worst oral experience ever

[mcaffer06]

"blow" job huh?

the worst blow job i've ever experienced was during my freshman year of college...

we started by having a hot and heavy make out session...she whispered in my ear that she wanted to suck my cock (first time while we were dating) and of course i dropped my pants....i had my eyes closed waiting for it and the next thing i knew...she was blowing on my cock...

worst blow job. ever.

 

[wordofvirtue]

It wasn't the morbidly obese woman who farted in my face, it really wasn't. I wouldn't have had to do that, I just was feeling "hey, we're all human" and let's all share the love. Nope, it was some guy later that same night. I was tied to the headboard of the brass bed and there was no way he was going to stop until I had a mouthful. Normally that isn't a problem but my good god the taste was out of this world bad. I mean BADDDDD. Rotten mackerel and mayonnaise bad. Just utterly horrible! I swallowed as fast as I could just to get it out of my mouth and I have never been so close to vomiting in front of a room full of strangers. And then what the hell do you say?! Not that the expression on my face didn't say it all. You just can't smile and say "wow, thanks that was great!" when you're trying with all your might not to puke. All I really wanted was to be untied and given a box of Rolaids and a toothbrush. Really.

 

[human_male]

It wasn't the morbidly obese woman who farted in my face, it really wasn't. I wouldn't have had to do that, I just was feeling "hey, we're all human" and let's all share the love. Nope, it was some guy later that same night. I was tied to the headboard of the brass bed and there was no way he was going to stop until I had a mouthful. Normally that isn't a problem but my good god the taste was out of this world bad. I mean BADDDDD. Rotten mackerel and mayonnaise bad. Just utterly horrible! I swallowed as fast as I could just to get it out of my mouth and I have never been so close to vomiting in front of a room full of strangers. And then what the hell do you say?! Not that the expression on my face didn't say it all. You just can't smile and say "wow, thanks that was great!" when you're trying with all your might not to puke. All I really wanted was to be untied and given a box of Rolaids and a toothbrush. Really.

But at least you can say you've lived.

 

[Bokimbol]

Me and my buddy went to some corner girls after snorting some coke we bought in Washington Square Park. It was like 5 am on the corner of 9th and around 28th street in Manhattan and the day before it was like 98 degrees and very humid. We picked up two smoking hot hookers and invited them in the car. Well we were their last customers of the night and they smelled as bad as they looked good. Couldn't get the body odor smell out of the car for a week. We settled on price I think $15 each for BJs. They put rubbers on us and sucked away. We got very hard but neither one of us could cum. After about 5 minutes they pull up and asked what was taking so long. It came out that we had done coke just before we picked them up. They laughed at us and said you do the coke AFTER the hookers and not before and got up and left.

 

[KD1959]

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[wordofvirtue]

But at least you can say you've lived.

Oh yes I've lived! Many many wonderful memories!

 

[madmanmike]

this thread needs a bump