Same spelling but different meaning

[SimonSex]

Bro! Ya’ can smoke that joint in this joint!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The potted potter grew his pot in his pot

 

[sallysparrow23]

I tied my hair in a band to see more clearly the band playing on stage.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I sighed as I heard the phone ring, hauling myself up after scrubbing the ring off the tub, hoping I hadn't scratched my new wedding ring.

 

[SimonSex]

Daisy Duke shorted the General Lee’s electrical system in her short shorts.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

She gave Bumpy a bump with her bump

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The bum's bum bummed me right out.

 

[SimonSex]

Fuck you, you fucking fuck

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Fuck you, you fucking fuck

I was waiting for someone to go there!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

"All our problems stem from trees," he pontificated. "Root and branch, leaf and stem, bark and heartwood - all problems!"

 

[SimonSex]

I was waiting for someone to go there!

I saw this on a tee shirt in Manhattan.
Fugeddaboutit.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The golf club was atwitter, aghast, and teed off as I teed up wearing a tee shirt.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Even refuse would refuse to refuse around such filth and squalor!