Women peeing standing up...?

[Guest]

The only thing funnier than a girl peeing standing up is a guy peeing sitting down.

 

[Never]

I refuse to sit on a public toilet without at least ten layers of toilet paper draped over the seat. I still remember my health teacher telling me I could get a STD if I didn't have one of those little paper covers, then I asked her why the school didn't have them in the bathrooms - she just stared at me for awhile.
Hey, I'm a hypochondriac, I'll cross my legs and bounce for two hours instead of using public restrooms sometimes. Those things are so.. icky.

Say it with my Outsider, "I am not afraid of the period. The period is my friend. I am not afraid of the period..."

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Captain, this ship won't survive the formation of the cosmos!

 

[April]

Re: Several items to mention here...

April, you mean that you can shut the door with cats around?? I can't even take a shower without mine peeking in the curtain!!

Yes, I shut the door, but usually with one on the same side of it as I am. I'm not allowed to go anywhere alone!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Never I have five sister's and period's hold no fear for me but PMT scare's the fuck out of me.

 

[April]

Don't you mean PMS?

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[OUTSIDER]

PMT is the UK version, a little more polite but just as deadly.

 

[skinnydip78]

According to a survey on German TV, these devices have actually proved popular. I think it is one of these `re-education` things. The original idea was to offer them as an alternative to cubicles and leave women to choose. My wife complains bitterly (on holiday) about the French `hole in the floor` toilets, yet these are still commonplace (and presumably still used) in France. Surely the womens urinal is a big improvement on this?

 

[OUTSIDER]

What the fuck do the French know about sanitation.

Sorry to sound bigoted but I'v been to paris a few time's and it stink's.

But it is pretty, damn them.

 

[principe1]

i posted under the name of principe already, but since i just register, i dont want to repeat myself. that was me!!!!!!

 

[OUTSIDER]

"Damn kid's".

Damn kid's come in here and don't even leave an opinion and your biography is to damn long but other than that welcome aboard.

 

[Golden]

there's a web-site for everything!

and here it is ...

http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html

I've been there and I'm speechless!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Golden hit's gold again.

That is great I especialy love the pic of the man and woman standing side by side at the urinal.

 

[Cheri]

Golden I now feel as though I've truly been educated in the art of peeing. Thank you so much for opening my eyes to the possibility of being able to pee in a urinal. I must go try that immediately! LOL

 

[Weird Harold]

Golden I now feel as though I've truly been educated in the art of peeing.

Your'e not truly educated until you've mastered a book I ran across a couple of years ago:

How to Shit In the Woods: A ladies guide to survival in the outdoors.

(I'm serious, there really is such a book.)

 

[Cheri]

LOL I've seen that book! It was in this mongo used book store right beside right beside a book entitled Dumpster Diving. Needless to say, I spent most of my time reading how to pick edible but slightly damaged produce and dairy products from dumpsters. I still regret not buying both those books!

 

[skinnydip78]

Re: What the fuck do the French know about sanitation.

Sorry to sound bigoted but I'v been to paris a few time's and it stink's.

But it is pretty, damn them.

The point I was making was that women seem to want to have a goddam right to (a) sit down and (b) to sit down on something clean, warm and inviting.
People (both men and women) have been peeing in holes for centuries, yet somebody comes along with a new idea which is clean, hygenic and quick - but because it`s "different" every(female)body wants to knock it before trying it.
If the French can still content themselves with peeing in holes surely the women`s urinal is in with a chance.

BTW - they cleared away the pissoirs in Paris many years ago.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Yeah but they left the French there.

 

[PHANTOM5875]

I agree with April. Surely there's more titillating topics to discuss than women standing while peeing. Hmmmm...think shot gun.....now think WET!!! YIKES!!

And, April, I thought I was the only one with cats banging on the bath room door! It's like they can't be out of sight of you for a moment. Sheesh! I think we have now mastered the art of synchronized urinating. Maybe that will become and Olympic sport one day. Who knows?

 

[Mustang Sally]

I'm just a little confused about the notion of watching a woman pee being erotic. A few of you mentioned that. Anyone care to explain this to me?

 

[April]

Phantom, they have their own room. They just want to be with me.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Lord it's hot in London today.

Mustang Sally I'm sorry but I simply can't explain why a woman peeing can be sexy but some how it can, it might be that from an early age we are tought not to let anyone see us go to the toilet, so seeing someone pee is sort of taboo and as we all know taboo = sexy.

That said I don't ever really want to see anyone takeing a dump, that is not sexy and don't ask me why the differace it just is at least with me.

 

[skinnydip78]

I'm just a little confused about the notion of watching a woman pee being erotic. A few of you mentioned that. Anyone care to explain this to me?

.... it would probably take all night .....

 

[skinnydip78]

Yeah but they left the French there.

Oh c`mawn. The French ain`t all that bad.
One thing I have learned over there is that they`re a damned sight more open about sex and normal bodily functions than us Brits will ever be.

 

[Earthmuffin]

I'm a klutz to start with....

It's not the toilet seat that bothers me nearly as much as the multitude of people who don't wash their hands afteward. *bleh* I avoid public toilets if at all humanly possible. Road trips aside....peeing standing up....hmmm...

ABSOFREAKINGLUTELY NOT. lol.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Yeah but if you did learn to pee standing up you could write your name's in the snow.