Words Women Use - and the "real" meanings

[Guest]

I was just sent this by email, from a female friend who loves to wind men up.

I thought it was quite apt for this thread (please note, it does not reflect my own views and opinions, for example, I love gorey films and I also love being called "girl" and "babe". ).

A poem for us Gals....

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Speaking of AVs that fog up one's lenses - Ted EEEEEEEEEE!!! Is that for real?

Perdita

*joins Perdita in cooing*

 

[gauchecritic]

JJ1

Hey John you old les paul you. A collaborator at last. Exact meanings that I just couldn't work out.

How're things?


Back to topic. Always be wary of partner's sentences that begin with a whining question mark: Darling? or Sweetheart? etc

They invariably continue with Do you mind if we don't... or Could we just...

exclude or do the opposite of, what you thought/planned. (Blow job, anal, stay home, go out etc)

Gauche

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Always be wary of partner's sentences that begin with a whining question mark: Darling? or Sweetheart? etc

They invariably continue with Do you mind if we don't... or Could we just...

exclude or do the opposite of, what you thought/planned. (Blow job, anal, stay home, go out etc)

Gauche

Words of wisdom, Gauche.

Here in the American south, HONEY is another preface that can lead to all sorts of horrible things. If the next words out of her mouth are, "BLESS YOUR HEART" spread your legs, bend at the waist, stick your head between your knees, and kiss your ass goodbye. (example: Honey, bless your heart, my mother just called....).

Rumple Foreskin