Women peeing standing up...?

how to shit in the woods

yes the book really does exist - acquired my copy in northern Ontario a few years back and alongside the stack of Larson cartoons and the latest When Saturday comes [that's a football, sorry soccer, fanzine of great humour and analytical quality] it entertains the visitors to the downstairs privy in our London home. Oh and it is completely unerotic! Scat = YUK!
 
I have the 1st & 2nd editions of "How to Shit in the Woods." Actually a useful set for non-outdoorsy types. I had never been very outdoorsy until my son & ex-husband got me involved in camping. I actually got some good advice from those books, at least I never got anything on my clothes & never sat in poison ivy. You are right about it not being sexy or erotic, just practical advice.
 
OUTSIDER said:
Yeah but if you did learn to pee standing up you could write your name's in the snow.

.........now that takes me back a few years..... We used to hold our wee as long as we could so that it was yellow in the snow.
Reminds me of some local kids who were given the Meningitis vaccine a coupla years ago, bragging that their pee was orange coloured for a day or so afterwards.
 
Outsider tooooo funny!

I vote for building the nest and sitting. I can't even imagine trying attempt the clothing and purse and standing thing...shudder. Course after viewing the site on standing and peeing I guess it's possible but....still...I like the privacy factor.

[Edited by forgetunome on 09-26-2000 at 04:03 PM]
 
Mind you could you imagine how popular Ally McBeal would be if women did start peeing standing up like bloke's at a trough.
 
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