There is a quote. It has something to do with chaos...and how it’s hard to imagine life without it. I adore it, but cannot for the life of me remember it precisely. First person to find it gets a nude of their choosing.
I’m bored.
1:When did you lose your virginity? Most definitely when I was 18+ -vigorous nodding-
2: Rough sex or soft sex? Rough
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? Is there such thing as unusual here?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? Mmm. Probably in my boyfriend’s parents’ basement while his friend was in the room. Not a weird place, but the weirdest I’ve felt.
5: Favourite sex position? Prone
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Submissive, but I can be a little switchy.
7: Have you ever had any one night stands? Yes.
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? Bed.
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? Briefly.
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? No.
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? Gray cotton with black lace.
12: How often do you have sex? Near daily.
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? Yes.
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Hm. Receiving, but barely.
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? -Shrug- Probably saying the wrong name - I’d be binging Weeds and said Andy.
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? A sex playlist is something I’m currently in dire need of.
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? Suggestions welcome.
18: Are you into dressing up for sex? I’ve done it, but not often. I’d get way more into it for a partner that liked it.
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Shower. Bath sounds awkward.
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? My most recent ex.
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? Yes.
22: Do you/would you use sex toys? Yes.
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Yes.
24: Would you have sex with your best friend? I don’t even know who I consider my best friend, so...
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) Cuddle and talk.
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Grabbing my neck and/or biting.
27: Early morning sex or late night sex? Most of the time late night, but I do love to be woken up with him pressing into me with need.
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? Arms.
29: Favourite body part on the same sex? Waist
30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: -Shrug-
31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Don’t like to call things weird.
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes. And eh?
33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yes.
34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Caramel
35: Worst possible time to get horny: While the kid is mid-tantrum
36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? Depends on the moan.
37: How much fapping is too much fapping: When the chaffing starts.
38: Best sexual complement you ever got: Someone wanted to award me a trophy for my skill at giving head.
39: Favorite foreplay activities: Heavy petting and light, direct touches.
40: What do you wear to bed? A tank top and panties.
41: When was the first time you masturbated: Also definitely past 18?
42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes.
43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Month or two ago.
44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? Yes.
45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Still yes.
46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Can’t remember.
47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? No, I don’t watch much porn to begin with.
48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) Yes, it’s pretty much the only way I cum and I love making my partners feel good.
49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Love them.
50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Uncomfortable.
51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Anything with unadvisable levels of capsaicin.
52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Prostitute.
53: Do you watch porn? Infrequently.
54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Probably at some point in high school.
55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Not especially
56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? It’s more pleasant when they are shaved, but by no means a deal breaker.
57: If you could give yourself head, would you? No. Don’t really love the taste.
58: Booty or Boobs? Hmm. Booty, I think.
59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Yes. Couldn’t bring myself to end the relationship like I should have, but my heart wasn’t in it anymore.
60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? Try desperately to get laid. I honestly think that’s it, I really just want to know what sex feels like from the other side.
61: Have you ever watched someone masturbate? Yes.
62: Has anyone ever watched you masturbate? Yes.
63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
64. What is your method of masturbation? Mostly clitoral stimulation with my fingers, occasional use of toys.
65. What is your bra/penis size? Hell if I know, nothing I own fits.
66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? Again, can’t remember.
67. When was the last time you masturbated? Ahh, outside of doing it while also having sex? A few months ago.
68. When was the last time you had sex? 2 days ago.
69. When was the last time you watched porn? Actively? Not sure? Husband was browses it often on his phone and I glance over.
70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Last one was a small little vibrator, first was....probably also a small little vibrator?
71. Circumsized?
72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? Neck
73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? Are boobs genitals? Is the ass genitalia? I was pretty certain we each only had one.
74. Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? No.
75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on here? No.
76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Month of two ago.
77. Which wet dream was your favorite? That one.
78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? Yes.
79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? Plenty.
80. Favorite sexual position? Still prone.
81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? Eh. I don’t dislike it, but it doesn’t push any buttons for me.
82. Are you into any BDSM? Yea.
83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn’t for any reason? Why? Yeah. Breaking up generally does that.
84. Do you like dirty talk? I’m getting better at it.
85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? Quiet during masturbation. Getting a little louder during sex.
86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? Yes. I have kids.
87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? Rough, bordering on non-con stuff.
88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? Mmmm, I think I’ve fabricated that I have.
89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? Yes.
90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Yes and no.
91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? Yes, and one of them.
Anything left you want to know?
