Would you fuck a ghost

Depends on the ghost. I would ignore most of them. But should the situation arise were Emma Watsons ghost wants me to fuck her/it , finally, I will make that happen. even if I have to be a ghost as well. Then we find a way to leave and no matter where we land upstairs or downstairs, we definitely will get one of those Muslim rooms. A room full virgins is a better deal then a f,.ing cloud
No such thing as a room full of virgin's anymore since Hefner passed
 
I am a ghost, so.

But I don't know. If they existed, it could be more interesting than fucking a living person.
 
Female nympho ghosts must exist surely, that explains why guys wake up sometimes in the morning with their naval's covered in cum.
 
Umm hell yes? Being a slut with 0 consequences would be wonderful.

I wonder how ghost cum would feel?
 
Mindfuck? If they have a mind I can interact with, certainly!

Sex up? Um. Ectoplasm's chilly slimy nasty stuff, so ecto-ghosts no thanks.
Poultergeists do the whole telekinesis thing, and if they're properly skilled and interested then maybe.
Poultrygeists do it with chickens - pass. (Doing it with a feather is kinky. With a chicken is just wrong, sorry Gonzo)
Possessing spirit? Consent gets messy but again, maybe.
Dreamscape/nightmare rider? I'll go with a definite maybe. It's quite possible I'd not get a say in such a scenario, after all.

What'm I missing?
 
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