Words that are fun to say

More than once.

Also when I worked in ophthalmology, I used to hear all sorts of funny miss sayings.

Cadillacs instead of cataracts
Immaculate degeneration.instead of macular degeneration...might have to call the Vatican about that!! Oh! And my personal favorite... discharge. If you ask an older woman about discharge and do not specify the following words FROM YOUR EYES.... she'll tell you and you will remember not to be so careless again!!
I just can't get over a cardiac patient telling you about the cosmetic surgery she's having on her labia :D

Also: crumpet.
 
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