blue peter and then report back how well-filling you found it.

fucking thing's flappign and holier than the skipper's knickers, never filled nowt what was good. Topsails and t'gallantsails are shagged and the boatswain is too busy eating out the gunner's mate to give a fig, ma'am. Sorry ma'am. And the gunner says she's out of spite and she's fit enough to burst. We gave her the blonde wench but she says she broke her.

 

[Cagivagurl]

Seamen, are they like grumpy old sailors who dish out the spankings?

It could be measured as the "Depths of depravity."

Speed measured as "Licks per hour."

 

[onehitwanda]

Speed measured as "Licks per hour."

lashing the cunt-splice on the weather bow.

edit: I am having entirely too much fun; I'm sure there are laws against this. Or if my cats had there way there would be!

OMG AGAIN THEIR wtf is wrong with me.

 

[AlinaX]

Prrrfect...

 

[onehitwanda]

Oh jesus now I've got a story about a lesbian pirate drama group forming.

Somebody save me please.

 

[Bamagan]

Oh jesus now I've got a story about a lesbian pirate drama group forming.

Somebody save me please.

I think you're just going to have to go down on that ship.

 

[Cagivagurl]

lashing the cunt-splice on the weather bow.

edit: I am having entirely too much fun; I'm sure there are laws against this. Or if my cats had there way there would be!

Oh Argh, there t be no laws on fun...

 

[Cagivagurl]

I think you're just going to have to go down on that ship.

Now that's what you call a mouthful.

 

[onehitwanda]

I think you're just going to have to go down on that ship.

All of them??!?!?!

oh god. I'd better start hydrating and moisturising.

 

[AlinaX]

In which Keira Knightley is kidnapped and forced to wear a corset, just because.

 

[onehitwanda]

In which Keira Knightley is kidnapped and forced to wear a corset, just because.

Please don't tease me like this. it's not nice.