Worst lube(s)?

sartana

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Mentholatum(ow,ow,ow),Banalg(OW,OW,OW),styling gel.The craziest thing I ever used for lube was the time I masturbated with mustard.
 
I think we've all learned the "use the conditioner, not the shampoo" thing...

Me and my girlfriend made THAT particular mistake once - she was in agony, and my pee-hole hurt like someone had stuck a match down it and lit it up...

Ow. Ow. Ow!
 
zhukov1943 said:
I think we've all learned the "use the conditioner, not the shampoo" thing...

Me and my girlfriend made THAT particular mistake once - she was in agony, and my pee-hole hurt like someone had stuck a match down it and lit it up...

Ow. Ow. Ow!

LOL!!

No joke! That's a pretty self-critiquing exercise. Found that one out for myself when I was about 13 :D
 
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