Women, lower your registers

[Sherry Hawk]

I've been told I have a fairly deep voice for a woman.

I dunno.....Imp, whatcha think?

 

[LadyJeanne]

According to New Scientist, recent research proves that men ignore women because a high-pitched voice is harder for us to pay attention to.

Don't bother to argue. I won't listen anyway.

Huh. And I thought it was cause they were too distracted by our breasts.

Heeere, doggie doggie doggie...heeeere...

 

[impressive]

I've been told I have a fairly deep voice for a woman.

I dunno.....Imp, whatcha think?

Hrm, I was too focused on your tongue to notice.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think science is a load of crap and men waste money on stupid studies like this one. so fuck off.

 

[McKenna]

I sound young. Very young.


If I get one more phone call asking, "May I speak to your mother?" I'm gonna scream.


Grrrrrrrr........

 

[NoJo]

I sound young. Very young.

Maybe you should try answering the phone with "Hello" rather than "poopy".

 

[McKenna]

Maybe you should try answering the phone with "Hello" rather than "poopy".

I was thinking more along the lines of "bite me, I'm not 12".

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I sound young. Very young.


If I get one more phone call asking, "May I speak to your mother?" I'm gonna scream.


Grrrrrrrr........

Did your mommy write this for you?

 

[McKenna]

Did your mommy write this for you?

That's it, I'm going to scream. But you won't be able to hear it ...it being such a high-pitched voice and all.

The neighborhood dogs will hate you now.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's it, I'm going to scream. But you won't be able to hear it ...it being such a high-pitched voice and all.

The neighborhood dogs will hate you now.

The neighbors do, why shouldn't their dogs too?

 

[CharleyH]

you people are WEIRD!

 

[Liar]

Someone needs to post that link to the AH voice gallery page. Where is Joe W when you need him?

 

[Guest]

Someone needs to post that link to the AH voice gallery page. Where is Joe W when you need him?

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=280241&highlight=audio

Ask, and ye shall receive.

 

[Liar]

Ask, and ye shall receive.

Can I have a coffee and a blowjob, please?

 

[AppleBiter]

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=280241&highlight=audio

Ask, and ye shall receive.

Is it just me? All of the links (in the the audio thread) appear to be broken.

 

[The_Fool]

Time for more audio poems. From me that is....

 

[CharleyH]

Time for more audio poems. From me that is....

I detect something sexy!

 

[The_Fool]

I detect something sexy!

I've got a couple in my rants threads that I've thought about reading....I think there is some sex associated with them......

 

[Guest]

Can I have a coffee and a blowjob, please?

Coffee? Puh-leaze.

I certainly don't fetch coffee. Or do windows.

But I do give exquisite blowjobs.

 

[impressive]

Someone needs to post that link to the AH voice gallery page. Where is Joe W when you need him?

Joe's site has been tits up for a while now. We need to rebuild it.

My alto voice is immortalized here: http://english.literotica.com:81/audio/2004/sound_2004_10/someone.ram

 

[Black Tulip]

LOL

Not going there again so you can all make fun of my male voice with the funny accent. Huh!

 

[cloudy]

LOL

Not going there again so you can all make fun of my male voice with the funny accent. Huh!

You weren't the only one made fun of....who could possibly forget Lew's imitation of my southern drawl.

 

[CharleyH]

Coffee? Puh-leaze.

I certainly don't fetch coffee. Or do windows.

But I do give exquisite blowjobs.

What do you do with whiskey, again?

 

[Black Tulip]

It's impossible anyway. Joe's site isn't working anymore.

 

[Dar~]

My voice is a bit harsh I think. I have a northern type accent according to people I've had tell me I sound northern. But I am from Montana, so what do they expect? My husband and a few boyfriends have told me my voice is really sexy.