Women who claim they became pregnant from rape are Lying Sluts!

You left out defense spending.....no bill is too steep for weaponry. :cool: Billion dollar gun we didn't need and will never use? No problem...it's critical for defending freedumb :cool:

Gotta have a good DE-fence. All them commie pinko fags is just waiting for the chance to come in and molest our helpless women-folk.
 
the need to denigrate "other people's intellectual abilities"

You dumb fucking son of a bitch. Stupid dunce.

So you're saying that your "need to denigrate other people's intellectual abilities" is glaringly apparent?

I can fully concur with you, for once. Congratulations. :D

But this begs the question: Why do you have this perverse need? Does it somehow stem from your own inadequacies? Impotence, perhaps? An unhealthy relationship with your mother?

You really should work on your insults. They are most inadequate and ineffective. Perhaps you would feel better if you could come up with a really good one...care to try again?
 
Do you have the address? :D

Maybe you should try using it yourself...:nana:

He tried for a couple of weeks. His humor is, shall we say, lacking.
More often than not, his "bros" would scratch their collective unibrows and say "What am Vetty doing?"
 
He tried for a couple of weeks. His humor is, shall we say, lacking.
More often than not, his "bros" would scratch their collective unibrows and say "What am Vetty doing?"


"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."

Mahatma Gandhi


"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."

William James
 
There is nothing wrong with being a Marine. I am one and I am proud of my service and the things the Corp taught and instilled in me.

Good for you. The fact that you haven't bragged about your body counts, medals and daring exploits puts your head and shoulders above your brother Marines here.
 
LOL do you have a supply of these, or do you have to make them on short notice?

Robble-head recycles everything. Especially if anyone calls him clever for whatever he rips off elsewhere and passes off as his original insult.

When he wants to show his true feelings he uses one of his "Derp" alts to scream anti-Semitic, racist or homophobic garbage.

Otherwise he just ascribes his own feelings and racist motivations to others.

thanks for encouraging him.

He calls himself an "elite level" political commentator for his superior ability to wage ad hominem attacks. Problem is: he only has 27 known versions of them.
 
RobDownSouth AKA KoalaDerp said:

I have repeatedly challenged you to come up with an insult that doesn't involve racism, homophobia, misogyny or picking on special needs kids.

Time and time again you prove that your development ended in 5th grade.
 
The 7 Most Outrageous GOP Explanations For Why Rape Victims Can't Get Pregnant

By Katie Halper June 14, 2013

"This week Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.) garnered national attention for saying that rape only rarely resulted in pregnancy. This is no isolated incident. Who can forget when Todd Akin spoke of "legitimate rapes" and women shutting "the whole thing down"? But less known is that this argument has been said again and again by several Republicans. Though completely false — a study found that over 32,100 pregnancies result from rape each year and some studies have found that rape victims are more likely to become pregnant than women who have consensual sex — the claim that raped women don't become pregnant is a nice way for Republicans to try to fend off arguments for including exceptions for rape and incest in abortion legislation. See, most Americans, even most Republicans and even most anti-choicers support exceptions in cases of rape and incest.

So, what is a Republican who wants to ban abortion in all cases, with no exceptions whatsoever, to do? Well, he or she merely claims that it's not an issue because rape victims don't get pregnant. See, for example, the way Bush-appointed Judge James Leon Holmes explicitly used the lie that pregnancy never results from rape to support a constitutional ban on abortion: "Concern for rape victims is a red herring because conceptions from rape occur with approximately the same frequency as snowfall in Miami." You hear that rape victims? You're a red herring. The whole lot of you! Abortion-or-bust absolutist Republicans have found a way to deal with the inconvenient fact that most Americans support exceptions to save the woman's life, too: pretend that pregnancy is never dangerous and never puts a woman's life at risk. It's not true, but that doesn't stop these abortion fundamentalists! Are you seeing a pattern?

Here are some of the outrageous ways they have explained the lie that raped women can't get pregnant, as well as reaction GIFs to what they say. Enjoy! (Thanks to Garance Franke-Ruta and Anna North for finding a bunch of these gems).

1. Trent "She's Totes Not Gonna Get Preggers" Franks

Trent Franks was minding his own business, trying to pass his proposal to ban all abortions after 20 weeks with no exceptions, when some uppity Democrat had to bring up the issue of ... well ... rape and incest. Franks responded by saying, "The incidence of rape resulting in pregnancy are very low."

I admire your commitment to extremist anti-choice legislation. Why let facts and reality stand in your way?

2. Todd "Shut That Whole Thing Down" Akin

Rep. Todd Akin, the Republican nominee for Senate in Missouri who ran against Sen. Claire McCaskill gave his opponent the best gift ever when he said, “from what I understand from doctors [pregnancy from rape] is really rare ... If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”

Despite hypocritical calls from Republicans who basically agree with Akin, at least policy-wise but know better than to say crazy things out loud, the Congressman stuck it out. And Senator McCaskill won the election. It was a "legitimate" election and she kinda "shut that whole thing down."

3. Celeste "Diarrhea of the Mouth" Greig

Celeste Greig, the president of California's oldest and largest GOP volunteer group, tried to criticizes Todd Akin. She really did! She said Akin had made "an insensitive remark ... He should have come back and apologized." She went on to, basically, reiterate said insensitive remark: "Granted, the percentage of pregnancies due to rape is small because it's an act of violence, because the body is traumatized ... I don't know what percentage of pregnancies are due to the violence of rape. Because of the trauma the body goes through, I don't know what percentage of pregnancy results from the act."

At least she admits she has no idea what she's talking about. And I think she may have a crush on Todd Akin. Can you really blame her?

4. Phil "Rape is Kinda Like Being Tense and Uptight" Gingrey

Georgia Rep. Phil Gingrey is not just an anti-choice Republican. He's an OB/GYN, so he knows his stuff. First he defended Akin as being "partly right on that." Then he drew from his own experience, and appropriately compared women who are tense and uptight and need a glass of wine to women who are forced to have sex against their will: "And I’ve delivered lots of babies, and I know about these things. It is true. We tell infertile couples all the time that are having trouble conceiving because of the woman not ovulating, 'Just relax. Drink a glass of wine. And don’t be so tense and uptight because all that adrenaline can cause you not to ovulate'." A master of language, he used a wonderful metaphor for the biological response to rape, saying "the fact that a woman may have already ovulated 12 hours before she is raped, you’re not going to prevent a pregnancy there by a woman’s body shutting anything down because the horse has already left the barn, so to speak."

In addition to comparing rape to needing to unwind over a glass of wine and horse egress, Gingrey is just wrong. I pity his patients. Who knows what similes and metaphors he employs for a pap smear!

5. Henry "The Juices Don't Flow" Aldridge

Defending a proposal to eliminate a state abortion fund for poor women, North Carolina Rep Henry Aldridge said, "The facts show that people who are raped — who are truly raped — the juices don't flow, the body functions don't work and they don't get pregnant." And this is backed up by the science, according to Aldridge: “Medical authorities agree that this is a rarity, if ever.” He shed more light on the biological process, saying, “To get pregnant, it takes a little cooperation. And there ain’t much cooperation in a rape.”

All Aldridge was doing was trying to apologize for a previous offensive and ludicrous statement. According to the San Francisco Gate, "Aldridge had the floor during the committee meeting as he was trying to apologize for earlier remarks implying that victims of rape or incest are sexually promiscuous."

Aldridge was a dentist, so he knows his stuff (especially juices), too. I mean, it's the other end of the body, but how different can the two orifices be?

6. Stephen "She Secretes a Secretion" Freind

Rep. Stephen Freind, of Pennsylvania had a very precise statistic for the likelihood of a rape resulting in pregnancy: "It is almost but not quite impossible to become pregnant on the basis of rape. The odds are one in millions and millions and millions." And, Freind explained, "there is a physical reason for that." Wait for it: "Rape, obviously, is a traumatic experience. When that traumatic experience is undergone, a woman secretes a certain secretion, which has a tendency to kill sperm." Days later, at a press conference on the capital steps, Friend demonstrated his unwavering commitment to biology and statistics: "If you're expecting me to back off, the answer is no."

To his credit, the Congressman may, one day, be responsible for a new kind of birth control. When told about Freind's insightful comments, Dr. Luigi Mastroianni Jr., director of the division of human reproduction at the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania, said: "Boy, if I could find out what that (secretion) was, I'd use it as a contraceptive."

7. Fay "God's Little Protective Shield" Boozman

Fay Boozman was an Arkansas eye surgeon, state Senator, the Republican nominee for the Senate, and a firm believer in the idea that an adrenaline rush triggered by fear causes hormonal changes that block a woman's ability to conceive during a violent attack. A local newspaper reported that Boozman called this fictitious biological process "God's little protective shield." Boozman denied having said this. Phew! He did, however, own up to saying something about rape and pregnancy that was also untrue: "I'm not saying there is a protection against a young lady being impregnated during a rape ... I didn't say that. I said it was rare for that to happen."

Boozman died when his barn collapsed, but his legacy lives on in the Fay Boozman Award, given each year to a doctor who demonstrates "[e]xcellence in Christian faith and personal life," and "ntegration of faith into the practice of medicine." I hope that means tending to the poor and the sick, as Jesus preached time and time again, and has nothing to do with abortion, something Jesus never mentions at all ... ever ... ever! But it doesn't. Sigh."

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Now, ladies: (and men who actually like women) Can you explain why you would EVER consider voting for someone who is affiliated with a political party that hates you and is not even embarrassed enough to pretend they don't?

And, while you're at it, please explain how you can endorse any religious institution that would deny you the right to defend your own body against invasion by the spawn of your attacker.

I thought I was barren until last year, My husband de4cided he was not going to wait any longer for sex from me. I refused him for decades, I also had affairs with other men, I tried to get pregnant by several of them but it never happened, Last year I had been caught in an affair, My husband went to a stress center for anger management. After the man he caught me with tried to humiliate my husband my husband just about killed him.
While my husband was in the center, his father asked me to do him a favor, He said I needed to get out of the house after what happened, So I agreed to go to a political function with a friend of his,
The day of this function the center called and informed me that my husband was ready to come home. I had kept the cash and his wallet when they took him away two weeks prior. So I called his father to go get him, His father said the timing was the worst, He asked me if I kept every thing and I said yes. He said then there is nothing to worry about he can't possibly walk that distance until tomorrow. Its better than 20 miles away. He said he would not get him, I don't drive due to tunnel vision, his sister was 300 miles north, so I was getting ready to go, I heard the door open and my husband was standing there, He asked me where I thought I was going, I told the truth and asked how he got home so fast, It seems his insurance has a clause that provides a ride home, I said I would be home in three to five hours, He disagreed, He said by my figures you have a 30 year note due and its a year late, Tonight I demand payment, I took off for the door and he said I paid for this and ripped my dress off, I knew what he was going to do, I begged I will meet even at the door of the event to talk things out after the event, He just said no. Then he pushed me onto the living room floor, It was not love, it was rage, anger, longing, and his insistance that I was his wife I was going to be one from that day on. He did not use protection, He took what he felt was owed, I was crying when he finished.
I went to put on a bathrobe when the man I was supposed to go with arrived, He tried to force his way past my husband when he told him I would not be going. My husband threw him over the porch rail face first into a cement drive just as my husbands mother and father arrived. His father was pretty angry, The center had called them after my husband was delivered home, He told my mother in law there was going to be trouble at her sons house. They took off for here. My mother in law came in and talked to me about what happened She found out about me and her husband came up with a plan decades ago to control her oldest son, Its a plan that just hurt three people, is what I said. She said I am surprised he has not killed you, You knew because the state required a guardian ship he has been locked in this marriage, how could you let his father talk you into this stupid plan. How did you get by for all these years, Then she relized. I did not hold myself to the same standard my husband was held to, she said that's why he was in the stress center wasn't it, why did you ruin his life and what else don't I know. She got the condensed version of why my husband had worked every holiday for the last 27 years, why he was never off on weekends, and every thing that was forced on my husband for 31 years, and how we maintained control after the sex deprivation stopped working 14 years ago, She wants to hang me and her husband.
But the rape bought an unexpected result, I thought I was beyond child bearing age. I started feeling really strange about two months after it happened. I was feeling sick to my stomach and finally a month later I went to my doctor, after a stay in the hospital for three days she came in and said when was the last time I was active sexually. It was the night my husband raped me. She said you are to far along for an abortion.
I was pregnant, So if that jerk Akin says it can't happen it does. The stress can get you to a point you ovulate. I delivered a son in December. We are really to old to raise as child but I will try. My husband lives day to day now, After MRSA destroyed his imune system four years ago. He has major health problems, The Child Has been DNA tested and the results say its my husbands child.
Right now I am a new mother, I have a husband that almost wants me dead, my father in law keeps my husband furious.
The state wont do anything to my husband for what he did, My husband found, read, and turned my journals over to the DA, He just laughed at me when I asked to press charges, He said you press and he can, You commited marital fraud, extorsion, and you and your father in law and others conspired to deny your husband his civil rights, and the jury would take one look at him and cry, hell I want to cry.
 
Medicare is a Constitutional right for older white males (and 3/5 of a Constitutional right for older non-white men).
:nods:

As the most sincere racist on the board, you are hardly one to talk about white privilege.
 
I thought I was barren until last year, My husband de4cided he was not going to wait any longer for sex from me. I refused him for decades, I also had affairs with other men, I tried to get pregnant by several of them but it never happened, Last year I had been caught in an affair, My husband went to a stress center for anger management. After the man he caught me with tried to humiliate my husband my husband just about killed him.
While my husband was in the center, his father asked me to do him a favor, He said I needed to get out of the house after what happened, So I agreed to go to a political function with a friend of his,
The day of this function the center called and informed me that my husband was ready to come home. I had kept the cash and his wallet when they took him away two weeks prior. So I called his father to go get him, His father said the timing was the worst, He asked me if I kept every thing and I said yes. He said then there is nothing to worry about he can't possibly walk that distance until tomorrow. Its better than 20 miles away. He said he would not get him, I don't drive due to tunnel vision, his sister was 300 miles north, so I was getting ready to go, I heard the door open and my husband was standing there, He asked me where I thought I was going, I told the truth and asked how he got home so fast, It seems his insurance has a clause that provides a ride home, I said I would be home in three to five hours, He disagreed, He said by my figures you have a 30 year note due and its a year late, Tonight I demand payment, I took off for the door and he said I paid for this and ripped my dress off, I knew what he was going to do, I begged I will meet even at the door of the event to talk things out after the event, He just said no. Then he pushed me onto the living room floor, It was not love, it was rage, anger, longing, and his insistance that I was his wife I was going to be one from that day on. He did not use protection, He took what he felt was owed, I was crying when he finished.
I went to put on a bathrobe when the man I was supposed to go with arrived, He tried to force his way past my husband when he told him I would not be going. My husband threw him over the porch rail face first into a cement drive just as my husbands mother and father arrived. His father was pretty angry, The center had called them after my husband was delivered home, He told my mother in law there was going to be trouble at her sons house. They took off for here. My mother in law came in and talked to me about what happened She found out about me and her husband came up with a plan decades ago to control her oldest son, Its a plan that just hurt three people, is what I said. She said I am surprised he has not killed you, You knew because the state required a guardian ship he has been locked in this marriage, how could you let his father talk you into this stupid plan. How did you get by for all these years, Then she relized. I did not hold myself to the same standard my husband was held to, she said that's why he was in the stress center wasn't it, why did you ruin his life and what else don't I know. She got the condensed version of why my husband had worked every holiday for the last 27 years, why he was never off on weekends, and every thing that was forced on my husband for 31 years, and how we maintained control after the sex deprivation stopped working 14 years ago, She wants to hang me and her husband.
But the rape bought an unexpected result, I thought I was beyond child bearing age. I started feeling really strange about two months after it happened. I was feeling sick to my stomach and finally a month later I went to my doctor, after a stay in the hospital for three days she came in and said when was the last time I was active sexually. It was the night my husband raped me. She said you are to far along for an abortion.
I was pregnant, So if that jerk Akin says it can't happen it does. The stress can get you to a point you ovulate. I delivered a son in December. We are really to old to raise as child but I will try. My husband lives day to day now, After MRSA destroyed his imune system four years ago. He has major health problems, The Child Has been DNA tested and the results say its my husbands child.
Right now I am a new mother, I have a husband that almost wants me dead, my father in law keeps my husband furious.
The state wont do anything to my husband for what he did, My husband found, read, and turned my journals over to the DA, He just laughed at me when I asked to press charges, He said you press and he can, You commited marital fraud, extorsion, and you and your father in law and others conspired to deny your husband his civil rights, and the jury would take one look at him and cry, hell I want to cry.

I'm so sorry, dear. Your story and thousands like it are why I despise these bigoted, self-righteous misogynists.

Please try to hang on, and if you can, find a support group where you may be able to help others who are in even more pain than you are. By offering love and sympathy to others you will help yourself as well.

And you can bring hope to the future by raising your child to respect women and eschew ignorant hatred.
 
Thanks for being honest and sincere.

Now vetteman needs to acknowledge his racism.

You don't understand subordinate phrases and commas do you?

Try reading a book every 6 months, then one every month, eventually you might be able to read one or two a week. As your reading comprehension improves, so will your speed.

Best of luck!
 
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