Words of Wisdom.

[Guest]

erm.. a quote from me:

reality is for those who lack imagination

 

[comp|icity]

Originally posted by doormouse
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

brilliant

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[doormouse]

brilliant

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LOL

some of them are really clever.

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[Guest]

How about - Boring women have immaculate homes?

or - A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind?

or maybe that's just me.

 

[doormouse]

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.... ( I love this one )

 

[Guest]

We are Microsoft.

Resistance is futile.

 

[Guest]

How about - Boring women have immaculate homes?

or - A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind?

or maybe that's just me.

No, I pretty much have to agree.

 

[rgraham666]

Rule 1: Shit happens.
Rule 2: Shit happens frequently.
Rule 3: Get used to Rules 1 and 2.

 

[doormouse]

CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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[Guest]

Never goose a bull. No matter how much fun it looks.

 

[gauchecritic]

One of mine. (or Perdita's I can't quite recall)

Shit happens is not irony.

T.Pratchett (from my sig)

"I've been given something for a while, and the price of it is that I have to give it back."

Gauche

 

[Guest]

I thought this was a good place to post this little gem of wisdom. We spent the day with my Dad today (it's his birthday ), most of it spent sat in a very nice beer garden. We sunk quite a few, while the designated drivers kept an eye on the kids.

Anyway, I was having quite a profound discussion with him and he told me one of the mottos which he lives by:

"Flowers and/or duct tape will fix everything."

Pure genius.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought this was a good place to post this little gem of wisdom. We spent the day with my Dad today (it's his birthday ), most of it spent sat in a very nice beer garden. We sunk quite a few, while the designated drivers kept an eye on the kids.

Anyway, I was having quite a profound discussion with him and he told me one of the mottos which he lives by:

"Flowers and/or duct tape will fix everything."

Pure genius.

Lou

happy birthday to a very wise man, with an awesome daughter.

 

[Guest]

happy birthday to a very wise man, with an awesome daughter.

Awww! Thanks, babe!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Fabulous expression, got that one locked away for the right occassion.

Happy birthday to your philosopher dad.

Thanks, sweetie!

I love your new AV, btw. Grrrrrr!

Lou

 

[Guest]

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*prints out list and heads over to Shop*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*prints out list and heads over to Shop*

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

You're welcome,

It's all the mrs. fault.

Thanks man, you may have just got Cowgirl off my back.

 

[Guest]

I thought this was a good place to post this little gem of wisdom. We spent the day with my Dad today (it's his birthday ), most of it spent sat in a very nice beer garden. We sunk quite a few, while the designated drivers kept an eye on the kids.

Anyway, I was having quite a profound discussion with him and he told me one of the mottos which he lives by:

"Flowers and/or duct tape will fix everything."

Pure genius.

Lou

And remember the five words that will end any arguement with a woman:

"Honey, have you lost weight?"

 

[Guest]

 

[Dream Keeper]

Wow, doormouse, I can't decide weather you have more wisdom, or free time on your hands. Eh, either way, you've got alot more than us, and that makes you special! It took me almost 20 minutes to add in all the stuff that people sent in while I ws away. Thanks for sharing your wisdom with us, and feel free to send more when you get it!

 

[Guest]

Sometimes you need to shake things up. Else the flavor all goes to the bottom.

 

[Guest]

But is she gonna ride mine now?

Yep. a butt in jeans drives her wild apparently.