Worst Sex Experience

[963852741]

What is everyone's worst sex experience? Mine is me and this guy were doing the nasty when he started telling me here comes my love juice here comes my love juice. All the whilehe is giving everything he has but wasn't doing a very good job. Size doesn't matter to me but when you are onlu maybe 2 inches hard make sure you know how to use it.
So come on spill. Lets hear you stories.

 

[naudiz]

Woo! A chance to humiliate myself? I'm so there!

So there was this guy in college, and he was pretty cute, and I was just having one of those 'why don't I suck his dick' nights. You know how it goes? Maybe not. Anyway, we were both falling-over drunk, and he wasn't saying no, so I get down to business.

He was hung! What a beautiful specimen. I was in blowjob heaven.

Except he would not stop talking. Okay, dude? If I'm kneeling between your legs giving your Mr. Happy the all-day-sucker treatment? Shut up and enjoy it! Maybe he was a dental student and was practicing the art of conversing with someone whose mouth is otherwise occupied.

Worse, he was so drunk, all he could talk about was how big his dick was. Okay, it was big. Trust me, I had my lips wrapped around it, I was well aware. But no, he had to talk about it. Kind of killed the mood. He shut up long enough to get off, and then I left. He was so embarrassed he never spoke to me again. Where was that blessed silence when I needed it!

 

[SexySlut2]

I used to date this male stripper and he was so stuck on himself he kinda got on my nerves, but he was gorgeous so I would ignore alot of it. Well, we always used to make out and stuff, but I wouldn't sleep with him right away. Well, this one night I finally decided to give in so to speak and we were laying in the floor, he was on top of me and we were just kinda rubbing against each other and he came right in his shorts. I couldn't believe it. Well I stopped dating him shortly after that and we were at a party a friend of ours was having and someone let it slip that he had said we had sex this one night, needless to say I told everyone the real truth and he left,very embarassed.

 

[Wave_Rider]

I was 20 years old, and met a girl at a party........

and when the party ended, I drove her home. She invited me in (she lived with her parents) and we slipped upstairs quietly. Her room at one end and D & M's at the other.........**skipping the foreplay images ** and she was then on top riding hard.........and she became a bit tooooooo vocal, and BOOM her door flies open and in walks King Kong Daddy.......He flips on the light and there is his 'angel' on top of this beach boy and a GRRRRRRRRRR that was heard up and down the Cali coast, he comes at me. I roll off the bed and we begin to circle around each other with his daughter crying NO NO........and MOM now standing at the doorway.......He jumps at me and misses and I go running to the balcony outside her bedroom and jump down into the pool below. I see Dad deciding but he doesn't jump so I go scrambling over the fence.........

For the next 2 hours I had to play like "Bond" staying in the shadows as I walked to a city street and tried to find a phone booth NAKED..........I called collect and my fraternity brothers refused to accept the call.........and ummmmmmmm MOM had to come pick me up............LOL.........

I can still see her look of embarrassment of picking me up as I entered the car.........

 

[DevilBoy79]

anything having to do with my X

 

[Morning Rain]

MINE IS

Not getting any .....

 

[medjay]

I had sex a girl who considered herself to be overweight. She kept her t-shirt on the whole time and wouldn't even let me suck her titties. Also, she insisted on keeping the lights out.

I told her that none of those things mattered and if I thought she was unattractive I wouldn't be in her apartment with my dick in my hand. Hell, I'd been with women much bigger than her.

She wasn't buying it. I think her self esteem was so low she thought I was setting her up for some sort of practical joke. I lost interest and got the hell out of there.

 

[juicygirl]

medjay, that is the saddest story I have ever heard. Poor you and really poor girl.

 

[Truckgirl]

My worst experience was my first, I didn't feel a damn thing, he must have been doing the sheet or something then 5 minutes into it, he stops for water. That was a show stopper.

 

[juicygirl]

The worst involved getting tossed out afterwards with just a sheet. Very embarassing, especially because I had to get my stuff back the next day. Oh, and the sex was just terrible. Talk about a 2 minute brother.

 

[Sillyman]

There are these little spermicidal sheet things you can buy right? The woman I was with and I didn't like condoms, so we got some of those so I could come inside her without a problem. Unfortunately, those things made her pussy taste like a chemical factory, and you had to wait fifteen minutes before intercourse, during which time she wants me to go down on her. Ick. I couldn't stand the taste, not even for a few licks, and when I told her as much she got pissed at me. I eventually penetrated her, and we humped for a few minutes before I had an okay orgasm and she didn't come at all. That was the last time I had sex with her and the last time I had intercourse.

 

[medjay]

Here's another one . . .

I was seeing this girl who never let me come into her apartment (she always claimed it was too messy).

One night after hanging out and drinking I drove her back to her place to drop her off. She was feeling frisky so I suggested going upstairs. Of course she refused. My place was too far away.
"Let's do it in the back seat," she said.

"I'm 27 years old," I said. "Only kids get busy in the car."

She insisted and I gave in. Even the spacious backseat of my Chevy Caprice wasn't big enough to get comfortable and I wound up twisting my neck.

Then, while we were fucking, a hype walked up to the car, tapped on the window and asked if we knew where he could get some crack!

First I told him to fuck off. Then I told her I wasn't in the mood anymore and wanted to go home.

The best part is that after she went upstairs I realized the condom had gotten lost somewhere in the seat cushions. I turned the car upside down looking but I never did find it!

 

[Starfish]

I had sex a girl who considered herself to be overweight. She kept her t-shirt on the whole time and wouldn't even let me suck her titties. Also, she insisted on keeping the lights out.

I told her that none of those things mattered and if I thought she was unattractive I wouldn't be in her apartment with my dick in my hand. Hell, I'd been with women much bigger than her.

She wasn't buying it. I think her self esteem was so low she thought I was setting her up for some sort of practical joke. I lost interest and got the hell out of there.

I can't seem to have any sympathy for you.
Not to be a picky bitch, but I guess I just am a picky bitch.

What I don't get is that you were so insensitive to just up and split on her because she had issues that could very well been inflicted by others. Did you think it was her fault that she felt that way? Are you dense? People usually get ideas like that about themselves because OTHERS made them feel that way.

It isn't like you really extended any understanding or anything, is it?

Why the fuck do you expect someone to feel comfortable, but you would split on them the minute you lost 'interest' in them because they had issues about their body?

If you ask me, it isn't very cool to just want to fuck people, and not want to accept the whole package deal. It isn't like you couldn't have shown her otherwise about herself over time, right? No, because you lost interest and, as you put it, "got the hell out of there."

Real nice. I am sure she felt really good after that shit.

 

[Guest]

My first when my fiance sez to me "just let me put it inside"

yea, romantic, huh. I still married the prick, and had his baby. It got worse later.

Why are you 963852741 ? That scares me.

Moon

 

[Sillyman]

I can't seem to have any sympathy for you.
Not to be a picky bitch, but I guess I just am a picky bitch.

What I don't get is that you were so insensitive to just up and split on her because she had issues that could very well been inflicted by others. Did you think it was her fault that she felt that way? Are you dense? People usually get ideas like that about themselves because OTHERS made them feel that way.

It isn't like you really extended any understanding or anything, is it?

Why the fuck do you expect someone to feel comfortable, but you would split on them the minute you lost 'interest' in them because they had issues about their body?

If you ask me, it isn't very cool to just want to fuck people, and not want to accept the whole package deal. It isn't like you couldn't have shown her otherwise about herself over time, right? No, because you lost interest and, as you put it, "got the hell out of there."

Real nice. I am sure she felt really good after that shit.

Does anyone really want to have to be constantly pandering to their partners ego? Sure, maybe he could have made her feel good about herself. But why bother going through that when you can find someone who isn't like that to begin with? Well she was a drunk, but I could have made her go to AA. Well, she was scared of cats, but we worked things out. The man has no obligation to act as a therapist.

 

[phrodeau]

Re: Re: Worst Sex Experience

My first when my fiance sez to me "just let me put it inside"

yea, romantic, huh. I still married the prick, and had his baby. It got worse later.

Why are you 963852741 ? That scares me.

Moon

I was gonna tell about the girl with the hairy nipples, but after Starfish's reprimand, I'll hold my peace.

963852741 is the sequence of numbers on the right side of most keyboards, descending from right to left. Sort of like the nickname "qwertyuiop".

 

[Starfish]

Does anyone really want to have to be constantly pandering to their partners ego? Sure, maybe he could have made her feel good about herself. But why bother going through that when you can find someone who isn't like that to begin with? Well she was a drunk, but I could have made her go to AA. Well, she was scared of cats, but we worked things out. The man has no obligation to act as a therapist.

I guess you have no clue what being a friend means.

Who the fuck said anything about pandering or counciling?
There is a difference between caring about someone and using them for your own desires. That is what this person was doing or he wouldn't have blown her off like that. What are we fucking talking about here, one night? He was just pissed cause he couldn't play with her titties.

What I am saying is that this thread is a big whine fest and that person will not have my sympathy for their poor pathetic sex experiance. That is all.


Next.

 

[Sillyman]

I guess you have no clue what being a friend means.


Next.

That fucking hurt Starfish.

 

[medjay]

I can't seem to have any sympathy for you.

After Starfish's harsh reply I feel as if I need to explain myself:

I didn't literally put my pants on and "get the hell out of there". Because of the awkwardness, the sex never happened and I didn't want to hang around making both of us uncomfortable.

There were no hard feelings and we still talk. You might not think it's enough but I feel okay about it and think that I'm not the complete cad you believe me to be.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Worst Sex Experience

963852741 is the sequence of numbers on the right side of most keyboards, descending from right to left. Sort of like the nickname "qwertyuiop".

poor thing

 

[Starfish]

Think about what you just tried to make out my words to be.

Explain to me why then you think that his one night of not getting to play with titties should make me feel sorry for him?

Don't take what I said personally. I am only going on what you said to me. It has no bearing on you as a person.

I just don't think that your judgement of what I said was anywhere remotely near a reasonable assesment of my intent.

He was using her. It is fucking clear as day.
I called him on it because he is gettin sympathy for not being a good person and being her friend.

 

[Starfish]

After Starfish's harsh reply I feel as if I need to explain myself:

I didn't literally put my pants on and "get the hell out of there". Because of the awkwardness, the sex never happened and I didn't want to hang around making both of us uncomfortable.

There were no hard feelings and we still talk. You might not think it's enough but I feel okay about it and think that I'm not the complete cad you believe me to be.

Now hold the fuck on. This changes the meaning of everything you are talking about.

You literally made it sound like you split on her that night after fucking her with her t-shirt on.

That is pretty misleading.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Worst Sex Experience

poor thing

On second thought.....huh? My numbers go:

09876 on the right side

963852741 is not!

9=right
6=right
3=left
8=right
5=left
2=left
7=right
4=left
1=left

I'm

 

[Starfish]

I apologise to Sillyman for offending his morals.


It wasn't right of me. It was low.

 

[Liontamr]

The more I think about it.. the more it grosses me out.. Just be forewarned..

I had been going through a solid half of sex night in and night out - hell even some nooners - with this chick that had a sex drive to match mine. (don't find that often..)

One night though as we are about to start (again..) and as I am about to go down on her (again..) I slide one finger in, then pull it out with this little bit of white junk on my finger.. Lean in to lick and it's the worst taste I swear to god I've ever experienced!

"Umm.. hon.. After our playtimes.. When we both go to shower and clean up.. Do you clean up... HERE??"

Her face went red and she eeked out a megar "no I haven't been" I've never come over a bigger turn off. Days later, come to find out she has a serious infection down there because she hasn't bothered to clean herself out.

(btw as a little side note, most times we did use a condom but she also used this pill that can be inserted in to create a foam barrier of sorts)

I don't think I'll have anything top that for the rest of my sexual life!